Crow Provokes A Cat fight, Then Referees It

Jul 11, 2017 11:42 AM

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In animal kingdom we call this a dick move

This crow is the Dana White of the animal kingdom.

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I'm laughing uncontrollably inside the bathroom stall

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"nothing below the belt" said Zazu to Scar and Mufasa.

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Crow probably had money on the Black Cat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if the bird likes the orange cat and wants them to stop fighting, or if he's just a real pecker.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crow probably...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"That's it! He called you a pussy, get em!" - Crow (probably)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe he just loves white cat and try to protect him

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That's Charlie the Crow, they call him "Don King of kitty boxing".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cats, how do they work?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't. They're cats. They sleep for more hours than they are awake. We work so they can sleep and eat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barney Stinson's spirit animal.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

That's little finger instigating the war bw the lannisters and the starks

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I'm trying to think like a crow.. is he trying to get cat a to kill cat b so crow can eat? Just wondering, no hate!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Either that, or for entertainment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably! Or it's just being a dick. The world may never know...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's probably more like, "You killed my father, prepare to die;" but I'm going to get this other cat to be my champion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought it said cow. My dreams were crushed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cows are big enough to crush. Maybe you should stop dreaming about cows. You don't come from Pickens Co., S.C., do you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new live action lion king looks promising

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This one is epic. https://youtu.be/cbBlYfTbA44

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

New live action lion king looks great

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ayyy that music tho+

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF? Is this like an ongoing saga in this neighborhood?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always a black cat

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That music is great!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some say, that those two are still fighting to this day. Also, magpies are dicks.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

But that is a crow not a magpie.

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It's a hooded crow. Big, intelligent, and fearless.

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I suspect that little shit knew exactly what it was doing.

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Well shit, they appear to be smart, without any entertainment, what do you expect them to do. They can't just turn on Spartacus, so it <

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>started it's own show!

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You can't tell me that crow isn't doing this for entertainment, which is a sign of conscious. In this case, consciously being a dick

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i mean... Why wouldn't a crow be conscious?

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Sentient may be a better word?

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How about I tell you the crow is trying to get one to kill the other so he can eat it?

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That crow is lucky one of the cats didn't

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought of.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like a mockingbird. Might have been trying to distract from its nest.

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Did he just do a double jump ??

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does that cat use its tail to fly!?!? haha

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A cat uses it tail to help balance which can assist movement.

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I am aware, I just love how this cat seems to fly...

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Hey man, you see that guy over there? He talk shit about your hooman.

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Now I want this thing captioned

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"Insert June meme here"

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"So?" "I mean, he talk good about your hooman." "OH WOW FUCK. NOBODY TALKS GOOD ABOUT MY HOOMAN."

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And that's what other animals do that don't have internets

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Two crows on our street locked feet with each other and were fighting, then a cat came and they both started picking on the cat instead. Lol

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Politics

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When my dog was a pup, she was being TAG teamed by two crow. When she was face the one at the front the one at the back grabbed her tail >

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so she would turn round then the other one would grab her tail! ... savage

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah, the old pretend-to-fight-each-other swindle.

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That's what my brother and I do. We talk shit to eachother, and when someone tries to intervene, we focus on them

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That sounds like my wife and daughter

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You marry furries, your kids gonna be furries. which is the crow, which is the cat?

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I'm sorry dude.

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laughed too hard at this one!

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Why did you marry a crow?

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http://m.memegen.com/4otnoi.jpg

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I noticed the reference as well. +1.

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That's a magpie... They take my tomatoes and bring me odd pits of plastic as payment. It's odd but kind of cute.

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I think thats a crow, not enough white for a magpie, but both pretty darn smart and tricky. The ones here taunt my dogs alot

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This is a crow, yes

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Photos of said items... Please?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this was left on my patio table yesterday.

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I'm not taking that bait. Even if it does deserve itself.

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Working towards Capitalisation. Good on them.

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Looks like it scared someone shiftless.

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Thats a hooded crow though, magpies are more white instead of grey .

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Here's the thing. You said "a Magpie is not a hooded crow".

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I thought it was white, oops!

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It looks like it's wearing a lil sweater vest

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Crows are so cool. West Nile mosquitos kinda killed all of them in my area. We no longer have crows. We have mosquitos, though. Like a lot.

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Damn that sucks. Where is West Nile that bad?

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The west Nile.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

gold, i´ve found it.. pure gold.

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This is the most underrated comment on the internet

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Perfect

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This reminds me of how cayotes will lead dogs to the traps meant for them and other animals and just sits back a watches

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What is this from?

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Godzilla 2014

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Totally decent movie

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I thought it was lacking in the actual monster fighting department.

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There's literally only 8 minutes of Godzilla the entire film. I agree.

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That gozirra roar though.

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I thought the creature sounds on this were awesome

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