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As Greta was leaving Karl finally had had enough of her constant judging and her attempts to change him. “I do not try to dance better than anyone else! I only try to to dance better than myself!” He screamed as she slammed the door.
Penerdrizzle2000
It's red white and blue... nice
ebay2214
I need a banana for scale
refjazzy
Puttin on the rits
iamkornboy
The ol' razzle dazzle
theblondeboredbadgersays
" I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and briiiiiiiiiiight!"
AuthorityControl
Imagine being named after your favorite food. And here we have the North American Spicy Nacho Dorito Man in his natural habitat.
gmalgm
African but Kung fu kickin ? somethings not right
whattheflyingnutsack
Here's a gif of the original performance.
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USSTrekky360
Wow bigots in the comments section. It’s 2019, this natural-born eagle identifies as a fish now. 1/2
USSTrekky360
2/2. Any fish found to be avoiding this fellow fish will be charged for discrimination
10GTR
Doesn’t like to get its feet wet!?
jappie348
Biggest flying bird in the world, if im not mistaken
AmosS1
Its like the karate kid in bird form
cheungs7
Crane Kick!
AreaResident
(Gandalf voice) STOMPY STOMPY
shiftyxHD
That's a braviary
Alittledistantshiningstar
That’s one massive bird!
Arsenal31
Not really look at the grass and water drops
Mishandormash
No banana, could be tiny
forgetthisnoise
Stunning
Desueto
It looks like the water is cold
MathiasGodin
thankfully he had no socks on
Magnum3point141592654
I dunno. His pecker seems fairly large.
eagleeye33
That is the most majestic eagle I've ever seen
lasermanso
Themostdownvoted
It's 2019 guys come on, that's an African American
NR97420
American Philadelphia Eagle:
TheStaleBread
Should be a cheesesteak
Ximinipot
No that's not right, it isn't choking.
hockeyham
bienmenso
That's a balder eagle I think
petitpurincesu
Fabulous bird
Swagosauruss
Is there a crocodile jumping out at the right side?
agermanguy
Hey America! This ones look nicer than yours!
LordVulpix
Why do you think we sent most of em to Canada?
Moongobl1n
That is a pretty bird.
Drunkpunch
So you like birds now 16?
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
Not at all like a fish!
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
It looks more badass than our bald eagle. We should culturally appropriate the shit out of that bird for a replacement.
Drunkpunch
The bald eagle is bigger tho
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
It's not always about size, good sir.
Ploty
Exactly the African version of the American Bald Eagle
Swagosauruss
/a/vnZncdW Does this look like the European version enough?
Swagosauruss
/a/Od55mRM Oh no, the Asian/Russian guy joined this post
Zahnradfee
If you like Bald Eagles, please consider donating to the Southwest Wildlife Foundation of Utah. They have recently taken in a Bald Eagle >
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that cannot be released to the wild for some time because it has to grow its feathers back first. That can take one to two years. In this >
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time it'll need food and stuff. So please check out: https://youtu.be/sbCkxQ1q978 - links for donating are in the description.
Zahnradfee
Here is a short article: https://www.gowildlife.org/rescued-rare-white-belly-bald-eagle/