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Most viral edit: I love you guys, thank you :)
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Apr 28, 2025 2:58 PM
hoomph
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Most viral edit: I love you guys, thank you :)
If you want to see more of my stuff I’m on everything but patreon.com/hoomph is free and has everything early
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Bananagain!
WhoHim
Who hasn't done this tho
venom181st
PENlSMAN
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
atomictech
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
[[King Missile has entered the chat with a suggestion]]
RedCamaro
Again?
NotAParsnipInDisguise
#2 I have a feeling this will be getting a lot of mileage in future.
SteveTheEgg
Old internet haunting me, I have BME PTSD!
DocGigglez
I was wondering if anyone was gonna mention the pain Olympics.
LespritDeLescalier22
Mondays, amirite?
eastend666
What do you mean, not again? What is he, a starfish?
C0ZM0
what's 5" when you have 30'?
jeejeejerrycotton
The joke is that he cut up he pebis instead of bbama. HTH, BR, joke epxlainer.
Neednoggle
Oh man, I hate when this happens
PwnageHobo
Especially if you don't have a skewer to hold it all together while it heals
TayOi
hoomph
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlb2pib3pyeGNpamhpdDB6eHRzYXE0OTJ2bzN5d2hwemZvbXRyamt6biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FWYeWRtqF5P5hBBStb/giphy.mp4
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
This is why I have to wear pants when cutting banananansnans now
NarratesTheDarkerStory
they have special underwear to protect your manana while cutting through some bananananananananas. cut protection grade is industrial.
artistandascholar2000
Chain armor also works, although I recommend shaving the aforementioned area prior. There’s always money in the banana stand.
artistandascholar2000
This is quite unapeeling.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
*again.
DrSharkbite
malakim
If only there was a way to attach two pieces of cloth to each other, other than hotglue...
ktncuteness
The equivalent to wonderbra but for men🤣
CeoHuntingSeason
*make up
hyjukilo
Sitting down won't be comfortable.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
is he made from banana, or is the banana made of dick
WholesomeAsFuck
Yes
CeoHuntingSeason
he screams, for he does not know