Apr 13, 2020 8:45 PM
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HistoricallyMinor
That thing looks and moves like one of those animatronic animals at Chuck E. Cheese.
dirtycrow666
He makes me uneasy. It's the frickin eyes. Never seen a bird move it's eyes that way. Looks like a human guy in costume
Shiftsaper2000
It's the predator sound. Creepy.
NoonaComputerTerror
I'm 4'10. This thing is taller than me, nightmare fuel dinosaur
ijustwonamathdebate
Those eyes look to smart for a fucking bird
itschristophertoyou
Lummers
Excellent so if I ever hear one in the wild I'm instantly going to think I'm being hunted by The Predator.
GCRust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnfDXznMf0E
MeAndJulio
These birds look like something from an 80's Jim Henson production
Evercrimson
You can't prove they aren't muppets that escaped the Henson lot and went wild.
kingofhearts23
Nah fam. Not ok. I don’t like this bird whatsoever
Endocrom
coffeeliquorwine
Where the hell are these things? I just started seeing them on here today.
Cakinator
HOW BIG IS THAT THING?!
embodymentofgattaca
BananabalNectar
KoRplussomeletters
redtails2649
Dinosaur, for sure
Stretch5678
Looks very primitive.
SixMinuteAbs
That thing is real? Wow
peterloischrismegstewiebrian
They belong to the Jurassic movie set.
RyanHaynes
rudybegonia
Pterodactyl
nahlej
jennyk2015
7 ft tall?
IfEverybodyCouldJustRelax
110 to 140 cm (43 to 55 in) ~ Wikipedia
nonCanadianGoose
detectivekagami
O dang didnt expect that
It’s like rule 34b there probably an anime girl of it.
leftiness
https://myanimelist.net/character/149380/Hashibirokou
Thank god they’re derpy and don’t have the personality of geese
roygbivinyrface
Geese are crazy!
Anikanje
That's Cassowaries
These can fly
Ok yeah that would be terrifying if they were goose-natured. And thanks for letting me know.
commentsivehadafew
So....machine-gun then.
twilli919
Like a semi downshifting
Iamhedonismbot
Machine guns aren’t great on birds....ask the Australians
AnAussieTroop
Correct
gumdumpster
Did you fight in the great Emu wars soldier?
No I just read history
I was mostly referencing your username.
Easykehl
v
onesharedmoment
Ahhh the bend and snap!
plusonefororegonians
From "dignified dinosaur" to "derpy water floof" in half a second.
Lazengann
Kevin?
BiggestofBears
If I had only ever seen this bird my whole life, and someone told me the "birds aren't real" theory, I would absolutely believe them.
jelladelta
Ok that’s just a grey chocobo
JCBalance
Wark
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
MesquitaBarbequeSauce
I was not expecting that
I don't think any of us were
curmudgeon91
That's how I bathe, too. Like a two-year-old's tantrum, but in water.
sadsnowman3
He's playing the tutorial
Iverymuchdislikecats
He's like, "what bitch"
Qnod33
Thats pretty damn similar to a gator call, pretty neat they're both dinosaurs
PFinty
Holy shit Animatronics are absolutely incredible these days, this is for the next drastic park movie ??
Imheisenbeard
Oh, look its my favorite animal. Absolutely astounding this beauty is.
Phessimistic
Never forget this thing is an apex stick predator
https://youtu.be/GrMDIIo8yU4
kalsiSleepBeast
Thats a dinosaur
NotAnotherTroglodyte
Chocobo
issamesander
No that is the bird that Robin Hood dresses up as in the original Disney
rutheyinabq11
dinosaur having a bad hair day
LooseSeall
Was able to be 5ft away from one (with thin wire fence between us) and it was unreal. I was uncomfortable keeping eye contact with it.
cammykinscd2718
Technically all birds are but valid point
jakrabid
My exact thought when I saw it move. Then it really clicked
nipplepanties
Kinda
Harveydanger
I think you mean loft wing
That's a Muppet.
GrayWhiteWolf
Scientists often classify clade Dinosauria as avian dinosaurs, and non-avian dinosaurs. Colloquially "dinosaurs" = "non-avian dinosaurs".
PhailRaptor
All birb are dinosaur
Shiznit007
MoonBeast64
Istherenothingleft
sebastiandeliverusfromevil1
Haha
soundslikeaninuendo
All birds are more closely related to dinosaurs than anything still living.
GunshipCalypso
It's not that they're related, but that they are literally dinosaurs. When paleontologists talk about the K-T event, they refer to the...
extinction of "non-avian dinosaurs", because birds evolved directly from theropods.
Philip, you learn new stuff all the time, therosaus, new name for me.
Theropod, richard noggin!
Except for maybe that chicken they genetically modified with teeth
I have news for you, chickens are birds too.
I was saying a chicken with teeth is closer to a dinosaur than a shoebill is
ahh, I misunderstood. But I will say both are not "closer" to, they ARE dinosaurs.
amipsycho
all birds are dinosaurs
rizzzooorattt
This one is extra dinosaur
Rifneno
Can confirm. My parrot sounds like a goddamn t. rex.
IronGravyBoat
Neat, how do you know?
Well, it's like they say. You're only as old as you feel.
AnApologeticCanadian
Jokes aside they think trex made a very low frequency eerie hum. It's said that it likely made a sound like the start of the jaws theme.
It possibly didnt roar at all. Especially when hunting it would have been quite af. Its low enough that you'd feel it vibrating your body.
sanjisama
Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpipaUfcnmM&feature=youtu.be&t=146
HistoricallyMinor
That thing looks and moves like one of those animatronic animals at Chuck E. Cheese.
dirtycrow666
He makes me uneasy. It's the frickin eyes. Never seen a bird move it's eyes that way. Looks like a human guy in costume
Shiftsaper2000
It's the predator sound. Creepy.
NoonaComputerTerror
I'm 4'10. This thing is taller than me, nightmare fuel dinosaur
ijustwonamathdebate
Those eyes look to smart for a fucking bird
itschristophertoyou
Lummers
Excellent so if I ever hear one in the wild I'm instantly going to think I'm being hunted by The Predator.
GCRust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnfDXznMf0E
MeAndJulio
These birds look like something from an 80's Jim Henson production
Evercrimson
You can't prove they aren't muppets that escaped the Henson lot and went wild.
kingofhearts23
Nah fam. Not ok. I don’t like this bird whatsoever
Endocrom
coffeeliquorwine
Where the hell are these things? I just started seeing them on here today.
Cakinator
HOW BIG IS THAT THING?!
embodymentofgattaca
BananabalNectar
KoRplussomeletters
redtails2649
Dinosaur, for sure
Stretch5678
Looks very primitive.
SixMinuteAbs
That thing is real? Wow
peterloischrismegstewiebrian
They belong to the Jurassic movie set.
RyanHaynes
rudybegonia
Pterodactyl
nahlej
jennyk2015
7 ft tall?
IfEverybodyCouldJustRelax
110 to 140 cm (43 to 55 in) ~ Wikipedia
nonCanadianGoose
detectivekagami
O dang didnt expect that
nonCanadianGoose
It’s like rule 34b there probably an anime girl of it.
leftiness
https://myanimelist.net/character/149380/Hashibirokou
nonCanadianGoose
Thank god they’re derpy and don’t have the personality of geese
roygbivinyrface
Geese are crazy!
Anikanje
That's Cassowaries
nonCanadianGoose
These can fly
Anikanje
Ok yeah that would be terrifying if they were goose-natured. And thanks for letting me know.
commentsivehadafew
So....machine-gun then.
twilli919
Like a semi downshifting
Iamhedonismbot
nonCanadianGoose
Machine guns aren’t great on birds....ask the Australians
AnAussieTroop
Correct
gumdumpster
Did you fight in the great Emu wars soldier?
AnAussieTroop
No I just read history
gumdumpster
I was mostly referencing your username.
Easykehl
onesharedmoment
Ahhh the bend and snap!
plusonefororegonians
Stretch5678
From "dignified dinosaur" to "derpy water floof" in half a second.
Lazengann
Kevin?
BiggestofBears
If I had only ever seen this bird my whole life, and someone told me the "birds aren't real" theory, I would absolutely believe them.
jelladelta
Ok that’s just a grey chocobo
JCBalance
Wark
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
MesquitaBarbequeSauce
I was not expecting that
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
I don't think any of us were
curmudgeon91
That's how I bathe, too. Like a two-year-old's tantrum, but in water.
sadsnowman3
He's playing the tutorial
Iverymuchdislikecats
He's like, "what bitch"
Qnod33
Thats pretty damn similar to a gator call, pretty neat they're both dinosaurs
PFinty
Holy shit Animatronics are absolutely incredible these days, this is for the next drastic park movie ??
Imheisenbeard
Oh, look its my favorite animal. Absolutely astounding this beauty is.
Phessimistic
Never forget this thing is an apex stick predator
Phessimistic
https://youtu.be/GrMDIIo8yU4
kalsiSleepBeast
Thats a dinosaur
NotAnotherTroglodyte
Chocobo
issamesander
No that is the bird that Robin Hood dresses up as in the original Disney
rutheyinabq11
dinosaur having a bad hair day
LooseSeall
Was able to be 5ft away from one (with thin wire fence between us) and it was unreal. I was uncomfortable keeping eye contact with it.
cammykinscd2718
Technically all birds are but valid point
jakrabid
My exact thought when I saw it move. Then it really clicked
nipplepanties
Kinda
Harveydanger
I think you mean loft wing
GCRust
That's a Muppet.
GrayWhiteWolf
Scientists often classify clade Dinosauria as avian dinosaurs, and non-avian dinosaurs. Colloquially "dinosaurs" = "non-avian dinosaurs".
PhailRaptor
All birb are dinosaur
Shiznit007
MoonBeast64
Istherenothingleft
sebastiandeliverusfromevil1
Haha
soundslikeaninuendo
All birds are more closely related to dinosaurs than anything still living.
GunshipCalypso
It's not that they're related, but that they are literally dinosaurs. When paleontologists talk about the K-T event, they refer to the...
GunshipCalypso
extinction of "non-avian dinosaurs", because birds evolved directly from theropods.
soundslikeaninuendo
Philip, you learn new stuff all the time, therosaus, new name for me.
soundslikeaninuendo
Theropod, richard noggin!
nonCanadianGoose
Except for maybe that chicken they genetically modified with teeth
GrayWhiteWolf
I have news for you, chickens are birds too.
nonCanadianGoose
I was saying a chicken with teeth is closer to a dinosaur than a shoebill is
GrayWhiteWolf
ahh, I misunderstood. But I will say both are not "closer" to, they ARE dinosaurs.
amipsycho
all birds are dinosaurs
rizzzooorattt
This one is extra dinosaur
Rifneno
Can confirm. My parrot sounds like a goddamn t. rex.
IronGravyBoat
Neat, how do you know?
Rifneno
Well, it's like they say. You're only as old as you feel.
AnApologeticCanadian
Jokes aside they think trex made a very low frequency eerie hum. It's said that it likely made a sound like the start of the jaws theme.
AnApologeticCanadian
It possibly didnt roar at all. Especially when hunting it would have been quite af. Its low enough that you'd feel it vibrating your body.
sanjisama
Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpipaUfcnmM&feature=youtu.be&t=146