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https://nypost.com/2018/05/01/gentlemen-masturbating-is-really-good-for-you/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app
DamianWinters
Its only good when not used with porn constantly, since porn addiction is real bad.
SlickEightiesStyleStockGuy
lol improve self esteem, how
MiracleWhoop
I feel lik John Madden wrote this article... orrrr how bout NO SHIT SHERLOCK... or tell me something i dont know. Its one of these
razielangelus
Reads article. Weekly equals 10% better...hmm. So I guess I am 140% better!
VioletMoonRising
Masturbation is fine, porn is not. That shit fucks with your dopamine levels and can cause impotence.
WeatherWiz
Except when you become addicted and only do it to porn...
LNIWierdo
Can't beat news like that
emailatdotcom
But why is he in the kitchen?
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Someone tell the incels that they have great self esteem
mwelsh1
Just remember to keep it all in moderation kids, it's also a fact that excessive porn consumption isn't the best for you.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
I make myself the worlds greatest lover, but nobody can appreciate it. My life...
LizardDemon28
don't tell this to r/NoFap
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
Not true. My religious upbringing makes me feel shameful for lusting after girls and it gets worse after I masturbate.
TCGView
If I got self-esteem from jerking it, I should be Donald Trump by now.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Wrong.
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
Masterbation is good for you. Porn is not.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Except I'm concerned I've over-jerked it, as I have issues finishing at all when with my girl.
Dkanf
Old news, but points for that picture choice.
Dkanf
I mean when I'm in the mood, nothing beats stripping naked and heading for my tiny masturbation table situated in the middle of my kitchen.
h0tdoglatte
it also lowers your testosterone, so you'll be more docile.
DjNeHi
Well hopefully that will help keep me from murdering my coworkers.
poopoobrain
Man that makes me feel way better about the five I rubbed out before breakfast this morning.
wordtroll
I've super glued myself to myself...
ImOnlyHereAllTheTime
Now we need the story.
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
I believe he is referring to American Pie 2.
Ineeditforincasethereswitches
I should be wayyy healthier
Dayrest
It also helps prevent prostate cancer. Kudos.
hwatL4bloopy
True. So does anal though
Dayrest
Really? Never heard that before. Don't doubt you tho
hwatL4bloopy
Yeah you gotta clear out the fluids from the prostate and in theory something helping from the inside should be good
istouche
Remember guys, everything is good in moderate amount.. Even meth!
GonadTheBeerBellyan
BeautifulWood
Especially meth.
TraitorousGiraffe
Just men?? How bout us, the ladies?
W1ckedw1lly01
You can do it too!!
hwatL4bloopy
Do you have trouble with your prostate?
IceCreamButtholes
Calling total bullshit on that "can make you a better lover" nonsense.
ShiftingPattern
You realize the article is literally an advertisement for a company that sells sex toys, right? This is the new face of marketing, folks.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Really depends on how you do it. You can train your endurance, but when you're just focused on finishing fast it's counterproductive.
Rapiecage
lasting longer, I guess
Cyanide555
You would think that but no. Does not work at all.
DamianWinters
It does work if you train yourself to last longer, if all you do is just pump as hard as you can til you cum then yea it won't do shit.
Rapiecage
that's kind of why it works. You desensitize your own dick to stroky feelings. Leading to lasting longer
DamianWinters
Yea but your hand isn't a vagina, so not really.
ShiftingPattern
Monks can control their fucking heart rate with mindfulness but you can't influence your prostate? Sad. Try harder. Practice more.
RubberChickenTenders
Like I really needed another reason.
INeedOpossums
In the article it says "weekly"...
mewtooie
Sometimes I don't do it everyday so that's kind of weekly right?
kofoed
Self esteem for jerking it? Hmmn
dexteroexplosion
Yeah, like on "Something About Mary"!
MrDragonfyr
Yes. Try in front of a mirror. Whilst making cow noises.
Tornadotaco
"I say, bit of good wanking there ol' chap! Still got it in ya don't ya? Yes indeed I'm quite the virile specimen!"
metalharvester
Who masturbates at the kitchen table?
canibFrank
Hey! Let's not judge!
nerdywordy
DONT KINK SHAME ME FOR BEING A KITCHEN SEXUAL!!!!
LurkerOfDarkness
I'm an adult that lives alone, I'll wank whereever I please.
NefariousVictorJ
Who doesn't?..
forestfinagle
RoutemasterFlash
Depends how sexy your kitchen is.
AudaciousCheeseburger
Who USES a kitchen table?
Baduumtsss
Well, when you don't have an ikea contemporary coffe table, you must improvise.
fantasticlight
It's a stockphoto too.
potatoardvarkhybrid
Who doesn't?
TrapsAreIllegal
Wait. How do you get your mayo?
Grindfacts
time management is key
lethalbyte
He is not masturbating, he has got his knob trapped in the cutlery draw!
Ddubs358
Faulancer
Who masturbates naked?
ourari
It's the same answer as the one to this question: "Who masturbates?"
AdvonKoulthar
figrelish
With that expression on their face?
YourEx
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Douchejr
You mean who doesn't right?
eagleeye33
You want the pie when it's fresh out of the oven
ZR9000rr
If the kitchen table is kinda cute..
DeltaBird
Table-kun no...
iamthisguy247
Chefs.
TehStoner
Yes, but only because we have so much prep to do that we dont have time to go to the bathroom like a normal person.
Fengoj
3 a day keeps the ladies away.
cuddlydingo
This should have been my senior quote.
iamkyleh
Does it stack? I used to be at about 11 a day for a few years and that would explain a bit
ILIKETurtlesAndTrains
Icedpryo
You filthy casual
ibespacejockey
6 a day might still keep you sane
CraftedLine
Yes, come to the gay... I mean dark side. Well booth work lol
otakon17
However, four or more and you're passed out on the floor.
tr0Jan
5 a day keeps Clive away
Br0doSwaggins
NotARomulan
Paasimus
30 a day makes your dick go *poof*
MaternityWardAnakin
A jerk at work cause Kate won't stop wearing that FUCKING skirt
DodderingCommandant97
MaternityWardAnakin
I'm ok now
MrSnippyyy
Nothing like a good ole clarity wank
SenorMacaroni
You gotta bump those numbers way up
ShaggytheFoxx
Those are rookie numbers
texabilly71
DazzaPicHumper80H8
Thank you for bringing this gold bar to me good sir yay
texabilly71
DazzaPicHumper80H8
Haha swag lvl 1000 man
stratus41298
Lol it says men who masturbate weekly.
RICHARDJOKES
Fucking lol
Xarann
I think that is when T levels peak before dropping down again. Also once a week stops you from killing your sensitivity.
Rohkhos
Who are these celibate gods that show such restraint??
Linialomdil
I've only masturbated two or three times in my 21 years of life, but I know I'm an outlier.
stratus41298
If you're not getting laid regularly you actually open yourself up to health risks in the future.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I wish my brain chemistry, in relation to the whole masturbation thing, was like yours.
DamianWinters
Id say having a high sex drive is only good if your in a relationship with someone else the same.
TheGokuButton
Feeling inadequate because you don't have a sex drive, as high as your partners, can be a real bitch...
stratus41298
Assuming masturbation isn't also excessive.