Wolftopia

Oct 20, 2022 9:46 PM

grumpynurse

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ETA: as I don't want to be accused of spreading fake informations, or spreading ignorance, I feel like I must specify that this is an artistic rendition and not an actual picture of Wolftopia :)

Wolftopia for life!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orbits around twin sun's? That shit is Tattoine!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They said his name was Wolf I'm like DUH but no, they meant his FIRST NAME. Dude rocks up with a name like that, course he's finding planets

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Simpsons did it.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wolftopia is the perfect name for a visually amazing planet.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Revenge for Pluto - call it Wolftopia

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally just found my keys before I read this. Guy finds a planet. I need to aim higher.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I pulled up the wiki history and the name has been a fight for a while https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=TOI_1338&action=history

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thagomizer

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, it's better than Cuktopia.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well there are two stars sharing it so it wouldn’t be wrong…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Title fix: Because of many scientists, engineers and technicians, a 17 year old was lucky enough to find a planet in the collected data.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Comment fix: because of long standing capitalistic wealth hoarding, people lucky enough to get masters' degree call 17 year old lucky.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Flash forward x000 years in the future. Statue of Wolf Cukier is unveiled on the surface of Wolftopia. The plaque reads,

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Don't name the planet after me!"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

· "You can't name a planet Bob!" - TITAN A.E. (2000) with Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore, et-al = #underratedaf

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Linda Morabito (26) discoverd volcano on Io. First one outside Earth. Considered by some planetary scientists as the largest discovery of

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…the planetary exploration program that has come out of JPL. Found it by accident while working navigation for Voyager in 1979.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1000s of years from now the flag ship for the galactic space federation will pass bye, “ain’t Wolftopia beautiful?”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone think to ask Wolftopians?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TOI stands for TESS Objects of Interest and TESS stands for Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite. It's an acronym in an initialism!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't wait till NDG inevitably tweets about how it's not actually a planet for some BS reason.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolftopia!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's called Wolftopia. The debate is fucking dead.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolftopia

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolftopia represent!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cukier means Sugar in Polish.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The guys name is Wolf Sugar. :D

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They could've easily let it be an unofficial name, as many other planets have them as well.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why cant the dude who found it name it?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too many things, not enough names.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I agree to call it Wolftopia, let's do it

3 years ago | Likes 582 Dislikes 1

I’ll remember that The many times wolftopia comes up in Daily concersations.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m in

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Just try to stop me from editing the Wikipedia page.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They can’t stop us.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

so it is written, so shall it be done

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meet Wolf. Wolftopia or bust!

3 years ago | Likes 481 Dislikes 2

He's being sent to wolftopia, voluntarily or not

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Emperor of the kingdom he discovered! Wolftopia or bust!

3 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

It's weird to see someone and think that their name is a nickname.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Well obviously he was able to spot it with that built in iron sight

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

THIS. GUY. FUCKS.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They're gonna spend the rest of their career chasing that thrill. I remember the 1st time I glued 2 bits of wood together. Phew, heady days

3 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 3

From the fumes?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just rotate the telescope 13.65 degrees they probably haven't looked that way yet boom

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd remember it too if I was able to glue to bits of wood at some point of my life ?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I remember the first time I superglued some aircraft model parts to myself, heady days.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok in supergluing things to my fingers I'm a pro, too

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did it today. Went to put a dab on a plastic toy. Instead a huge blast of CA glue went everywhere and glued it to my fingers.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the guy who shot Lincoln never shot another president for the rest of his life...

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Must've been a heady day for him *and* for Lincoln!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was Chris Hemsworth's brother, right?

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