Mar 29, 2026 4:28 PM
Bruskey
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Because I am all out of title'sOne love.
VibratingNipples
Self roasted crab
FoxPesdassi
This illuminates the crab.
p4r4noid4ndroid
“Get your own light you crab bastard!” -crab
LanceTex
Crabs on fire Yo!
an0therthr0waway
If you're cold, they're cold...
DongleDingler
I've heard crabs can cause burning...
Starlatan
So this is what KRABBY USED FLASH! is like
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Those are Cthulhu’s minions preparing the arrival of their master, coming out from the deep for a casual ritual night.
Archer1551
PutThePRNDLinD
"It's a Major Award!"
TunnelRat13
"Piss off Frank! Prometheus gave it to me!"
Antininny
It's too late for any other title. You already posted it.
Treforce
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHAybXJwZnB4MXQ1cDViYXBiYnljeDU3YnBmb2Y5eTdvbGxqOWhxcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yPh91ghwzxeGQ/200w.webp
AssVomit
Enough of this crab.
HandoB4Javert
I am the light. I am the way...
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Crabmetheus just doing his thing
lackinglife
My thought also, defying the gods to bring his people light
ManThatLaughs
If the poor guy is going to get his liver pecked out by birds anyways, might as well
NightOwlRally
Hopefully he doesn't have to endure having his liver nommed on for eternity
stayingalive4life
Crab roe.
fastjeff
Well, somebody found their precious that day.
novokaine187
Tamatoa coming for your glitters!
Anaphriel
Time for a Crab Rave!
justplainvanilla
v
iMcFly
vicvalour
fine /|\ |
MotherEffinSatan
Madcrab:"Give me the light Jacob." Jacob:"No this my light." Madcrab:"Jacob give me the FUCKING LIGHT!" Jacob:"NOOOOOOOO" and the chase ensued
hendawg2020
I fell into a burning ring of fire lights.
IlIIII
Just trying to light his cig
RatoMolhado
Not even Prometheus can avoid carcinization.
RoymanHenryburg
This is the truest version of the story.
AnimalRescueGuy
Attaboy, Rocky!
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Amaze! Amaze!
MyPancakesTasteLikeCrepe
Everything is Crab
StarmineRendezvous
A good game honestly.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Crab, crab, crab, crab!
MeatyMouthfeel
Crab and crab light.
steelundecided
I would buy that beer. Either one. It's these or a Mountain Dew.
HerrHat
Crabbies being crabbies and grabbing crappy lights
ZeldaShotFirst
*crabby
BriefcaseTacos
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!!
CycloneSP
I can still hear that in their voice XD
PantsAreForTheWeek
I guess that outsourcing your title to us is better then outsourcing it to AI? Good job?
TI99Kitty
At least the job is going to humans, rather than a data center that will use roughly the same amount of electricity as a small town to do it.
Wow, guess I upset a couple of techbros. :D
J3lek
LED candles?
OmNachoMama
Yoga on the beach or some such, so yeah
Crabs
Detoc
Hand?
IDontWannaWorkForMaggiesPaNoMore
Dammit this got me lol take an upvote
totallyheckinradman
Foods
OptimisticMisanthrope
There's a special shampoo for that, or so I hear.
scissorxmextimbers
LED crabs?
Bubbells
Crab rave https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azJvbGpvM3c1d2EzOHV5cnZkMzk4YXRxMHlmbDVrdXEzc214eHFqciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK/200w.webp
AgainstMethod
Crab
kEMup
Crb
SPQAAE
Everything becomes crab.
VibratingNipples
Self roasted crab
FoxPesdassi
This illuminates the crab.
p4r4noid4ndroid
“Get your own light you crab bastard!” -crab
LanceTex
Crabs on fire Yo!
an0therthr0waway
If you're cold, they're cold...
DongleDingler
I've heard crabs can cause burning...
Starlatan
So this is what KRABBY USED FLASH! is like
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Those are Cthulhu’s minions preparing the arrival of their master, coming out from the deep for a casual ritual night.
Archer1551
PutThePRNDLinD
"It's a Major Award!"
TunnelRat13
"Piss off Frank! Prometheus gave it to me!"
Antininny
It's too late for any other title. You already posted it.
Treforce
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHAybXJwZnB4MXQ1cDViYXBiYnljeDU3YnBmb2Y5eTdvbGxqOWhxcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yPh91ghwzxeGQ/200w.webp
AssVomit
Enough of this crab.
HandoB4Javert
I am the light. I am the way...
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Crabmetheus just doing his thing
lackinglife
My thought also, defying the gods to bring his people light
ManThatLaughs
If the poor guy is going to get his liver pecked out by birds anyways, might as well
NightOwlRally
Hopefully he doesn't have to endure having his liver nommed on for eternity
stayingalive4life
Crab roe.
fastjeff
Well, somebody found their precious that day.
novokaine187
Tamatoa coming for your glitters!
Anaphriel
Time for a Crab Rave!
justplainvanilla
iMcFly
vicvalour
fine /|\
|
MotherEffinSatan
Madcrab:"Give me the light Jacob." Jacob:"No this my light." Madcrab:"Jacob give me the FUCKING LIGHT!" Jacob:"NOOOOOOOO" and the chase ensued
hendawg2020
I fell into a burning ring of fire lights.
IlIIII
Just trying to light his cig
RatoMolhado
Not even Prometheus can avoid carcinization.
RoymanHenryburg
This is the truest version of the story.
AnimalRescueGuy
Attaboy, Rocky!
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Amaze! Amaze!
MyPancakesTasteLikeCrepe
Everything is Crab
StarmineRendezvous
A good game honestly.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Crab, crab, crab, crab!
MeatyMouthfeel
Crab and crab light.
steelundecided
I would buy that beer. Either one. It's these or a Mountain Dew.
HerrHat
Crabbies being crabbies and grabbing crappy lights
ZeldaShotFirst
*crabby
BriefcaseTacos
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!!
CycloneSP
I can still hear that in their voice XD
PantsAreForTheWeek
I guess that outsourcing your title to us is better then outsourcing it to AI? Good job?
TI99Kitty
At least the job is going to humans, rather than a data center that will use roughly the same amount of electricity as a small town to do it.
TI99Kitty
Wow, guess I upset a couple of techbros. :D
J3lek
LED candles?
OmNachoMama
Yoga on the beach or some such, so yeah
HandoB4Javert
Crabs
Detoc
Hand?
IDontWannaWorkForMaggiesPaNoMore
Dammit this got me lol take an upvote
totallyheckinradman
Foods
OptimisticMisanthrope
There's a special shampoo for that, or so I hear.
scissorxmextimbers
LED crabs?
Bubbells
Crab rave https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azJvbGpvM3c1d2EzOHV5cnZkMzk4YXRxMHlmbDVrdXEzc214eHFqciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK/200w.webp
AgainstMethod
Crab
kEMup
Crb
SPQAAE
Everything becomes crab.