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Brodie is our puppy.
otfbeacon
Your family is very notable.
Migglez
This guy must be friends with Stickynote Dad.
CityOfAngels90
are you by any chance related to the "post it note" dad???
holaitsemily
Parenting Level: Note-Worthy
GoBlue
If she doesn't find out, it never happened... those are great words to live by.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Your kids are going to do great things. Great things, OP
UltimateIsARealSport
The tie in between the fire killing germs and burning the underwear. I'm adapting that
fragtore
This is how I live with most women. But the notes are inside of my head, and I don't have children.
YoungSloshee
You're giving away all the secrets!
khanangst
That's some quality child rearing right there.
whybanme
And that's why you always leave a note.
omgyoucanchangethis
I had to ctl F for this bc I knew I must upvote it.
shslsteakeater
I found a shortcut for the "View whole album" button! Press 9.
VacantMouth
Fire kills 100 90 of germs?!?!
GertEscatel6
Actually one is british and the other is american. Both are correct and he said I wasn't so he is wrong.
brodiedg
It's okay, I'm fine. I was found by another family and uh, I think I'll stay here for a while.
fhgurlie3000
OP I FOUND BRODIE!!!!!
lavitaebella
If my husband did this, I would husband him all over again. +1 for humour
Woodchips
I hope to one day be this hilarious of a father
bobinrkfd
My only regret is that I can only upvote once. This is the Dad I hope to be!
Apron
Wife him.
kvakkerakk
Again?
tinysnake
mom will kill dad
kyodemer
I lost it at the cat sign.
Robuttocks
My dad took care of us while my mom was bedridden from surgery. Hotdogs... Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Hahaha. :)
MisterPants
As a father, that all sounds like reasonable advice to me
risfutile
Mister Pants! Mister Pants... hahaha! Nice! Did you leave the house without those and chose your username as a constant reminder?
MisterPants
I can neither confirm, nor deny these allegations.
Omlette
these kids need an adult
Catspach
You guys must have one cool cat.
terribleoneliner
http://badum-tish.com/
nothlit2
he just needs to chill
whereeverythingismadeupandthepointsdontmatter
Marvelous!
TastesLikeLove
If you leave your cat in the fridge for 21 minutes, you're gonna have a bad time.
Katina
lol
narfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarf
Brodies missing? Call Saul.
ExplodingTacos
http://www.bettercallsaul.com/
Anotherimgurian
Brodies missing? Screwing Carrie*
KayleesShinySpacecraftRepair
S'all good, man.
narfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarf
I like it.
HScooter
I sometimes forget other people have my name. Always a mini attack trying to decipher who knows me.
mybreakingbadusernamewasntrelevantanymore
Estes being a dick? Call Saul.
iguessthisusernamewilldo
BETTER CALL SAUL!
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
You'd probably be better off calling Carrie. Chances are he's with her.
Morella
Has anyone seen a flighty blonde woman around lately?
emeraldcocoaroast
Father of the Year.
BeerBaronVonHomeBrewer
My click just gave you 1000 votes :)
emeraldcocoaroast
First time ever. So exciting.
nastytots
This goes ironically well with bmrylnd5's comment.
cantthinkofafunnyname
father of the year?....
NSFWPicsHere
Darth Vader. Any other questions?
emeraldcocoaroast
Does that make this guy second place?
shimmeries
Father of... today.
McTrick
Wife should of saw this coming. The signs were all over the house.
toribrite
'should have seen'
AngelOfDownVotes
'should have'. You're saying 'should of' because the contraction should've SOUNDS like should of. We'll ignore the incorrect tense on 'saw'.
alliberry
http://unenlightenedenglish.com/2010/01/saw-vs-seen http://language">-vs-seen">http://unenlightenedenglish.com/2010/01/saw-vs-seen http://languageandgrammar.com/2008/04/02/could-of-should-of-would-of-i-mean-have/
valenmea
I think we should make "Should of" into a title. Like, "I am the Should of Buckingham."
pupsyluv
"should have seen"
Drpurrpurrpurr
OMG 'should of' is my single BIGGEST grammatical pet peeve. So glad someone else got to it first.
alliberry
Mine is "well" v. "good." Like, "How are you?" "Good." I feel your pain.
alliberry
Thank you.
Dominian
You realise that your name is spelled wrong, mein Führer?
alliberry
imgur won't allow umlauts in their usernames. I tried.
pupsyluv
realize*
Dominian
you're an idiot