Sign Language Lesson 1

Aug 9, 2017 9:38 PM

thedogemperorofmankind

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Soft-spoken source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ID-geX1o-U

*boobs

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she's hot, that is all

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Right, I got please down at least.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most universities accept sign as your required foreign language class.... also she's hot

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like it should be included that this is American Sign Language. Each language is different and even has accents/dialects.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's missing good facial expression which is the majority of ASL

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English, Maori and sign are the 3 official languages of New Zealand.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh and today Rotorua was made officially bi-lingual English/Maori :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strange porn plot

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I work at a blind school. Often I get "so you know sign language?" I do work in a deafblind program, so strangely, they're right.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My GF's mom is deaf, so I'm learning ASL. Some of these are TECHNICALLY correct, but they vary from state to state (in the US)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong wrong wrong wrong. YouTube ASL THAT, take a class or meet deaf people. Don't trust these self-taught phonies.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It's a great way to start though. not the best by any means but it's better than not knowing how to say thank you and please.

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plus, a lot of these videos are typically assignments or to check their nms

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How do you say "show me me your butthole" in sign language?

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use this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VoiR0WIVpg and replace genitals with butthole

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Universal sign language http://imgur.com/xmbPacE

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Doesn't really make sense in sign :/

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"I punch box fart in tongue"

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But +1 of course.

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OMG I need the source on these

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Why does she have a Snellen eye chart

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snellen like a vellain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great. Now I can tell a deaf person "Please learn hearing. Thank you."

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#7 You know exactly 'what'.

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"Learn deaf sign nice like again what? Hearing please thank you." Do they not teach grammar too?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ASL syntax and structure is different than English, just like other languages (Spanish, for ex)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but it's subtle. *sage nod* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Sign_Language_grammar

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are no words for "is" etc so, no. not really.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is ASL for a right-handed person. Left-handed person would sign a mirrored version of these. Also, "like" is incorrect. That's "white"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought I was going crazy cause it felt weird. I'm glad that it is reversed for left handed people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not so much reversed as literally mirror reflection. Everything that she does with her right, you do with your left and vice versa.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, I watched that whole video cause her voice is so soothing

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

I know!!!!I was like damn please read me a bed time story every night.

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She sounds like Owen Wilson

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wow

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I knew this would be here

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Really?!" - deaf people, probably

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if I'm turned on or annoyed...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that is how timmy discovered asmr and self hatred.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She signed "like" wrong. That's the sign for white.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

true. guys, for like spread your fingers out and pinch only with thumb and middle finger. she's basically mumbling.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Speak up!" -deaf person probably

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I took ASL in high school. Unfortunately, with no one to converse with, it all went away.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the Sign Language "international"? Or are there any differences between lets say US and German sign language?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ASL "American Sign Language" is originally based off French FSL; every country has a separate sign language.

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They are all different

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As they say, all different, and kind of fun, the american one is close to the french and very different from the english one. SO much fun.

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Here's what I learned v

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This took me longer to understand than I want to admit.

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It helps if you've watched the office and know about blind guy mcsqueezy but it's not necessary

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh no, for me the GIF appears as black screen, so I thought you meant you learned nothing because you were distracted by the beautiful girl.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh shit , that's interesting. Does this work?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh yes, now both work. Finally get the joke! Yay!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

poor guy fell into a vat of acid...eyes first.

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How dare you say that about my Mother!

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Noice

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I didn't learn anything

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WHAT

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Because you didn't listen.

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Wait, this was suppose to teach me something? Argh, guess I have to rewatch them.

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then. ...wait

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I learned she's beautiful

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I forgot to look at the hands.

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[please]

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her tits aren't talking to you, those floppy things on the end of her wrists are. Watch those.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here you go. This is an easy one to learn

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I learned the captions ruined this.

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You and me both

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I learned a lot.

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wait we're... what now? where am i?

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Me either but she's kinda hot.

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an erection is basically sign language right?

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Ok... I Learned one thing...

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knowledge is boners

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Oh oh I got you, busty?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, what do tracts of land have to do with the current situation?

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Agreed.

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This -s me.

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I like you

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You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

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Plot twist: no sister just him in wig

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"Present them."

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Learning sign language i hope!

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The sign for "like" is wrong. She signed "white," "like" is signed with only the thumb and middle finger contacting the chest in same manner

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Thank you

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I worked with a deaf guy for a year and a half, and picked up on this right away. Was an amazing experience that I'm forever grateful.

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Which country are you from? They differ from country to country.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She also has her hands in wrong form for what and they were too close to her body.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It seems that she was trying to attract attention to her boobs. Or at least (without knowing sign language) that's how it seemed to me.

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She's not using her face, either

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FUCKING THANK YOU!

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You’re right.

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None of these are the same as new Zealand sign language it's probably from another country then your in

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh no, it's ASL. Just a poor rendition. Like she looked at a book that went out of print 20 years ago and tried to figure it out.

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And she signed 'sign' in the wrong direction. Her hands should be going towards her as they come up.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And shouldn't it just be the fingers circling, not the entire hand???

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US or UK?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is ASL, because in BSL the sign she used for hearing means Deaf

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or the other bloody way around, Jesus. Right, where do I return me BSL certificate lmao

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could of looked at the video ASMR in the title but I like the conversation.

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Thank you for clearing that up.

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The sign for deaf is holding two fingers to your ear in BSL isn't it? I saw a few BSL signs there like "where", "please" and "thank you"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it is. I had a brain fart and meant her deaf sign is our hearing one :)

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I was going to say this :)

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I was about to leave the same comment!

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^5!!

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I always like when Imgur is smarter than the post. It makes me proud. Good job guys (I know nothing about sign language)

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This. Thank you

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Any videos / channels you can recommend for learning sign language+

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Lifeprint.com is fantastic, Dr Bill knows his stuff. Handspeak.com is good too. Not all sites are created equal or trustworthy. I use

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these two to supplement my learning along with school.

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Glad someone else noticed it before me ~

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Here's some sign language v

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Is that motherfuckin Hacksaw??

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sure is

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what if you don't have a melon, can you use an eggplant or does that turn it into a grave insult?

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Who the fuck made this gif.

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Howtobasic probably. Check his YouTube channel. I suggest https://youtu.be/Ew-24Ad6t-g

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a hero that we may need. in the future. not now. now would be awkward.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Not sure, but was definetly waiting for eggs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your Dad

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My dad probably doesn't know what a gif is.

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Someone who loves melons a lot

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Which sign language? they are different from country to country, are you teaching people dutch!!!

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That's American

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That's what I was thinking too!

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There's only two things I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and THE DUTCH.

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ASL

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30, M, Paris...oh wait

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Haha! This took me like 2 minutes to understand.

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I know some Dutch sign language and this is not it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's American Sign Language but she's doing things wrong, the sign for "sign" for example is EXACTLY how books misportray it.

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Yeah, I thought I was losing my mind for a sec. Although, I've only taken 3 quarters at community college, what do I know

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I took three years of it... around the time half of imgur's users were getting out of diapers.

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I am really enjoying it! Apparently some things have changed, a student with a deaf father is corrected often because she uses old signs.

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It's American Sign Language.

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I'll stick to my British Sign Language like the Queen speaks

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I love that despite both of us speaking English, ASL is linguistically closer to French Sign Language than BSL.

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I know they little ASL but this looks correct

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She signs like wrong and her what is odd, but it's not far off

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I was thinking the same thing. Her 'like' looks like the color white...

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What is she signing in place of "like", or is it just completely wrong?

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It's the sign for "white"

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Could be a different dialect, I guess. Those exist a lot. I don't recognize her sign for 'sign'. Also, she doesn't use her face much.

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I think she's a student who is new to sign.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's copying a textbook, the way she signs "sign" is the giveaway, the books do it wrong and it looks EXACTLY like that.

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I dont like the dialect though

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I don't think she knows Sign fluently. If you watch the video she makes a bunch of errors. I don't think it's dialect.

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I hate it when people who dont know a language try to teach a language

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Especially when it goes viral and people assume that it's right.

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Do italians sign with an accent?

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Only if they know italian sign

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