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anime_irl
WordsComeOutOneWayFartsTheOther
Wait, is the first one legit?
flerdaflerpflerps
Bobson Dugnutt
ComradeTrotsky
Ok but to be fair the life cycle of half of Aussie plants is seed, sapling, small tree, fully grown, burn down, start again.
witsd
*Starboks
Nessie410
Your pupper looks an awful lot like my pupper.
theIdris
My mom once yelled at me that my brother never would have never been arrested for stealing her car & smoking weed if I just did my laundry.
wamba681
Your dog tax reminds me of my pup :(
MSGinSC
#2 I knew a guy who worked in a cemetery, he always told me. "We only dig down 6 feet for the vaults, I can do one 8 if you ever need it."
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Bobson Dugnutt always gets a laugh
LiquidIsUbiquitous
Licking buttholes can give you cancer. HPV...
TostiBuilder
You damn right im helicoptering my dick right no freaking psychos
DragonSenpa1
Just gonna throw the name of the Rabbit one, its6the English dub of Ghost Stories, and it's surprisingly amazing
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
"Ghosts only hurt evil people and republicans and we're not old enough to vote!"
stupidworkaccount
No one has ever studied whether butt holes give you cancer, I am convinced the A-holes at my job are gonna kill me.
criablelurst
Reading this dump was a much needed break from helicoptering my knob. Well, time to get back to it.
Allhailmidgetgoat
Good god I love the internet.
cheesymouth
Sexist jokes can be funny but they need to be clever and not just "hurr durr make me a sammich"
1DameMaggieSmith
Like Ricky Gervais said, depends on who is really being made fun of. Jokes about sexism and racism are great, but not dry stereotypes yknow
thornmallow
Buttholes don't give you cancer...but they can give you STDs.
InsideTheGame
Which can cause cancer
JustAGamerDreamin
#1 We had a big windstorm that blew a bunch of them over onto the interstate near where I live. Cost a lot of tax payer money.
JustAGamerDreamin
Lotta people late to work, but also to replace the fences and walls they crushed.
Edyr
Look up Cassie0pia for giant tit porn she's got an amazing personality.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
blancopelon
Bobson Dugnutt... he was the greatest to ever play the game
Eonymia
liquidkitten
What game is #45?
MemeStealingSkeleton
Nah
ThatGuyWithAScarf
Fire Emblem Awakening is my guess.
reallylamelol
+1:
GoldenLarsen
#1 we just want to make other places feel more like home, not our fault you cant handle alittle burning.
Sen7ryGun
Wait... You guys have a Eucalyptus forest in California?
SomeGeographer
They are all over the place in San Diego.
RailRabbit
*had
fencer1964
It’s complicated.
Nefel
In regards to #1, they don't take 100 years to mature. They do however produce terribly flammable oil, that is correct.
fencer1964
They were originally intended to provide inexpensive, easily-renewable wood for railroad ties. But it twists as it dries, so useless.
Nefel
RIP california. Bought dud trees that explode.
fencer1964
We keep them as windbreaks now, it kind of tames them. Single or double rows along one edge of a planted field. No huge forest to burn.
tomyironmane
tomyironmane
to small arms equivalent to those issued to a military. This was the position of the federal prosecutor in US v. Miller in 1939.
tomyironmane
.. a defense of the NFA of 1934, which the federal government maintained, since no military commonly issued automatic weapons,
tomyironmane
... short barreled small arms, or suppressors, it was therefore legal for them to restrict access to these devices.
CaptainHyperbole
Source on the 2nd to last one please?
Brotatofield
Kinda late but it's from Super Dimension Century Orguss
CaptainHyperbole
Thank you! I don’t even remember asking this and rereading the meme makes me wonder why I was so interested.??
Brotatofield
https://youtu.be/-iMV9XA6t_8
RandalDoggie
that pineapple is shady as hel.
Asteroidrules
Look at those eyes.
ReYourBrains
Anything that calls itself innocent is immediately suspicious.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Except for me, because I'm very innocent. You can trust me.
Pineapple1
Wat
Treblaine
Not the most suspicious thing![]()
TheUpvoteSmasher
adam1111
Good ol' Sainsbury's.
APenguinInATuxedo
Phaelious
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BendydickCuckooclock
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Shalako1
stella no mahou @Phaelious
Phaelious
Never thought I would thank the NSA...
Rasgarius