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Dark Souls Bae
Jan 29, 2017 12:10 AM
GregElGeek
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Cybergirl57
I still have PTSD
RandomStardust
My only question what is his final form. Or is he gonna be plagued by seasonal upgrades to his armor..
Yinyang107
That helmet is suprisingly well-'shopped.
Correspondence
with an extra pinch of framerate drops.
GaaraOfDaFunk
For me, the worst part of blight town was getting to the bottom... everything else was not that hard...
lobomago
PRAISE THE SUN!!!
OunceTheOZ
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BlainetheMono
Why the FUCK are people still saying "bae"?
HiImReyna
FP needs more dark souls.
Honeybadger2198
For those of you saying Blighttown was easy, try not taking the Master Key.
StingrayNine
Bligttown was easy. Just a mess to get down. If you think it was hard you should take a trip to the Valley of Defilement. Now that's shit
Yazamaru
Rusty ring for the win.
SnakeNakedSolid
ZachPatterson
Dukes Archives will always be the biggest nightmare in the game. Fuck the channelers.
Dalakh
You could have kept the salt.
DeltaBladeX
VonKarnstein
Always upvote 4th best saber.
Nova225
Played through 1 and 2. Nervous about playing 3. I don't want to lose my voice from screaming again and possibly die of stress.
DerpyWerm
3 is pretty goddamn amazing by all my standards. Go for it if you like the series, you won't regret it.
whydoyoukeepcominghere
AND LADDERS, I swear Miyazaki has ladder fetish or something
fisop20
Took me ages to get through blighttown, I almost gave up when I found the gutter in ds2.
TheOneWhoLocks
You forgot the rage and the GOD DAMN MOSQUITOS
zlRebel
I accident found out about the roll thing and how to survive it. Never had to go into the sewers to go through t
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Soooo... Many... Mosquitos..... Oh God.
KoalaUprising
I used to call them Air Force One, cause they looked like Helicopters flying over a swamp...good times...then again, not really.
GregElGeek
I bought crossbow bolts just for them
Neproxrezi
recently learned you can kick those mosquitos. it's utterly worthless but makes me feel good
TheOneWhoLocks
That sounds hilarious and impressive due to their ridiculously small hit boxes
ContainedShrim
I played this game on 360, I quit for months after I saw those frames. Fuck that place, man
IcyLucario
I never had that much of a frame issue, but it was noticeable.
InfamousTaters
I just ran past the drakes
BugGuts
Those frames hurt me on an emotional and physical level.
Bebert1932
Something something PC master race
MildlyConcernedTV
Frame rate in blight town was in issue on PC to. It was the engine not keeping up
whitewampa
I have never had a problem with frames in Blight Town on pc. I hear ps3 doesn't have it too bad and xbox has it the worst. Just what I heard
PMMeAnimeThighs
750 hours on PC. No frame drops in blighttown. If you want frame drops, go to Chasm of the Abyss.
STGxDante
Nerd me says 12fps?! Pleb! I also know this is a reference to blight town on console with the fps drops/ plagues.
SuperFineButtHairs
Real men don't use the master key.
mrkyde
Pendant or gtfo.
Tittytantilizer
I'll be honest blighttown was disappointing for how difficult people say the area is, I had much more of a hard time with Anor Londo
DerpyWerm
Anor Londo was the first area I'd say was really annoying for me too, yeah. Blighttown I just ended up getting ridiculously lost in
BeefyDreams
I personally found catacombs to be harder, blighttown was a cakewalk(except for boss)
Muricaball
DSfix 60fps in blight town :)
SMOKINPORK
Blightown is overhyped, tomb of the Giants is the real shitshow
Popcake
I always run past everything. *Always.*
PMMeAnimeThighs
Tomb of the Giants while gravelorded... *shudders*
GuardianRose
I've only played dark souls when it was old and never did the faction stuff. What is the significance of being in the giantstomb gravelorded
PMMeAnimeThighs
Try Tomb of the Giants while gravelorded. The horrors... I'll never be able to forget...
GuardianRose
I've only played dark souls when it was old and never did the faction stuff. What is the significance of being in the giantstomb gravelorded
PMMeAnimeThighs
A bunch of bright red skeleton dogs spawn and ruin your life.
YourLordCthulhu
I don't mind TotG, and Catacombs is legitimately one of my favorite areas in the game. But man, fuck Blighttown.
VonKarnstein
Valley of Defilement is my personal hell.
ThePowerfulPaet
THIS GUY GETS IT.
SuperFineButtHairs
That place still scares me, and I have over 300 hours in that game.
IcyLucario
Scares you? You do use a lantern right?
mrkyde
Yeah, still the one place I don't like having to go. I really don't mind Blighttown too much.
SuperFineButtHairs
I agree, it's not that bad, I can get through there in less than 10 minutes.
Alduth
ITRonin
Airbear360
Yes, but if you aren't playing on PC with DSfix...those frames man. Queued then eaten rolls/jumps...It undeniably makes it more difficult
Diezen
Oh god queued rolls. Nothing like pressing block and rolling off a cliff. Or trying to summon Leeroy and rolling onto 6 bonewheels.
Alduth
FUCK BONEWHEELS.
Alduth
Oh I know. I've beaten DS1 on the PS3. Blighttown fucking sucks. I spent a good 1/3 of my playtime navigating the damn place. But, Git Gud.
Airbear360
I agree. while it sucks, one does still need to suck it up Sally and git gud
ibeandrew
As someone who started with DS3: Is blight town worse than the swamp near farron keep?
Airbear360
Much worse. On console blighttown can literally drop to near 10fps. Since DS queues actions it often will eat attack/roll/jump inputs
RecurringNightmare
well i dont know that swamp but blighttown has basically permanent fall-to-death on tilted platforms and u have no clue where u might slip1/
RecurringNightmare
off or fall through this shit so u basically walk step by step...but u have to fucking dodge bigass monsters that swing wildly at you..and2/
RecurringNightmare
then there are these super-camouflaged snipers that shoot poisoned darts at you from across the map, cant charge them because monsters and3/
RecurringNightmare
terrain, basically have to countersnipe them, but u cant see them because they really look like the terrain and its dark and shit...so you4/
Darknight133
It's farron keep if Farron keep had instant death everywhere
IcyLucario
Farron keep isn't nearly as bad. But hey, least you don't have to fight those weaponless grue things there.
Alduth
Yes, dear god yes. DS3 has some optimizations. DS1 has no optimizations whatsoever. DS1 was a bad port. Thank god for DSFix.
kaeporo
Farron Keep is a joke. DSIII poison is weak + FK has zero pitfalls and spread out enemies. Not to mention, the easy bonfire placement in FK.
ibeandrew
Yeah I blew through it pretty quickly but I hated slogging through the muck and those damn tree wielding giants.
kaeporo
Yeah, the Elder Grus are easily the toughest part of Farron Keep. Thankfully fire damage makes short work of them.
ibeandrew
I'm kind of going out of order with things. I killed the boreal dancer early and got to the first two bonfires in the castle. 1/2
smogswallowssuns
Master Key Master Race.
Garouleloup
What are you casual?
smogswallowssuns
I bet you level dex.
OmegaModern
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
chrisdafish
I went the legit way once and lost my 4 million souls
BoozeHound001
that's the best gift for the 2nd play through because if you take it when you're totally fresh then you screw up ALL the pacing.
InnovativeDuck
You are saying words but they hold no meaning. Catacombs then realize your going the wrong way. Suddenly game is easier.
BoozeHound001
yeah, my first play through I thought the graveyard was the bell below...I got to the nito door before I realized I went the wrong way.
InnovativeDuck
You are my hero!
OscarsEstus
That was the first way I learned, so I never actually experienced the legit way until I had already gotted gud
fullstop
Made the mistake of going through backward once. Door to the depths doesn't open from the other side.
commentrabbithole
Same. You feel like you're making progress because you start fighting this crazy troglodyte lookin dudes. Environment starts lookin dungeony
OscarsEstus
Geeeeeeeeeeez. Feelsbadman
GenericGirl29
I'm a simple girl, I see Dark Souls, I upvote it.
praximus
A girl that plays DS? Impossibulu!
LuckySkillz
A girl that likes Dark Souls? Now thats hot.
fierebras
we must be sisters, this was my exact reaction too haha
PeteTheCreep
I see you're requesting Dick picks
Spiderkeegan
Username checks out?
JohnnieIII
You seem like a cool girl tbh looking at your profile
whydoyoukeepcominghere
So you went directly to check her profile uh
whydoyoukeepcominghere
So you went directly to check her profile uh
aristera
I should play this dark souls game. I hear it's easy.
greenking13
But your username says you're generic. Does that mean you're an off-brand basic bitch? Generally curious.
SPICYDlCKMlLK
Genuinely curious*
greenking13
Was trying to continue the generic gag, but apparently I failed.
GreenlsNotACreativeColor
Simple girl & dark souls don't go together. You'd never make it through DS if you were just a simple girl
Honeybadger2198
Well fuck that's pretty fuckin' elitist
GreenlsNotACreativeColor
lol I guess? Sorry I have a different sense of humor than you. Have you even played dark souls?
Honeybadger2198
Yes I have. I find that irrelevant, however. You can'tjudt be like "lol u cant play souls its too hard for a girl" and then ty to pass it >>
Honeybadger2198
off like you where joking. That's really just derogatory and rude, no matter who it's directed to.
Thedailywumbo
*cough* read bio *cough*
IFUCKEVERYTHING
You're a decent person
TheLastGunslinger
Say, that looks a lot like my simple DS comment.
Danmanbadman
Do you need to play the other games in order to play this?
Medicdroid20
Each dark souls is separate in story so no not really. It's a tough game for sure but satisfying to get through once you get the hang of it.
Danmanbadman
Oh ok, I have been wanting to check it out but wasn't sure if I need the earlier story. So, thank you!
Medicdroid20
No problem. Dont be afraid to summon people by being kindled if your gonna get 3. Some bosses are a trip solo.
Danmanbadman
So, it's going great I've been playing for 20 minutes and have died 7 times
Nahxela
1v1 me in Oolacile Township, SL100
GenericGirl29
Hey, I just made a new Character earliar!
ronkooby
Is there still action in Oolacile? If so, lemme know when y'all are doing it. We could have an imgur fight club.
Nahxela
No idea, I haven't opened the game in years.
PMMeAnimeThighs
On PC with wulf2k's Dark Souls Connectivity mod, forest and Oolacile are decently active at ~SL125. Don't try without DSCM though, it's bad.
FullMetalAntichrist
Saying you're a girl on the internet is a death sentence for your inbox
wowzies
went to profile hoping for a "lol im actually a dude" comment... what you said seems to be exactly what they want.
LucidRain
http://imgur.com/mwwIYcL <<< Unsolicted Dick Pic
reclaimingrequiem
-Cue "You died" title frame-
ThisLooksLikeAPenis
But it says dick pics instead
feckr
relevant username
ButIamvoiceless
I believe this should now be a gid
ButIamvoiceless
...gif