Nibbets
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Dec 17, 2016 3:54 PM
Nibbets
163695
3530
183
badASbeach
Sigoth. Significant Other. So is so confusion so please stop
6113
You should have offered to coat her throat for her.
LeftyLesbian
Thats a Success Kid if ever I saw one.
youareandshallalwaysbemyfuzzy
I would have asked her to say "you didn't file your paperwork wizoski"
ThomasFernandez
The hero we deseeve
NotSoRighteous
GeroBird
Nah nah nah. The good guys dress in black, remember that Just in case we ever face to face and make contact The title held by me, MIB
SolidRD
My so just woke up a sore o.o what
DayloX
How is this a confession?
JohnnieIII
LordBogmonster
I literally just watched this. Fucking weird
branflakes55
eilermst
She should have let the sore throat sleep in. it's a weekend.
IsweartoGodLinda
As Orion, can confirm
Biggursmallz
Ahhhhh dammit I can't stop laughing ,I'm so mad cause I read it out loud the same way. I hate you.
malapresta
DR MRS THE MONARCH!!
foosbabaganoosh
Would've saved a lot of time and effort if that little fella had just said collar instead of belt!
Gianttesticlemonster
Orion is a cat. *spoiler alert*
DamnThursdays
If she doesn't honestly know why you had her say it, that's an issue you need to rectify. Immediately. Go put on MIB.
smittywerbenjaegermanJ
Its MiB dude, what are you, chinese?
DamnThursdays
冻住，不许走!
DefecatingInMyBarracks
You saw your opportunity and you took it. Bravo +1
ThomasFernandez
The hero we deserve
23spaghetti
Orion's b..b....b
IronCobra
Are we ignoring the fact that out of all the words he said in the movie... the alien didn't remember "war"... ON THIS FUCKED UP planet?!
ClockworkRepairDroid
"A galaxy is billions of stars, you heard wrong."
turbochop3300
Look, whatever man. I know what i heard.
yLady
I just figured out that oc means original content? If thats is corrcect tho, is SO a short for SOulmate? Cuz i dont know and i feel stupidos
tricksypixie
Significant Other
eeyrjmr
Just convince her semen is good for sore throats. Took me a few years but now...
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
I always say that I have a cream for that. My girlfriend is so tired of that joke.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
SithElephant
She feeds you semen if you get a sore throat?
blurgh
Low quality horse semen, 25$ a gallon
Nibbets
But if she's contagious I'll get sore shaft
dsl4241
could somebody explain for a friend?
Maestr055
Count your blessings! Is it really a hard choice? (Seewhat I did there? I'll let myself out)
PersonaAuGratin
*Strep dick
was821
But that's only something to consider afterwards