The 510th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps

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bourbonandbaddecisions

#5 I’m fine with this.

1 year ago |

jonhamsandwich11

#7 v

inthepines

#18 This sounds like Reno 911

Sechran

#14 - ThereIRuinedIt is a treasure and effectively the only form of AI imitation I support.

janeQdoe

#21 explain

DeadyBearr

#8 I need to buy the yotsuba series for my husband. I feel like he will understand on a deeper level now that we have a child.

damogen

#6 All those words are there to obscure the fact that it's mostly just apple juice diluted with water

MayMayz4DayzYo

#11 Silver Linings, baby!

RevolutionOnHerLips

#7 it's pronounced data

ourari

pinkmilkyway

newsguycraigevans

smashpro1

Anal

LanceSackless

No one can talk about someone like that without wanting to fuck them at least a little. She was in denial about how badly she was down for jolene

ThrashAndChemistry

Jolene was a redhead, so, y'know.

I'm a redhead too. Also a straight guy, but that's beside the point.

WellWellWellLookWhoItIs

#50 Loss is a lot harder to see in this one.

#44 Sorry, I’ve used up all my spoons, but I’ve got plenty of knives…

EroticZombiePants

Honestly, goose and raccoon would make a perfect criminal duo.

distractedFreek

#38

ApolloSierra

110

gnomedeplume

art

trigonman3

#14 Amazing.

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass inside yer jeans ?

#12 “I am sworn to carry your burdens.”

wilagames

#4 God: [creates man in his own image.] I will call him Adam.

Adam: I want a wife

Dolly Parton: God you take the rest of the day off, I got this.

I love that this implies that Dolly Parton has existed since before God.

DanCodyComics

#48 Tchiakovsky did this. His skull was donated to a theatre for use in the play Hamlet. There's an even a photo of David Tennant holding it when he took his turn on the stage.

SmoeAhsolse

#33 I have a bidet and it's great. Highly recommend.

glumreaper

bum gun

Pussy Telephone

Mgelika

#40 isekai in a nutshell.

redheadedrobot

#8 Yotsuba&! is such a cute, wholesome series

BrandSonofBain

Vergenbuurg

The chapter much later in the series, when they're going backpack shopping, I literally started welling up. Really adore the characters.

aslum

It really is.

EverNotRelevant

#48 That's how we got "Frankenstein"

I was thinking Hamlet

#42 Funding NASA led to better mammograms.

157

vidmagnuson

Years back I had a family member who studied the sexuality of mushrooms, and when asked why on earth the federal government gave her grant money for that she said very plainly "that's what our research is labeled because its possible to do research on that and make progress, but all the while we are trying to find out how cells spontaneously reproduce like that in the hopes of breaking ground on cancer, but we can't get grant money for cancer research because no one expects progress on cancer."

highstream

You are assuming the Republican Party cares about women's health

kiarasa

Not to mention, it's been key for climate change research.

ExTechOp

And that's exactly why it's now going, because climate change won't happen if nobody researches it.

IndigoThursday

I wish we could have science competitions instead of wars

Leonon

We tried that once. We put humans on the moon.

Exactly

HaveANiceFace

Funding NASA led to countless technological advancements that have improved everyday life for people around the world. (Not everyone, obviously, but the point remains)

randomwalrus

NASA needs more funding, so that the technology to space billionaires can be unlocked.

sbloyd

appleporpoise

To be spaced: to yeet into the void that which must be yeeted for the good of humanity

Theres a whole SLEW of research that people had no idea how it would be useful and then years or decades later it becomes the backbone of something we now use everyday

Lasers

Buttsex

khaoselement

#18 That isn't real, right? What show is it from? That has to be a show.

lovejoyrat1

You can see that man question every decision in his life that somehow got him here. Also his exasperated ‘shakiri….’ after he asks if there’s drugs in the car and she says no. This guy clearly has her as a frequent flyer lol

9 months ago |

B3N15

If it isn't I'm pretty sure that cop is asking the same question. He looks like someone who is trying to figure out if he's being punked.

Derfboy

#21 explain.

something about how they're both essential to our lives but we're all afraid of being anywhere in their vicinity

FaecalJacksonPollock

#12: Y'know, you *could* go full *useful* RPG companion by carrying 300 lbs of her stuff and drawing aggro from her enemies. Just sayin'.

maliciousGman

Can't, I'm already stuck in the door frame.

"I am sworn to carry your burdens."

SirVG

Shut up Lydia.

#7 Star Trek literally taught everyone the correct pronunciation in 1987!

It seems to depend on both region and industry people work in.

LondoMollari58

"One is my name...the other is not."

and they didn't even use the Geordi meme template instead of the pedo one

Smayds

Should have been spelled Datum, as he's just one guy. You could call him and his brothers together "Data."

But his brothers are not named Data. They are named Lore, Myth, Legend, Hypothesis, and Gobbledygook.

What about "James"?

One Jim, several James?

DoctorWookie

But he's the culmination of multiple datum being brought together. He IS the set. Thus, he is Data.

JugOfVoodoo

According to Brent Spiner, the character's name was originally meant to be pronounced "Dah-ta". But at the first table read Patrick Stewart pronounced it "Day-ta" and everybody decided to roll with it. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeqTMTOxid8&t=1s

Patrick Stewart been improving the world for decades.

Youhavinagiraffe

I'm English and until now I have never once questioned why the character's name was pronounced the typical English way rather than the (presumably, it might vary) typical American way.

jayman0123

https://youtu.be/WssBJeExiOM @JugOfVoodoo the fun bit

Leaga

Supposedly, this also inspired Gene Roddenberry to create a new rule for the series: Whoever has the first line with a character/race/world's name is the one who decides how it's pronounced in-universe.

That is an extremely dangerous rule that I would have abused the fuck out of if I ever had the chance

It's a "Cling-John Beard of Ree" (the p is silent, like in pterodactyl.)

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