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Jun 19, 2014 10:19 PM
AwkwardKyle
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deadcow
"You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!" - 40 year old virgin
Iwearsocks
In the actual tale doesn't Hercules kill meg and all of their children in a murderous rage?
NekoMiko06
Thanks for reminding me.
Mcflyvol
Is it normal that I despise gifsets?
CaptainObvious313
Yes. These gifs were unnecessary. The whole point of a gif is to cut down on images.
Monarchist
Wanna or not Zeus is gonna bang something.
Gnomleif76
Yeah, when I "respect" girls like that, i.e. I can't take hints to save my life, they usually end up getting wicked pissed and leave.
broutefoin
That's because what women want "consciously" and what they are actually attracted to is often times VERY different.
DrJohnnyZoidberg
I feel ya. I turned down sex on the first date cause I actually really liked the girl. She then give me an increasingly cold shoulder.
UpvoteFairyCakes
Oh god Megara reminds me of every failed attempt to seduce my crush I ever made. I was just tying my shoes so you'd look at my boobs, John!
SmashingChap
That doesn't look like self restraint to me, it looks like discomfort.
lynnanine
Yeah I can't help but wonder how everyone would react if the roles were reversed.
doctorninja
I would respect her boundaries so hard...
EightYearOldsDude
Not banging someone who wants to bang is respect. Got it.
nachtgeist
Yep 'respect' a woman who is showing interest in you by ignoring her. If you don't ignore her, you're a rapist. Thanks Tumblr.
OndeBent
If everybody had that much "respect" forpeople they were attracted to, the human race wouldstop reproducing
ChrisKolohe
Zeus probably ended up fucking meg regardless.
justmagicalgirlthings
Then there was that time Herc fucked Meg. And by fuck I mean... murdered her... and... shit, this never goes well when you use the real myth
bluefacepaint
He did, then he turned into Meg and fucked Herc. Herc got pregnant.
ChrisKolohe
and so another twisted branch is added to the family tree of the gods.
bluefacepaint
It's less of a tree and more of a bramble bush.
tirusr
lolz. +1
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Zeus: "Imma put my dick in it." People: "Oh fuck, no." Zeus: "Too late."
KingsKnight
Her lip sync for "Ruptured...discs" could be something completely different...
StuckInBetweeen
Let's not forgot that Hercules killed his wife later on, so as far as "gentleman" goes....
OrcSkinSuit
Yeah, and was a drunken obnoxious fool, according to some.
KGBinUSA
I am still single because I think like sakurasunshine >.<
policetruck
SHE'S REFERENCING ACHILLES! She's checking with him to make sure he doesn't have the same weakness as Achilles! Never noticed that before!
policetruck
And now no one will know because it's buried in the comments :(
iLynux
Wait a fucking second. Why would he need to be a "gentleman" when she is hitting on him? Wouldn't it be respectful to reciprocate?
DoctorWatchamacallit
I get the feeling some people just think any sign of sexuality from men is evil, but women sexuality...ok
nopost
Welcome to Tumblr!
iLynux
Or if he isn't interested, to exit the situation as soon as possible?
Citragon
-funny hercules clip- -turns it into IF ONLY MEN WERENT LITERALLY ALL RAPISTS I CANT EVEN-
IUpvoteYourCatPics
/repeat of your comment in bold and italics/
Twiganut
I was just thinking it Zeus took the wheel Megera, the muses and probabaly the statue would have ended up impregnated
pokemontrainergreene
All from a shimmering golden shower of sunlight.
ZeusLustfulBalls
You rang?
RepresentingTheRepublicOfEzo
and then dead. cause Hera.
astamurti
That was one of the most off-putting parts of that movie.
wolfpreist
IIRC most of Greek Mythology was zeus going "I'mma stick mah dick in that."
ashmenon
Phil too.
staplestapler
Probably Hercules as well
Thephedora
Knowing Zeus... Someone this would happen.
chriswihu
dude, in ancient Greek mythology they are daughters he had with Mnemosyne, that fucked up... but yeah he probably still would
Twiganut
whats a little incest between friends?
chriswihu
or family in this case
NightRush
Hera is his sister isn't she. Dem Greek gods be nasty.
Krakencrotch
I think the only goddesses he didn't bang were some of his daughters and Hekaste. Ain't nobody talking bout her anyway. It's kinda sad.
Kabba
I was so fucking turned on as a young lad by this female character.
Murica1776FYeah
Zeus was widely known as a serial rapist. In fact Hades was much less fucked up in the head than Zeus was, but everyone equates them as(1/2)
Murica1776FYeah
(2/3) God and Satan, so they assume the "good guy" is Zeus and the "bad guy" is Hades, but when you look in mythology it points in the other
Murica1776FYeah
(3/3) direction completely.
Thrythlind
Hellenic period, the myths were cleaned up, Zeus was more into seduction than rape. The Gods were flawed but mostly benevolent.
Thrythlind
Depends. Classical period, all the Gods were cruel and petty.
IDontWannaGo
Zeus is like the Hugh Hefner of the mythology.
Thrythlind
Depends, Hellenic Zeus, yes. Classical Zeus, no, Classical Zeus was a serial rapist.
IDontWannaGo
If I was a lady any of those times I wouldn't care. Zeus can fuck me all he wants #nohomo.
BreakerSwitch
When it comes to zeus there is no "wanna bang" there's just the bang.
Mahjarrat
truegearhead
Surprised not AnalQueen
EmotionalSupportPig
I still read that in Rip Torn's voice
nobodyblindedme
"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a lightning bolt"
Dude036
@analqueen
kereska
This is beautiful.
EdibleStupidity
That fucking face... Omg
sugar3
Can tumblr stop over analyzing everything, fucking wankers.
ahotpotato
I was just thinking this. I enjoyed the gif set and then my fucking eye was twitching by the time I read all that tumblr shit. +1
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Nymerian
you are now my hero :L
ldraptor
This one in particular just feels like the poster just wanted to say something feminist and forced this around it.
SurelyNotAWalrus
Also saying "you fucking didn't" to every god blessed thing.
liimlsan2
Why would you want to not analyze things? Analysis is what helps you separate the healthy from the toxic in things. You can still enjoy it!
LordXeras
Like they're the only ones.
sugar3
I love everyone who replied.
steamedorfried
It's borderline scary how they can find a "hidden meaning" in almost anything and everything
liimlsan2
The meaning isn't hidden, it's right there under the surface when you start thinking critically.
nachtgeist
It's like they are all liberal arts majors or something.
hempfandango
That's a weird way to spell high schoolers.
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
The thing is that meaning lies in everything, whether it's hidden or not.
sugar3
Pretty much the old blood from a stone saying, They just sound stupid. I hate them, I broke things off with a girl because she was on tumblr
anneka
Tumblr isn't that bad. I have an account to reblog cool photography and softcore porn.
DaveyG
Just pictured you having a really good date/time with her, she takes you back to hers, you see her computer left open on tumblr and leave.
anneka
Well it works the same for imgur.
Scrotinger
That's a bit dramatic...
dat1randomusername
Yeah, Tumblr is pretty dramatic.
sugar3
Her head was kind of weird shaped as well, don't hate me.
IChangeMyUsernameMoreThanIChangeMyUnderwear
don't give them fuel!
Nas160
Why can't you let open minds be open?
ashmenon
Because if you don't close the container, the contents rot.
LordXeras
Because it's annoying to see people get enthusiastic about things
IChangeMyUsernameMoreThanIChangeMyUnderwear
because they're sheeple
diabolicaljazz
Overthinking things is the *opposite* of what "sheeple" do.
Pipecleaner61
Tumblr thinks everything, themselves included, is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!! I can't wait to get Jay and Silent Bob on their asses.
GingerTheBeard
silent bob would be so disappointed in them.
ComeOnAndSlam
Unless you're straight, white, and male. Then you're considered a bigot.
SerialKitten666
No. Do you not remember English class? This is what you do with media, you analyse it and use it as reasons to discuss things. CONVERSATION
RubiksKlube
AND I HATE ENGLISH CLASS. TOO SUBJECTIIIIIIIIVE
mylastburneraccount
can people who make children's cartoons also stop making jokes that are also meant for only the parents to understand, then?
jrau18
Not one of the Disney animated films are for children. They're FAMILY movies. That means there's stuff in them for everyone.
ldraptor
why?
ArthurDentsannoyingalterego
Couldn't have put it better myself.
goonzilla
in Mythology there wasn't a thing Zeus wouldn't fuck.
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ridleyisabitch
He also had a raging bad temper. Killed his own family or some shit.
mhmintz
Save Hera.
bensanity
Zeus would turn into other things and fuck.
lethdar
He didn't fuck Achilles' mom due to a prophecy that her son would be greater than his father. So Zeus dumped her off to a mortal dude lol.
DoctorWatchamacallit
Achilles wasn't offspring of zeus. Achilles' father was a mortal Peleus and his MOTHER was the GODDESS thetis
lethdar
That was my point. "He Didn't fuck Achilles' mom"
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
I get the feeling that the same thing could be said about Rip Torn. That was some good casting.
steakfight
Mythical creature? Chances are Zeus banged animal X and ta-da!
ZeusLustfulBalls
Come on, man. Wasn't that bad.
goonzilla
In Ancient Greece there was a 30% chance that Zeus actually sired you.
ashmenon
Sparkly thunderbolt powers!
ORGANICGUY
I GET IT! Meg dated Achillies!
actuallyyours11
How did you get there?
ORGANICGUY
Because meg said do you have any weak ankles? Hint Hint.
actuallyyours11
Yeah but that was because she just twisted hers. And Achilles' heel was the problem, not his ankle.
avidatheist
A guy who wasn't even born yet?
ORGANICGUY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUK1ii-b2zc 1:58-2:12 sorry I couldn't find the audio bit for that part. Good thing I kept this in memory...
DoctorWatchamacallit
fighting alongside a young Peleus, the future father of Achilles. once again, Disney screwed up the story
DoctorWatchamacallit
actually, he's right. in actual ancient greek myth, Achilles was a generation after Hercules. in the argonautica, Hercules is described
ORGANICGUY
Never heard of Peleus. Thanks for the info tho.
DoctorWatchamacallit
He was Achilles' father. in actual myth, Achilles MOM was divine.
Vempire
I feel like you can have respect for someone while also reciprocating their advances so long as consent is given. Maybe I'm just a freak.
EasternEmbers
Freak.
doctorninja
I want to respect your boundaries so hard right now.
DarkestKink
Im using this. You cant stop me
doctorninja
I encourage it...
ThePsychicZombie
no sorry but patriarchy so you aren't allowed to be attracted to women who are coming onto you
malexmatt
I think it's probably MORE respectful to reciprocate. It's at least nicer. It's a bummer when you hit on someone and they shoot you down.
sweetnaivety
weren't they about to finally kiss before being interrupted by phil and pegasus?
snuzzled
Seriously. It's kind of implying that you can't have sex with someone and still respect them, which is kind of crazy.
amiseriousicanttell
Yeah.. If I was working that hard to seduce a guy and it didn't work I might be a little bummed..
sweetnaivety
weren't they about to finally kiss before being interrupted by phil and pegasus?
eetsumkaus
IIRC "I won't Say I'm in love" was after this, so yeah she's bummed
LiquidPoo
Tumblr says, "Men must act like gentlemen and respect women while women can act however they want towards men."
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LiquidPoo
found the tumblr user.
sistersirius
http://imgur.com/mQuJZjw
LiquidPoo
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
SPOT. ON.
IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
This may sound silly, but like they said, Herc never had a girlfriend or anything, so he might not know how flirting works.
Vempire
The tumblr comments following the gifs make irrelevant anything that happened in the film. The only context that matters is in the post.
bagxofxbones
Agreed. I'd leave that situation embarrassed for making a move and thinking he's clearly not interested.
SerialKitten666
In the context of this film, he had just met her and it's a good thing he didn't reciprocate at the time as she was manipulating him...
Vempire
In the context of the post, what happened in the film was irrelevant.
SerialKitten666
Not really. I don't the the tumblr teen who wrote the originally post was thinking far outside of this context. was black and white as fuck
Vempire
The tumblr teen who wrote it implied that reciprocating the advances would be disrespectful and make the world a more dangerous place.
SerialKitten666
In the context of a lady you barely know-in a public place- it is more respectful not to reciprocate. (for everyone at the bar, lol)
SerialKitten666
Respect in their minds means reciprocation in private. Intimacy and consent and even a little mystery at first.
bluefacepaint
Who has more respect for the girl? The guy who reciprocates on the girl's advances, or the guy who decides he knows better than the girl (1)
bluefacepaint
(2) and basically tells her that No, she does not actually want to have sex with him.
freegiant
The one wearing the fedora, clearly.
bagxofxbones
if I'm makin a move, I know what I want. Being turned down doesn't equate to respect for me
sweetnaivety
I think it was more the fact that he himself was uncomfortable with her advances at that moment, than trying to tell her what she wanted.
bluefacepaint
That's not what tumblr's telling us. Tumblr's telling us that the only reason he isn't jizzing all over her every moment is Respect.
sweetnaivety
Plus, weren't they about to finally kiss before being interrupted by phil and pegasus?
AtalanBeardy
Why are we assuming he wants to have sex with her?
sistersirius
I was thinking the same thing...she just springs it on him and right away he doesn't seem comfortable with it.
bluefacepaint
Because tumblr told us that he refused to have sex with her in that moment out of respect.
TotallyNotJaimieLannister
"Imagine if all guys and girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to" And thus, the sex was never done again.
raminagrobis
Do you (and the tumblrers) mean to tell me that Disney characters are better than in real life and not bound by necessity ? mind = blown
Donnicton
Yeah really. Like, I know Tumblrettes will be Tumblrettes but rejecting a girl's overt advances is not necessarily being a gentleman.
StabbyAlligator
It's not that he rejected her. It's that he wasn't rude about it.
whoah
"let us bone" "no i respect you too much"
WhiteShowerStall
Personally I respect you but I cant say the same about my penis
ColonelObvious
In fact, my penis despises you so much it wants to spit on you... all over you
DoctorCatDog
GAAAAAAAAH THAT HAPPENED TO ME
AtalanBeardy
Did you outright say something like, "Let's fuck" or did you hint at it and hope he'd make a move?
MonkeysAndApes
Zeus:
kaitoofrose
The difference between God and Zeus. If some bitch gets knocked up by god, it's a huge thing. If someone gets knocked up by Zeus,
kaitoofrose
They are going to be like 'Yeah, so did all of us, the family goat, and the earth.'
PikaCheck
lol- not just the goat, but the family goat.
kaitoofrose
Always got to go that extra step
jdbtl
accurate.
CoySwimmingKoi
Oh my god, I whimly bought that movie at a sale and woooooww SUPER FUCKIN CRAZY. That ending isn't saying something and I want to know what!
WhenInDoubtC4
Europe can vouch for that, among many many others...
copingcabana
"Welcome to my kingdom. I shall bed you all before the night is through."
GingerButNotAWeasley
Zeus- he fucked an actual cow, and he became an actual cow to fuck a woman.
batosai33
"I'll fuck *as* anything that moves!"
NonExistingName
"I'mma stick my dick in it" "Zeus don't" "t0O late"
subwayfan
I hope he doesn't give her a lover letter
TheManTheyCallFunshine
He's done worse http://cdn.duelinganalogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/How-God-Created-Pikachu.png
Frankenstove
Pretty much every dog that isn't fixed.
iamyourbuddyfriend
gawd damn this is great
Pablosimpsons
I, I love this fucking movie!
teddy42
Oh god. I need to rewatch that movie. I forget the name though. Scarlet Suit or some shit like that? lavender?
MonkeysAndApes
Blue Velvet
SchizophrenicOnSunday
Remember when he turned the girl he liked (Io or something) into a cow and himself into a bull? That's dedication to the art
cooplander
+ eleventy billion for Blue Velvet reference.
655321mnc
Heineken?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!
bachterman
poor hopper. he's space truckin' now.
TheSlowpoke
DONT SAY PLEASE FUCKHEAD
flapperfemmefatale
And: http://imgur.com/GHc4cgi
Celebrimbor
Makes the Lannisters look civilized
ThePastmaster
He did. Hera is his sister.
AwkwardKyle
Zeus's human form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8_-3rpRpbM
littledidIknow
This made me realize that Kevin Smith could play a hilarious Hermes
cooplander
A Blue Velvet and a Clerks reference in the same comment thread? I like you.
CabooseTheVehicleDestroyer
I love clerks. I need to get new friends who also like clerks.
Leftytheperpetuallyperplexed
I like Clerks :D
PikaCheck
I like Clerks- wanna be friends?
CabooseTheVehicleDestroyer
Its official, we are clerkbudies.
PikaCheck
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/100647/3717956-tumblr_lknhxj2s6p1qh5iszo1_400.gif
AncalagontheBlack
Also Zeus http://imgur.com/tlnpCG9
Atharaphelun
Bieber.
FaxCelestis
Where do you think Skrillex came from?
betamale
Holy shit.
emperorcain
I miss Dennis Hopper
SomeLameStuff
Well then,
deathbysockmonkey
I don't think that's what she's saying...
Voxis77
I too, would like know.
TownsendV228
What's this from?
SomeLameStuff
Some interview with Emma Watson, I don't even know which one.
imgurianthefirst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEv1Z_M72mU
spiketherapper
I watched that whole thing and I didn't hear that phrase. Not complaining, just confused.
BigEatsBen
it's about 2 mins 9 seconds in i think, and someone did the comedy lip reading thingy
ItExistsInTheMoment
She doesn't actually say that.
becool22
I never understood why having sex with a person is considered disrespectful.
SerialKitten666
You completely missed the point of the tumblr rant. They never once said sex was disrespectful. Remember the context of the film.
astamurti
I imagine it depends if the person is more proud of their thinksponge or their meatsuit.
DrBarrelRoll
thinksponge... I think I will steal that word.
BDSMBlooddoll
I always thought Hercules was just in the whole anxious-virgin mentality..
becool22
I did not react this way in that mentality I promise that but he could be.
BDSMBlooddoll
It depends on the guy. Hercules is pretty humble in the movie, even after becoming a hero. Shy and nervous when it comes to ladies.
TheBasementNerd
Its not having sex, its the idea that at any point in time you could not think about being 100% respectful while hormones are raging inside
flapperfemmefatale
as a woman, being shot down like that would make me feel terrible.
DelightfulDinosaur
To be fair, being hit on by a drunk ladies when you're sober is very uncomfortable, awkward for dudes.
flapperfemmefatale
unfortunately, many people think someone's consent is invalid because they're willingly intoxicated. i don't believe that to be true.
DelightfulDinosaur
Perhaps, but speaking for experience its not a position any guy wants to be in. Superbad demonstrated it pretty well.
flapperfemmefatale
true. all i'm saying is, don't blow off a drunk chick and assume that's what she'd want sober.
Mahjarrat
If your only in the relationship for sex it would be considered disrespectful I think.
becool22
but what if it was for sex and cuddles a person I knew in college wanted that arrangement with me and it was great.
Mahjarrat
As long as both people feel the same way.
tipples
No, lying is disrespectful. You just have to be honest.
TownsendV228
Even then, it doesn't matter unless you convince someone that you're in a romantic relationship when you really just want sex.
DrBarrelRoll
Also, if I did what Hercules did, I would ABSOLUTELY be titled a neckbeard/fedora. Hooray male privilege... :|
dymnas
It seems to me that in this series, Hercules is gay.
ChloePrice
You have to be attractive to be respectful/gentlemen/sweet/cute/whatever.
DrBarrelRoll
Ah. That would explain my problem.
JeanLucPicard
You would not be shunned for fixing her dress strap. Get over yourself.
DrBarrelRoll
I have literally seen someone shriek 'rape' after being brushed on the shoulder by a passer-by.
DrBarrelRoll
I have been called a neckbeard myself (which I'm not worried about, I know I'm not) by stating that I was abstinent. Your move.
RubiksKlube
I appreciate your life decisions
DrBarrelRoll
Meh, to each his own. I can totally understand why people wouldn't want to be, but it's just not my desire.
JeanLucPicard
My buddy is abstinent and women throw themselves at him. He is a "neckbeard". And by that I mean he has a neckbeard…and the rest of a beard.
DrBarrelRoll
Neckbeard is more of an ideology than a facial hair status, though. Nobody is really exempt...