Elegant solution

Mar 9, 2026 4:53 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/dearlstephens.bsky.social/post/3mgn2bzkdqc2w

that's a great idea. i like that idea. it could solve a lot of problems right there.

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Trump doesn't want to wreck Iran though. He just wants people to look at and talk about Iran. Instead of him being a pedophile in the Trump pedophile files.

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That would solve two problems at once.

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i legit think thats the plan

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I work with a lot of Iranians. Fairly sure most of their dumbest citizens are smart enough to know following him is a bad idea, even if he hadn't actively attacked them...

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It actually seems to be his idea of new next acceptable leader, right?

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doing a pretty good job wrecking 'merka.

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And THEN the air strikes. I like it.

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They aren't that stupid...

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Now he's got a 56 y/o in charge...

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He would fucken love that, and I would not wish him on any country.

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Regime change in the United States now!

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Can we compress this a few more times? I can still read this.

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A joke as old as the 1800 presidential race between Thomas Jefferson and John Adams

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Don't give him ideas.

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Maybe this time the US will impeach a president for blatant war crimes. Won't be holding my breath, given the country hypocrisy.

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Impeachment w/o removal is a badge of honor for Trump. Until enough Republican Senators, or one omniscient being, get pissed enough he's going nowhere.

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Yoink! +1

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Yoink! +2

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They'd probably hang him from the nearest lamp post that can hold his immense weight, so sounds good.

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And they might castrate him for being a pedophile. Good times

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They would probably need to use an industrial grade crane to hoist his immense weight.

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