Cats in nutshell

Jun 22, 2019 8:58 PM

AjKaramba

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Demons

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Cats bite those whom they love

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I have never had a mean cat. Until now. This new cat I have is just. like. that.

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it was only a kiss how did it end up like this

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very apt title

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that's just siamese. They are mean.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at me in this great bloody nutshell! - Austin Powers, who never forgets a pussy. Cat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat is definitely not in a nutshell.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Especially siamese...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The love of a cat is pointy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmm reminds me of a lot of my exes! Just saying

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol yup exactly how my cat was

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I think the csts saying "youre mine" and the woman kissing the cat was taken as an aggressive action. The cat then said "fuck you".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then you become the leader of SHIELD

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you DIE DIE DIE!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Siamese do this. That’s a lilac point Siamese.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Renaming post to "Siamese in a nutshell"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soft bites are a sign of affection. Also cats are spazzes so sometimes they get overwhelmed by interaction and start trying to play fight.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

These are still just love bites, nibbles and slaps, friendly cat stuff. Angry cat that means harm, will hurt a human much worse than this.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My cat gets over-stimulated like this frequently. Gotta try and stop before they get to that point.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The tail wagging means over- simulated.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That slight pimp slap after the face bite. I too aspire to be a 70’s era cat pimp.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Misspelled 'cat is nuts as hell'?

6 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 7

Definitely love bites. My cat does this after he gets super happy and purring.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I love you so much! You fucking bitch!! -cat

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Like Joey when he got a violent, punchy time girlfriend on Friends.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

I'll never stop loving you... biiiiitch

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Love to Fuck you in less than 20 seconds

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Humans do this too. Though, the "fuck" has no "you"...usually. lol!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea yea, rub it more in that were all single...

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Nuts in a catshell

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Turtle power!

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Flick em..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know that feeling when you see something cute and you wanne squeeze it, its a primal reflex to kill stuff that is adorable.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Cats do this too us im sure off it they find us cute AF

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I have a feeling other animals evolved to have cute babies so we don't eat them, hence why we all love kittens/puppies. Our babies come (1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

with a pretty strong stigma against eating them inherently, hence why we are more apt to find them annoying. It's just a thought. (2/2).

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I though mine was good, so i could think my cat though i was cute

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not sure why you've been downvoted, there is evidence for babies being 'cute' as a survival mechanism.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Love bites!

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"Here... give me a nibble."

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... but so do i

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Ight there Lizzy, calm down

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lzzy* but yes, she would be a hell of a biter. And amazing in bed, I believe.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love bleeds!

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I understood that reference

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a kid I always thought it was "love bees" which was slightly confusing

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It's bringing me to my knees

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Love lives, love dies.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s no surprise

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