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1. The Head Dunk in the Oil Barrel
2. The Plate Mail
3. The Sister and the Aunt Combo Pack
4. The Lamb Rack
5. The Asteroid Belt
6. The Homer
7. The Emperor
8. The Cleopatra
9. The Vacuum Bag
10. The New Printer Cartridge
11. The Chinese Philosopher
12. The "Barbie should be for any gender"
13. The Custom Salad
14. The 50+
15. The Condom
16. The Stork's Nest
17. The Forest Mushroom
18. The Triple Eyebrow
19. The Dentist on the Streets, The Backstreet in the Sheets
20. The Coffin
21. The Pomegranate
22. The "I have rasta meetup on Wednesday and monk duty on Thursday"
23. The Pull Curtain
24. The Half-Empty Glass
25. The Army Mullet
26. The Blind Neighbor's Hedge
27. The Chilly Ear
28. The Bar Code
29. The foundation brush
30. The Pineapple
zecko1916
#21 NO POMEGRANATES! NO NO NO NO
OldJewSameAccount
#5 "The MTG Tournament"
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
Is #10 a tattoo?
DoodleBobForReal
Damn. People actually have this shit on their heads.
railgrinder
I lost it at #10 New Printer Cartridge
spacedmonkee
I'll bet a fiver #18 is Russia.
zanderclause
You had me at “blind neighbors hedge.”
CriticalNipple
#23 is actually scary as hell
Toan355
nstrut2
just fuck my shit up
Munkeyhed
#24 - skullet
GrassAssassin
Devin Townsend did it best.
imgur1stTheory
#30 Should be SpongeBob's house.
cometeunmoco
#17 is farquad
cajuninjun
#17 is Lord Farquaad in high school
Meliennis
Well at least the pineapple was trying to be a pineapple
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
Then there is this guy from Little Big:
https://youtu.be/6od76UNHt-M
skolyr
Ilya Prusikin his chest tattoo roughly translates to "Unstoppable Force of the Spirit"
yumemitte
#12 that booty though!!
MeezerStandardTime
Lol he has a Skoal can in his back pocket too.
kevinallover
The fact that people like #1 work at the TSA is why the TSA is the TSA
WardBrent
I think I’ve actually seen that guy before in my work travels
Lendue
#14 The 50+ infuriates me every time. Why is child shaming so popular? Doesn't work, despite what The Cosby Show and Rosanne showed on TV
Automatomatic
Did that kid glue his hair snips onto his forehead?
uoeno
Yes.
OldJewSameAccount
#22 "The Pickles the drummer doodily doo"
SquanchoPanza
Ding dong. Doodily. Doodily Doo.
SaraFourImgur
#14 "You wanna act grown, you gonna look grown!"
MooMooGoesTheFish
I feel bad for that kid. It looks like he's being punished.
SaraFourImgur
Exactly
WoodenRock
He was. I don't remember the backstory, but his mom punished him by cutting his hair like that.
MooMooGoesTheFish
Terrible. I hate it when parents humiliate their kids. It teaches them nothing but to resent you.
skolyr
#29 =
NuckDiddy
Out of all the fucked up cuts in this post that one pisses me off the most
skolyr
Why? Because he's the human representation of the word "twatwaffle?"
clutchthepearls
I thought it was Cate Blanchett
deinfavorit
#21 is from a fundamental Christian party in Germany. But you’d just call them republicans in the US
Barkinsons
They are similar to the evangelical wing of the GOP to be more precise. Just that in germany their vote share is far below 1%
deinfavorit
True
Sosickofthisshit
When I see the dentist pic, I always think he must have microcephaly
Muttons1337
Looks proportionate to me.
Catclicksalot
What is that?
LightningII
Microcephaly is a medical condition in which the brain does not develop properly resulting in a smaller than normal head. -Wikipedia
AwkwardGirl4691
how is #10 even possible?
Fuzzybumps
Thank you !
bwchronos
This is the comment I was looking for. That’s inked on right? Or accented somehow?
AwkwardGirl4691
i dunno but i wanna know lol
Brochiavelli
"The Vacuum Bag" What. The Actual. Fuck?
imgurforants
I'm more worried about the coffin.....
SingleServingImgurUser
Looks like one giant dread. As a person with dreads, I would never do that to myself.
worldsokayestspeler
I bet if you cut it open it would smell like 1000 rotting corpses
Sashi55
This actually grossed the hell out of me.. imagine the smell and the dirt, the bugs living in that thing..
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Fwam
#9
TheEdmontonMan
mental problems
TheeNameithOfUser
Could you imagine the smell. Boke.
Duckadopter
Madethisusernameforonereason
I looks like a giant hairy tumor...
magicpocket
Macrotrichoma (large hair tumor)
buttmatrix
I need to see more of that monstrosity
Thornaxe
Like June cleaver era vacuum. Big bag on the back that poofed up when you turned it on.
Krakencrotch
Could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait or it could be Satan's cocoon. I'm hedging my bets.
BillWeenus
Punch it, skin your knuckles, and bam! spiders everywhere.
apothecary555
you just made me shiver in my seat
KirkKahn
That last one should be, "the Sponge Bob."
Melanisia
Or: "Psych the Movie".
breakfastburner
The "Are you ready kids?"
ultravioletultraviolence
yeah I guess I got a bit uncreative with that one!
sheshazelnuts
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ElCabaro
Who lives in a pineapple under the seeaa?
ToastedVanilla
Salvia's pineapple summer
astrogeek
That beard work is legit though. Takes a lot of effort.
Brant04
ATBGE
LeTitsNow800
Looks like someone drew balls on his face..
BugEyedLemur
Probably becomes fairly easy when your neck is on the same plane as your cheeks.
worldsokayestspeler
So does fucking a pencil sharpener
FuryM0nk
Isn’t that a celebrity from back in the day?
CaramelRhapsody
He looks ridiculous. He looks like a pimp or a minister in a Baptist church in the South. Well, same thing actually.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
So does having a chin, apparently.
Nuttburger
Well when you're there it does, but when you have one not so much
Quezbraak
is that another piercing or is something growing out of his neck???
eviedigital
Frankenstein bolts
AnAliyAiden
I was thinking it's a pimple.
twocatsandadream
But is the other side the same?
StylesRockman
Nah, it'd be his left side, instead of the right
UncomfortableAnswers
Just because it takes effort doesn't mean it looks good.
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I had so much difficulty trying to explain this to one of my exes.
TBugVillain
Dreads is nasty.
MeowMachine12
Not if you take care of them. The beaver tail/coffin ones are pretty scary though
DickDastardly404
Idk you can do dreads that aren’t foul. My friend’s dad at school had wicked rasta dreads that weren’t nasty at all.
Taxicat
Dreads are fine...on hair that is naturally Type 4 and well-maintained. There's reasons why white people really shouldn't do dreads 1/
TBugVillain
No one should. It's gross.
Taxicat
That's nice, dear.
Taxicat
that have absolutely nothing to do with cultural appropriation. They just plain don't work on that hair type! 2/
anjunaspeak23
White people dreads are nasty. I saw a “prissy” girl with them and named her “Moldy-locks!” My black friends smell like essential oils.
TBugVillain
Especially the black ones
TBugVillain
They all gross.
Taxicat
This. White people hair is NOT meant for dreads, and trying to force it requires a disgusting amount of special products 1/
Taxicat
and not washing. Many black people, meanwhile, have hair that will naturally form dreads entirely on its own if it's 2/
Taxicat
allowed to grow out naturally, not washed TOO often (but still washed), and has minimal product on it. 3/