I mean, if you’re offering

Mar 9, 2018 10:02 AM

JeffGoldblumsLeftNut

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That pun was a bit of a wank I think

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No thanks, trust me I'm an engineer

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Context?

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durex ultra mega thins they won't aaaaaaugh someone help me I slammed my dick in a car door

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^ Store team member's reaction when someone asks for help...

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That's called a posh wank, where I come from.

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Underrated response gif of the day right here.

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Read "feel thin" Yep perfect Mother's Day gift. Wait What!? condoms. Just no! What hand jobs?!! No no no Why!?! What have I done!

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Thin condoms are the worst invention since conspiracy theorists

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Cleanup on isle 5

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JeffGoldblumsLeftNut is everywhere today

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‘We need a team member, Jack, aisle 9’

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Jacks off!

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Is Ben Dover on shift?

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It’s always ready

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product placement on point

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No thanks, I’ve got two.

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Yeah and ask the MEMBER, not the mouth.

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Fuck that I ain't riskin it.

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this really made me rofl

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username

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Wtf is this from?! Lol

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yes plz

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When she notices you buying these.... v

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For some reason this comes to mind https://youtu.be/2CTbycx2Pfo

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Nice

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Someone has a sense of humor

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I know that is Jack Whitehall, but what is that from?

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Fresh Meat, brilliant show well worth a watch, imagine inbetweeners but at uni not college.

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You know with scenes like this I have to wonder if it's prosthetic or if that's their real hard dick.... On television.

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You think too much about dicks.

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And? Do you know how much more convenient one is compared to whatever the heck us girls have?

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When I worked at Walgreens, an elderly man asked for help putting one on.

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She should have donkey kicked him.

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