jaredisbadforyou
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Made my baby a blanket fort
And prosciutto wrapped stuffed chicken!
Apr 20, 2017 10:35 PM
jaredisbadforyou
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Made my baby a blanket fort
And prosciutto wrapped stuffed chicken!
Withoutmypants
DoYouWantDickPics
Tent fetish idk
QuincyEndicott
Oh my god that lucky bitch.
AztecLizard
Damn, you deserve an aplause
klickinator
Can I come over?
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
putzcommander
Warning: making blanket forts for you baby leads to making blanket forts for your baby.
AlbinoDrow
I hope she husbanded you.
nednednedned
Welcome to Fort Kick Ass!
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I'm not jealous, you're jealous.
AlkeneThiol
Fuck OP and their happy life
DonnyShutTheFu6kUp
Upvote for the chicken! +1
geiokami
I'll build that bitch a blanket fort, bitches love blanket forts.
overunderwhelmed
Lucky woman.
nanman
What kind of twine did you use to wrap that chicken? Jute , hemp, Brown mini rope?
Rhoam
You see that's how you get pussy. Blanket forts and food
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Why tf is there a woman in your blanket fort? Do you want to get cooties?
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Yes.
Eckksdee
All the cooties
ThatGirlYouLove
@op I wanna have your babies!!
VincentWullf
that's a fine ass blanket fory
tsuzeeque
Wow! You're the kind of guy most of us just dream about being with! Bravo!
fishcellos
Long live Blanketsville!
Boxfistacon4
Still not as good as Troy's blanket fort in community
JudgeMoulton
Or just forget about Abed, that's cool...
misterbookman
Are you making a tent comparison between OP and Troy from Tv's Community?
drdsanchezjr
I got a feeling that chickens not the only thing getting stuffed tonight ;)
daralingg
i want to do this. but i have very minimal fort material.
Jigokushueki
I know your baby is allowed in the blanket fort, but what's that human female doing in there
NZSheeps
That's what happens when you forget the 'No Girlz' sign on the fort.
erratica
Is that a Wheaten Terrier?
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erratica
crying!!! hahaha
Huor
Nice going, but you need to up your string game.
jaredisbadforyou
Yes, agreed, it was a hasty solution.
ImgeneralBennet
I hear blue coated twine works good!
morgeb
"It's string soup"
cherrybear84
Blue soup!
WaitingToExplode
What's the password?
TurdFerguson14
Jumanji
jaredisbadforyou
Kalima
CaptainLongJohnSlither
........ ballsweat?
GlowstickJedi
New England clam chowder
GettinSprucy
getyobackupoffthewall
Is that bailing twine?
jaredisbadforyou
It may be, I just used what I had on hand.
getyobackupoffthewall
Whatever works right ?....still looks damn good
Soddo
at least its not tampon string
ouchmyhair
That would've actually been genius. Unless it was used then it would be gross, but still pretty crafty...like the fort.
nanman
No...only use natural cotton twine safe for cooking, other stuff might melt or give off nasty stuff.
jaredisbadforyou
Well that was cotton
shawnemack
You're too good for her. Marry me instead. Sure, I'm a guy and not gay, but still. Marry me.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
You had me at blanket fort.
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ComradeNinjaCow
jelladelta
He's definitely referring to the dog.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Hey @op didn't mention any sexy times, so you are safe
xkittensx
Saaaame
TCxStorm
Wife him
CrazySimple
Just two dudes, ruling the galaxy.
LivinLaVidaLurker
Gaylaxy
Majestichippo1
As long as you said no homo
bigboppalooah
It's only gay if you push back...37 times
MichaelJCabooseLeaderOfTheBlueArmy
And your balls can't touch
JackSixxx
And no pushing back
10thlettersauce
No eye contact
MohamadShamsElDeen
And no kissing.. It's more of a legal and fort marriage
sexysubsandwich
Kissing is allowed, no tongue.