I'll cut you! Little hoe

Jan 9, 2017 3:14 AM

SavageMrNoodle

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My cat does the same thing to me. He even grabs my ankles when i walk by him.

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Get dunked on!

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Tag you're it

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Player 1: I sneak up on the cat GM: Stealth check, roll the 1d20 ROLLS 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who has the one with explosion?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told you to look over the couch one more time, Susie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fighting Soldiers from the sky, brave young Cats who jump and die...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keanu!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Have you noticed any foam around the mouth?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snuka!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatchu say about me?!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So funny. Cats be like little gymnast.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kitten doesn't hold back, but the claws didn't come out. That's when you know they love just playing with you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat doesn't use claws with me but everyone else & he draws blood. Even attacked a cop taking a report on my stolen license plates oops

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else creeped out by the fact op called a pre-teen a hoe?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

You wanna get cut too? Because this is how you get cut! -cat (probably)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume her lack of hoeness?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know nothing, ZombieJonSnow

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you might be taking some random "trash talking" a little too seriously.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No. Trash talking aside, you always know who you're talking about. It's not like you forget she's a child because you're talking shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She wearin' a ho's uniform.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Shes wearing clothes that would get NO judgement from you if a boy was wearing them . Shut The Fuck Up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Problem?

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I wish pussy presented itself to me like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude she's a little kid.

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Dude, I was talking about the cat. The fuck?

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No, you cannot do "the fuck" to her, she's just a kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I see what you did there, but still, I wasn't talking about the kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told you Megan, snitches get stitches!

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Bitches get snitches. And snitches get switches. Livers love and lovers heal. Idk I'm drunk.

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My best friend who is short gets attacked by her cat, her name is Megan..

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Short?

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Yea like the girl in the video she is like 5"2' so it was really weird when guy above me chose Megan of all names lol

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I actually found it weird that you mentioned her height. The girl in the vid isnt short, shes just little, like 10 years old or so...

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I know it's not like that man come on ???? i was just specifying how similar they were NOT IN AGE

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Tell her I said "wassup".

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She said "well that's not creepy" I said, "why would it be?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL if she thinks that's creepy she's never been on usersub. :-D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man I try so hard to get her to go on Imgur.. but it never works

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