It's my cake day!! Time to clear my phone with a dump

Apr 3, 2017 1:39 PM

Lalalalorz

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can't unsee the sketchy little dick in the dudes shorts in #24

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for shameless posts.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#23 have you not watched Gilmore girls

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

pshhhhhhh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 looks like Peter Griffin cross-dressing as Lois

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op You're pretty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every single one lmao

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Cake Day, ya glorious nerd.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

idolized* http://imgur.com/3UwyYAH

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The numbers are out of order. Also #38 -- Is that the same actor in both roles?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope 2 different people

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem sexually frustrated.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It's called being horny, we all get horny sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 It's because I'm pretty, isn't it...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because you're pretty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you're pretty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 @SloppyJoe3141 Thallium!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or #25 maybe? I'm bad at numbers today

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. #25

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a lucky number. Thallium indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 terminal brain cancer

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can still hope for an afterlife, even if you don't really believe. Or hope for more time, or hope that you can further research on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Well you're not wrong!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dead parents

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Settle down, Bruce.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In our culture if your named after your father it only means he died before your birth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yea doesn't mean that here. Can have 3 generations of johns and they're all alive

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Errbody got his thing right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naming a child after his father means he will NEVER BE CALLED THAT NAME because you need to distinguish. So you end up with Junior, Bubba...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does #20 really exist outside the internet?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yes!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, it does for sure! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm yes. source: personal experience. If you both have the drive and no kids, might as well have sex whenever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not once you have kids...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When the kids are at the grandparent's house, definitely!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes sir!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Well then! I guess I'll have to look harder!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm betting you're hard enough as it is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep at er!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's basically what the text said

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't keep up. Girls have next to no refractory period. You will try and you will fail lol

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Preachin. After a while it just hurts and your dick feels like it's dry heaving.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's why as a male i enjoy the chance to utilize all tools at my disposal to get the mission completed and not according to MY time table.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess I won't know till I try, but thankfully us guys have more than one "tool" for pleasing a woman!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Preachin. After a while it just hurts and your dick feels like it's dry heaving.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 The bushwackers taught me it was false when I was a kid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm STILL afraid of this story

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh? The story of the Bushwackers, the WWF wrestlers that licked everyone's faces?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm dumb I was thinking the "people lick too" story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahaha I'm not sure what that is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#43 looks like Sarah Scribbles characters, but I have definitely not seen that one before...

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

You mean #44, right? The number is below the picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The eyes in the first two frames are off.... I've never seen her draw eyelids/eyebrows that way

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I noticed that too - read through both of her books to see if her style ever reached that. Nope. Never. Also the way the legs are drawn...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea it's some weird knock off I believe.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Ah, interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Sarah signs all her work as "©Sarah Anderson". Knock offs like that one won't have anything.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was recently informed there is a disturbing amount of fan porn.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh sheesh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh dear...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mulan seschwan sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Of the porn?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0