Dec 16, 2018 10:33 AM
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GripeSliver
"There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark."
Watcher555
Fake ! I don't see a dark side !
Mueik
Batmoon?
Ryebread91
Why’s it seem like the ground is twisting?
lucidnightmaring
Fake, the moon is not round because it is tidal locked. This is a digital concept of some sort.
SlovakianSaxophone
itsjustafatkid
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I see the moon prison I saw on that one documentary is conveniently edited out.
breakingcode
People are of two minds about the moon,...
beaglepuss
kingsfold
I think I see my dad.
moghalfmanhalfdog
And I'll see you on the dark side of the moon ??
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
TIL the moon has a butthole
Ampersandzer0
This really needs to have little buttcheeks on it when it rotates
kamosey
*minus secret Nazi moon base*
SnoozyBat
MACHINES WE'RE SENDING TO THE SKIES ABOVE US ALL
eruditic
Iron Sky, best documentary ever
Igotproblemsinmyhead
That bright dit on the dark side ...
Jewcymf
Oh Iron Sky...
LaoBeifong
And they expect me to believe the Nazis don’t have a base up there. Please.
cre8majic
I get that reference!!
ColdestOne
Was expecting dick butt. Disappointed. That's super cool though so +1.
Rkfinecake
Maybe some day we'll send people there.
trulybear666
AlecMuffett
Is it just me or is the spherical projection a little bit wonky? I can't tell if that's a visual quirk or just a bug in the map.
sanityhappens
DoctorTheGreat9
Actually the last guy got eaten becoz he farted...
Trentski
It’s a good thing the cameraman was wearing camouflage!
KeyMasher
I find your lack of sauce disturbing. The sound makes it https://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48
bloodust
Graveler
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
What REALLY happened on the moon
ugn1
Apollo 19?
MindTheGap7
Could you imagine?
MrZenCool
Sauce?
https://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48
Dizizle
It’s a turn-your-phone-off short that used to air before the movie at a theater
ilikebigButz
hopethisoneworks
Looks pretty flat to me
bigdog838
So the moon is round???
skinschamps2000
I dont see one single flag
TheTruthHurts51
Notice that it is ROUND.
DeadWhiteMale
Either that, or it's flat on all sides
What? You lost me.
Goldenbeer
Obviously it's just a computer generated model made by those in charge to fool the weak minded... /s
heywoodjabme
I blame the Nazi’s.
zz22bb
I honestly expected dickbutt
Gehennan
Fun fact: the 'dark side' of the moon both receives and reflects more light than the 'light side.'
This is because the far side of the moon faces the sun during the point in its orbit of the Earth where it's at its closest.
Whereas, the near side of the moon only faces the sun when it's on the far side of the Earth, and therefore farther away.
ScottaHemi
the black basalt flats and frequent eclipses probably don't help that either.
True
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
https://rss.art19.com/episodes/00dc5208-6d61-46a3-a25a-ec504054cb0f.mp3
Listen to it all
Fips
v
tomyironmane
what, no giant secret Nazi Moonbase?
itodobien
You win
nihilistdad
12missafew99100
It's doing a moonie
hajimedj
Interesting how we always see the very spotty side, and the "clean side" is at the other end. Why is that?
pizzadude2000
The moon has no rotation and therefor we never get to see the dark side
bortlp
GrandProtectorDark
The dark spots are caused by heavy strong impacts. Thisr don't happen as frequently.
I asked my question wrong. I know the moon is tidally locked. What I was wondering was: why are the dark spots on the side we see, and the
Cleaner side on the side we don't see?
Tidal locking means one side always faces Earth and therefore doesn't get hit as much.
AutoBat
The "clean" side gets hit by an amazingly high number of space objects because it has no atmosphere. We always see the same side because 1/2
2/2 geosynchronous orbit has rotation the same as its spin. It's like if we spun once every year. The side the sun sees would be the same.
Katateochi
this is kinda not right at all. atmo has nothing to do with anything, there is none. orbit is not geosync. tidally locked is the reason.
justForRon0Fez
And that is because it's tidally locked, right?
blacktoenail
tidal locking
BraveSlayer
Why are some parts black?
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
That's the continent "Africa"
onecowboytoo
Ran out of bleach.
pauliexclusions
The image is darkened. They're just a less contrasted darker grey (by the naked eye) 'cause underlying material has been exposed by meteors.
Jonataurus
The side that's locked to the earth was also facing the earth when earth was blazing hot.
Amwaysalesdept
THey haven't got that part of the soundstage built yet
mchococakes
Dark side of the moon.
RickiestRickC137
It's dark on the side that faces us because the moon is in tidal lock with the earth. The unbalanced force moved lava to the surface.
Slugsie
Because you touch yourself.
aravena
Dark side
orangecicle
Alien lunar bases owned by the Avians
porcodemonio
Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask some moon why it's black.
itnevertooklonger
NASA dude dropped the one flashlight they brought before they were done filming.
PirateRubberDuck
The average albedo of the moon is about the same as asphalt. Some bits are darker, some bits are lighter
thatsprettyfuckinginappropriate
Dark side of the Moon
ChunkFromTheGoonies
As an overly sensitive millenial....that’s racist brah!! lmaoooo
KomodoKill
Ask Pink Floyd
ingenredes
There's no dark side of the moon, really...
Drzhivago138
Matter of fact, it's all dark.
Basis64
Why even are all the pictures of the moon black and white? With our current technology couldn't we get at least a color photo?
mufasa1028
The moon doesn't exactly have much color..
Well you never know if they don't publish color photos....
JoeGrunt
It's not just black and white--There are 50 shades of grey.
missravey
Omg, LOL! Good one.
Elnauriel
MMmmm Moon Bondage. Sounds astronomically kinky.
Oldest
Pfffft, you think the moon exists.
nunavailabul
Tehehe I giggled.
Myothercarisadelorean
Apartheid
ThAfrican9023
I genuinely lol’ed
sd2016
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
God damn dude!
FistoIsGreat
AleksanderLehti
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
HughGRecti0n
Joke so dark it stole my bike
Alimana
Lmfao
mikeatike
Lava flows smoothed out the craters. The far side doesn't have many because it gets hit by meteors a lot more often.
oneofthesedaysimgoingtocutyouintolittlepieces
That's where Gary Larson lives.
Supermutantvirus
Why does the earth facing side show so many craters yet behaves like it never rotated to face space for impacts to become?
LtcMaker
It wasn't always tidally locked with earth
lazy me-> https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/um6ma/if_the_near_side_of_the_moon_always_faces_earth/
Look at how far away the moon is, it's easy for a meteor to miss earth, but still hit the moons near side. It's just not as likely.
If the earth was a basketball, the moon would be a tennis ball 24 feet away. You can see the earth only shields it a little bit.
And most of that is because any asteroid getting close to the Earth would be flung off by gravity.
TheButcherOfBlaviken
Ancient lava flows from around 4 billion years ago.
CarlMasterC
I thought the moon was created from the Earth after a huge impact during its formation. Are the lava flows THAT old???
ThePastmaster
We don't really know how the moon was formed but that's the generally accepted hypothesis AFAIK. Also: Yes.
danzoid
But... but the universe is only 5000 years old...
Mytrashpanda101
Kinda weird that the other side doesn't have them
Se7enPr1me
No it itsnt. The side facing the earth is locked because more of the moon's mass is concentrated on that side, where the lava flowed...
dustygamedev
Also the side facing Earth is much less likely to be hit by space objects, therefore being relatively untouched and undisturbed.
thisnameistaken
So the the bit with all the black is what I see when I look up at the sky?
Jensaw101
Yes. The image's contrast looks like it's been bumped up, but google an image of the moon at night.
SvenPek
Yus
That's not how tidal locking works. The tidal forces slow rotation untill there are no more tidal forces. One side isnt heavier than another
Uh ok dude cite your source for that
What you linked says nothing about tidal forces influencing the moons rotation. Nice try though
GripeSliver
"There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark."
Watcher555
Fake ! I don't see a dark side !
Mueik
Batmoon?
Ryebread91
Why’s it seem like the ground is twisting?
lucidnightmaring
Fake, the moon is not round because it is tidal locked. This is a digital concept of some sort.
SlovakianSaxophone
itsjustafatkid
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I see the moon prison I saw on that one documentary is conveniently edited out.
breakingcode
People are of two minds about the moon,...
beaglepuss
kingsfold
I think I see my dad.
moghalfmanhalfdog
And I'll see you on the dark side of the moon ??
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
TIL the moon has a butthole
Ampersandzer0
This really needs to have little buttcheeks on it when it rotates
kamosey
*minus secret Nazi moon base*
SnoozyBat
MACHINES WE'RE SENDING TO THE SKIES ABOVE US ALL
eruditic
Iron Sky, best documentary ever
Igotproblemsinmyhead
That bright dit on the dark side ...
Jewcymf
Oh Iron Sky...
LaoBeifong
And they expect me to believe the Nazis don’t have a base up there. Please.
cre8majic
I get that reference!!
ColdestOne
Was expecting dick butt. Disappointed. That's super cool though so +1.
Rkfinecake
Maybe some day we'll send people there.
trulybear666
AlecMuffett
Is it just me or is the spherical projection a little bit wonky? I can't tell if that's a visual quirk or just a bug in the map.
sanityhappens
DoctorTheGreat9
Actually the last guy got eaten becoz he farted...
Trentski
It’s a good thing the cameraman was wearing camouflage!
KeyMasher
I find your lack of sauce disturbing. The sound makes it https://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48
bloodust
Graveler
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
What REALLY happened on the moon
ugn1
Apollo 19?
MindTheGap7
Could you imagine?
MrZenCool
Sauce?
KeyMasher
https://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48
Dizizle
It’s a turn-your-phone-off short that used to air before the movie at a theater
ilikebigButz
hopethisoneworks
Looks pretty flat to me
bigdog838
So the moon is round???
skinschamps2000
I dont see one single flag
TheTruthHurts51
Notice that it is ROUND.
DeadWhiteMale
Either that, or it's flat on all sides
TheTruthHurts51
What? You lost me.
Goldenbeer
Obviously it's just a computer generated model made by those in charge to fool the weak minded... /s
heywoodjabme
I blame the Nazi’s.
zz22bb
I honestly expected dickbutt
Gehennan
Fun fact: the 'dark side' of the moon both receives and reflects more light than the 'light side.'
Gehennan
This is because the far side of the moon faces the sun during the point in its orbit of the Earth where it's at its closest.
Gehennan
Whereas, the near side of the moon only faces the sun when it's on the far side of the Earth, and therefore farther away.
ScottaHemi
the black basalt flats and frequent eclipses probably don't help that either.
Gehennan
True
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
https://rss.art19.com/episodes/00dc5208-6d61-46a3-a25a-ec504054cb0f.mp3
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
Listen to it all
Fips
tomyironmane
what, no giant secret Nazi Moonbase?
itodobien
You win
nihilistdad
12missafew99100
It's doing a moonie
hajimedj
Interesting how we always see the very spotty side, and the "clean side" is at the other end. Why is that?
pizzadude2000
The moon has no rotation and therefor we never get to see the dark side
bortlp
GrandProtectorDark
The dark spots are caused by heavy strong impacts. Thisr don't happen as frequently.
hajimedj
I asked my question wrong. I know the moon is tidally locked. What I was wondering was: why are the dark spots on the side we see, and the
hajimedj
Cleaner side on the side we don't see?
Gehennan
Tidal locking means one side always faces Earth and therefore doesn't get hit as much.
AutoBat
The "clean" side gets hit by an amazingly high number of space objects because it has no atmosphere. We always see the same side because 1/2
AutoBat
2/2 geosynchronous orbit has rotation the same as its spin. It's like if we spun once every year. The side the sun sees would be the same.
Katateochi
this is kinda not right at all. atmo has nothing to do with anything, there is none. orbit is not geosync. tidally locked is the reason.
justForRon0Fez
And that is because it's tidally locked, right?
blacktoenail
tidal locking
BraveSlayer
Why are some parts black?
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
That's the continent "Africa"
onecowboytoo
Ran out of bleach.
pauliexclusions
The image is darkened. They're just a less contrasted darker grey (by the naked eye) 'cause underlying material has been exposed by meteors.
Jonataurus
The side that's locked to the earth was also facing the earth when earth was blazing hot.
Amwaysalesdept
THey haven't got that part of the soundstage built yet
mchococakes
Dark side of the moon.
RickiestRickC137
It's dark on the side that faces us because the moon is in tidal lock with the earth. The unbalanced force moved lava to the surface.
Slugsie
Because you touch yourself.
BraveSlayer
aravena
Dark side
orangecicle
Alien lunar bases owned by the Avians
porcodemonio
Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask some moon why it's black.
itnevertooklonger
NASA dude dropped the one flashlight they brought before they were done filming.
PirateRubberDuck
The average albedo of the moon is about the same as asphalt. Some bits are darker, some bits are lighter
thatsprettyfuckinginappropriate
Dark side of the Moon
ChunkFromTheGoonies
As an overly sensitive millenial....that’s racist brah!! lmaoooo
KomodoKill
Ask Pink Floyd
ingenredes
There's no dark side of the moon, really...
Drzhivago138
Matter of fact, it's all dark.
Basis64
Why even are all the pictures of the moon black and white? With our current technology couldn't we get at least a color photo?
mufasa1028
The moon doesn't exactly have much color..
Basis64
Well you never know if they don't publish color photos....
JoeGrunt
It's not just black and white--There are 50 shades of grey.
missravey
Omg, LOL! Good one.
Elnauriel
MMmmm Moon Bondage. Sounds astronomically kinky.
Oldest
Pfffft, you think the moon exists.
nunavailabul
Tehehe I giggled.
Myothercarisadelorean
Apartheid
ThAfrican9023
sd2016
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
God damn dude!
FistoIsGreat
AleksanderLehti
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
HughGRecti0n
Joke so dark it stole my bike
Alimana
Lmfao
mikeatike
Lava flows smoothed out the craters. The far side doesn't have many because it gets hit by meteors a lot more often.
oneofthesedaysimgoingtocutyouintolittlepieces
That's where Gary Larson lives.
Supermutantvirus
Why does the earth facing side show so many craters yet behaves like it never rotated to face space for impacts to become?
LtcMaker
It wasn't always tidally locked with earth
Supermutantvirus
lazy me-> https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/um6ma/if_the_near_side_of_the_moon_always_faces_earth/
mikeatike
Look at how far away the moon is, it's easy for a meteor to miss earth, but still hit the moons near side. It's just not as likely.
mikeatike
If the earth was a basketball, the moon would be a tennis ball 24 feet away. You can see the earth only shields it a little bit.
mikeatike
And most of that is because any asteroid getting close to the Earth would be flung off by gravity.
TheButcherOfBlaviken
Ancient lava flows from around 4 billion years ago.
CarlMasterC
I thought the moon was created from the Earth after a huge impact during its formation. Are the lava flows THAT old???
ThePastmaster
We don't really know how the moon was formed but that's the generally accepted hypothesis AFAIK. Also: Yes.
danzoid
But... but the universe is only 5000 years old...
Mytrashpanda101
Kinda weird that the other side doesn't have them
Se7enPr1me
No it itsnt. The side facing the earth is locked because more of the moon's mass is concentrated on that side, where the lava flowed...
dustygamedev
Also the side facing Earth is much less likely to be hit by space objects, therefore being relatively untouched and undisturbed.
thisnameistaken
So the the bit with all the black is what I see when I look up at the sky?
Jensaw101
Yes. The image's contrast looks like it's been bumped up, but google an image of the moon at night.
SvenPek
Yus
Jonataurus
That's not how tidal locking works. The tidal forces slow rotation untill there are no more tidal forces. One side isnt heavier than another
Se7enPr1me
Uh ok dude cite your source for that
Se7enPr1me
What you linked says nothing about tidal forces influencing the moons rotation. Nice try though