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Our ring doorbell alerted me that someone was there. Went and checked and saw this.
TP and Water.
My girlfriend and I are both nurses at one of the largest hospitals in the state (Florida). Just gives us all warm and fuzzy feelings inside. This was a couple of our neighbors down the street that we rarely speak with. Snowbirds that mostly come down during the winter. Be good to each other!
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Thailogxanitos
plot twist the pakage is covered in covid-19
McMeowenstein
How fucked up would it be that this pandemic brings the world together and chills us all the hell out?
adamsark
Make sure to sanitize/isolate it all first, just in case.
drinkyoureeffoc
Thank you for doing what you do! And what a great neighbor you guys have.
MightyAppMagnet
KerkylasOfAndros
Most folks are good people, it's just a few bad apples can do a lot of damage. Be excellent to each other even when the others aren't.
hammersquirrel
Hoarders gotta make sure they can get access to healthcare. The TP heavy portfolio is paying off
dogmatix
aww, that's great.
Bmgm4u
SnowBirds?? Canucks??
Jjaammeesss
Oh so your neighbors are the ones buying all the precious tp
SwampAss13
If I could buy a lot to give it away for free, I would too.
missastromccluskey
Aww
Mewmus
the tap water still works so i'm wondering why the need for bottled water. unless you don't have a filter.
SwampAss13
Nah we have one, I’m assuming because it’s one of those things that’s being boarded. A nice gesture.
Magnum3point141592654
Run over the Spring Breakers, please. Twice.
Rumblenaut
From what I’ve seen this past week this is still not enough to restore my faith but nice to see!
Rumblenaut
Be more like these neighbours people!
TwoPumpTrump
Yo I'm praying for Heath too, but he died in 2008.
wilhelmkuhl4
Wow, just when you think there are no more good people, one pop out and show a good deed to another.! Way to go, god bless you, & family
temperedtorture
Seen plenty of this in my community as well. Went on FB marketplace to check the other day, and people were giving away TP for free.
AquariumLife
Might be a great opportunity to have more interactions with them (time permitting)!
SwampAss13
Lol, they ended up texting my gf why they just left it and ran was for “social distancing”
NoBallsYouWont
Sometimes people don’t suck and it’s quite beautiful.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Thank you for sharing OP and thank you for all of your dedication and helping others, we imgurians sincerely appreciate it!
annoyedOnion
Plot twist: they poisoned the water so they can steal your supplies later
Rifneno
Pro gamer move there. Specifically, Fallout.
InvaderTaco
Squeeze the bottle if it's been punctured water will come out the hole. Deployment tips about getting free water
missastromccluskey
"Our ring doorbell alerted me" - does that mean the neighbours rang the bell and ran away? Good on you and them anyway :)
SwampAss13
Lol Yes! They texted my gf saying they were “social distancing”.
bigstop
fear that the nurses might be in contact with covid, so they were probably thinking do something nice but not spreading disease
Maxbombersz
Now you can but that ranch you always wanted. That’s worth a million bucks right there!
RightToJailNoTrial
Yeah. You go and butt that ranch.
koops
Ride em in raw hide!!! RAW HIDE!
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
Mmm butt ranch. Perfect of op's swamp ass.
GripLOG
Gainesville?
becauseurwrong
I was gonna guess ORMC or Shands
SwampAss13
Orlando, AdventHeath.
ozzycats
Just a question from a foreigner, why the bottled water?
parker813
Why not
Libvision
Probably prepped the same way as for a hurricane.
thoushaltnotpass
Tap water is perfectly fine in most of US and Europe
WhydoILovepizza
Only 74 days until the start of hurricane season. His neighbor was probably just thinking ahead???
CaptainWARLORD
It doesn't hurt to have emergency supplies, I guess.
Zella111
As a Florian our well water, which is what 80% of the state uses, doesn't taste good. I don't thi k we'll lose power ut if you do you lose 1
Zella111
water too. The hurricanes ingrain the need for water in our heads 2
becauseurwrong
Maybe to take to work for breaks? Or they live in a part of Florida where the well water is limestone flavor or city water is penny flavor?
SwampAss13
Honestly, I’m assuming because water is one of the items that is sold out and hoarded so they wanted to pass it along, a nice gesture.
DeKetsendeRechter
In The Netherlands, our tap water is as good as bottled spring water, even better than some brands. Yet it is still advised to keep some
DeKetsendeRechter
bottled water in storage, even if it's for maintenance on the network for an hour or so and you can't get tap water.
kimbozo
Does it bother anyone else that the TP is upside down?
SwampAss13
Lol, I thought so too. That’s how it was delivered. They’re an older couple and it was dark. Won’t judge them for it.
Toastfrog
No it bothers me that everyone thinks bottled water is the way to go. What's wrong with tap water?
trailb1azer
It's Florida, the Australia of America
Acrage
Thanks for doing what you do... S... SwampAss13
athleticpizzalover
Distancing together includes peoples asses
EvoVGt
I got super emotional reading this post then started laughing so hard after reading yours lmao
SwampAss13
Lol! Thank you! (It’s origin is from back when I would play counter strike 1.6 for 12 hours straight)
tuuky
fourthattempt
This is my all-time favourite comment. Thank you lol. Also yes, thank you for what you're doing @OP
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Maybe they DID need the tp.
StupidManThing
it's the smell!
NeatoVeto
Username checks out
UnicornCock
NeatoVeto
singallday
???
Magicmousehat
Swampass is super Florida
SayingThisIsTheWayRandomly
You mean this is the real Florida-man?
Magicmousehat
Absolutely
TheHawkRules
Finally, someone who NEEDS 5 packs of toilet paper.
perezCandyStar
???
wheresthetone
The best
11343
lolo
OkShutItDown
It’s 2am, and I’m just about to fall asleep... and now I can’t stop laughing at this
Nize426
Holy shit. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard on imgur. Fuck, that was good. Thank you for the comment.
Marukina
https://i.imgur.com/wIRmspS
cujo67
Same lol
Spaceykitty
I'm still giggling ?
SnowyDad
My back cramped I laughed so hard
Nazbakalijan
Second that
Grehgous
Swamp man good
SpacedPinata
This changes everything.
3Davideo
There's a reddit for wholesome posts from unwholesome usernames, r/rimjob_steve . I think it'd be a good fit.
DukeDarkwood
I'm pretty sure the most famous example, at least here, is @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac, well-known for wholesome posting. I don't know if it
DukeDarkwood
was the first user to do so, but definitely the best-known.
Anynonmoose
I want to punch that into Reddit, but I'm on work WiFi and don't want to risk it.
3Davideo
Would a direct link help? https://www.reddit.com/r/rimjob_steve/
VISMAL
Thanks , went to look and say this post close to the top! It’s good fun.