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Apr 6, 2018 3:32 AM
TheFolkman
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PiratequeenKaba
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
EscapedLewdist
Wait until the Colombians learn about Iced Coffee. Oh and the Italians when they learn about Iced Espresso!
psysh0ut
Before america and oil. There was britain and tea.
HonourableMane
XanZi
This is actually a Monty Python reference to "make tea not love".
idontneednostinkingpuffin
The fact that everyone keeps referencing The Boston Tea Party is a really sad commentary on the American lack of historical knowledge
notwhoutink
I mean I'm all American boo yah but Boston tea party was not the first thing to come to mind...
Jedimika
Same here, opium wars are way bigger.
Mentalguy15
According to ISO 3103, milk goes before the tea.
Lambast
Only in stoneware cups. In porcelain or tempered glass, adding the water first affords greater accuracy of milk dosage later.
downfan79
StevieMcSteveface
For real tea connoisseurs when you add the tea has different effects on the overall tea experience. It's not as simple as only one is right.
Mentalguy15
Not according to the international standards organization
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
When Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky. Imagine what gonna happen when you try to tax our whiskeyyy.
alexburgers
https://static.ah.nl/static/product/AHI_434d5032333733333835_1_LowRes_JPG.JPG
notmuchtosay
Already happened. http://www.pa-roots.com/bedford/history/whiskey.html
modalnode
Britain basically invaded and conquered half of the globe in search of tea and spices. If you've ever eaten UK food, you'll understand why.
crumpuppet
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb54rBO4BhjA772/giphy.webp
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Today it's almost as if the Brits make more food with curry than India.
Taluien
"How do you like it?" - "It's a bit bland." - "A bit bland? That means I need to cook it for 3 more hours to make it unbelievably bland."
MrMusclePants
Clearly you've never tasted my cooking.
RackhamTheRed
it tastes like they were unable to find any
RickyRoyce
Vexedi
If you're entire spectrum of things to grow given the climate ranges from turnip to turnip, you'd get on a boat and start shooting too.
MrWoodchip
Hey, it's not just turnips. Sometimes we do potatoes too.
Vexedi
Well lah-dee-dah. We also do leeks on special occasions.
MrWoodchip
Mostly the welsh
Xanpheon
Ah, fuck off. Best food I ever had was a British roast beef, certainly better than French and Italian stuff (after going to both countries).
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Xanpheon
I'm not denying that, though you are massively understating the breadth. But British food isn't shit.
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Xanpheon
Even back then, though it took a bit of a downturn around the 18th century. But I didn't make any claims about old food did I?
GibsMcKormik
Remember that time America made the Guinness world record for tea and Britain lost their shit because it was cold
whitson246
Gotta have that cold sweet tea!
AmazonEmma
and salty !
gablona
Wtf did they expect, we threw the teabags into the ocean of course its cold
ThailandExpress
dan144
Tbh I'm an American who grew up in the South but dang cold tea is not my thing. Hot tea all day.
WizardProphet
The chinese drank it hot as well I believe
ChaotikWolfi
World war Tea has begun.
imsmallfry
Ive been to America a bunch of times but still terrified to drink ice tea
GibsMcKormik
My mother made the hotel staff make her iced tea back in the 90s, I'm still shocked at the audacity.
drowninginthesouth
Iced tea
RhymingEverything
The Boston Tea Party?
EggFooYung
Damn terrorists. Destroying property to advance their political causes.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Are you seriously asking?
Madethisusernameforonereason
That SHOULD be world record for biggest cup of tea.
nytvittuhessu
I guess if the atlantic ocean constitutes as a cup
YouBetterBelieveThatsAPaddlin
With the right attitude, anything can be a cup
NeynasGhost
Listen, that started here in the South because it is hot and sticky as BALLS. Britain is too cold to appreciate iced tea!
pennybreed
Enoan
Here in North US we have no such excuse.
NeynasGhost
You also don't know how to make it right, from what I hear. So there is that.
Enoan
We usually purchase tea in the form of single serving bags, water is boiled, the tea bag is inserted, and then we wait a minute or so
Enoan
(This part may vary depending on taste) before removing the teabag. IIRC in other places the consumer prepares the teabag themselves?
NZSheeps
Madethisusernameforonereason
He does not look right as a blond.
GeeEm
He does not look right
CheekyBreeki
Who is that?
GadenKerensky
Iv damke.
CheekyBreeki
Ah nu, brother. Ah nu
Munnin41
Benadyril cucumbersandwich
drthtater
Bukkake Concubine
thediscoBiscuits
Cold tea is an abomination. *Puts on bowler hat and storm out
Bottlecapboy
All tea is bad, I do like those fancy sugar cubes tho
RandomImgurian
I like both normal tea and iced tea. They're both good for different reasons.
o4kill
*Cold unsweetened tea. I went to a fancy event in the south and was like, Oh, ice tea let me get some. It wasnt sweetened?! You can't 1/2
o4kill
sweeten tea after it's cooled down, that's a law of physics!!
ruferto
i have a glass of water w/ tea bag in it in my fridge for middle of the night wakeup drink. but in the mornings i like my tea hot
Karlkingofduckss
Ive never really had hot tea, not sure how I would like it. But we make hot tea then cool it in the fridge for later. Or we mix the hot tea
Karlkingofduckss
With the correct amount of ice water to make what we normally do but skip the long cooling process. Comes out about the same, this is for
Karlkingofduckss
Large pitchers not a glass as you were saying. You also might save tea bags if you make it this way as well. The tea stays good for a while