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True indicator of having your shit together
Jun 12, 2018 12:18 AM
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thesplashingblumpkins
I have 6 or 7 very clean different types of olive oil. This kind of frivolous spending is exactly why I don't have my shit togetehr
Hyero
How do people get oily containers? I realize it's full of oil, but it's easy to pour and recap without spilling oil everywhere.
lethaldoobie
lmao @twitterkiddies - upvoting op's reply like it was wittier than the dude trolling the pretentious cuck
alsoAzrael
I did think dude was wittier, but I also automatically assume anyone who uses the term "cuck" unironically is an insufferable asshole.
stormtrooper412
i use sunflower oil. It's not oily on the outside much since I don't really use much oil when I cook
IshitOnWindshields
Imi have no olive oil but I did just book a trip to bahamas
BaronVonPumpp
My shit is fine; the inside of my olive oil bottle had shit in it though...
DoingItWrongSince1980
Was it together?
jeandolly
You don't have to comment to posts.
Kristofurious
My olive is oily
hessukoo
My oil is olively.
trueofheart
Kev with the burn.
shinyRK9
if you have olive oil to begin with, you're probably doing alright
Lionskull
idk about that, cooking and olive oil are cheap.
Schroedinger85
dahana
BluMinFlyer
I have no olive oil!!!! Doomed
capefling
That is a poor indicator.
calis
I don't even want to know where that olive oil bottle has been..
mordain23
in his kitchen
stuntsandmakeup
If that's your level, I worry about you
Rynestrm
I don’t even own olive oil. My shit is so far from being together.
McJersey
The table in my kitchen is literally upside down, my shit is similar charged magnets on the opposite sides of the universe...
anugg
I ran out a few months ago and have avoided dishes that require it. Ha I don't cook.
Skywalker2416
Its like 3 bucks dude. Also get basic seasonings. Garlic, onion, cayenne, paprika. Chili powder and cumin for tacos or chili
smirkinghighgardenwhore
I identify with this comment the most.
Snooj
You mean you just dip your artisan bread in plan balsamic vinegar?
Rynestrm
This comment made me laugh far to much for what it was.
m053486
Kirkland (Costco) brand. Split it with 3 other friends, it’ll still last months. Plus it’s actually really olive oil.
DiarrheaTouchdown
I feel like if a person's shit isn't together enough for olive oil, it's probably not together enough for a Costco membership
kalkail
Costco gift cards. Buy one and go shopping, no membership needed. Also, scripts are usually cheaper there no need to be a member either.
smirkinghighgardenwhore
Or three friends to split it with
DiarrheaTouchdown
Good point!
RandomActOfConfusion
Olive oil is expensive. I've got "Mediterranean Blend", which contains olive oil.
Badsequence
Damn get some real olive oil it has so many uses in cooking it is awesome stuff.
notmysauce
You can get store brands, just read the label and make sure it doesn't have anything added. Doesn't have to be "from Italy"
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
It goes on sale pretty often and lasts ages, always keep an eye out for good sales!
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Does it though?
kingdigbick
Thordoesitthough.jpg
SquatttingDog
Mmm probably the vegetable variety.
KatsuDog
For real though Josh Baker might very well have pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer.
fatal762001
Dude, chill.
KatsuDog
Happened to me.
previoustopcomment
or he drank a bottle of olive oil
digglesauce
Or beaver fever
LostWorm
Or he's taking orlistat.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Okay, WebMD
KatsuDog
Happened to me.
FoolishDomin
Doctors! Doctors everywhere !
KatsuDog
Not a doctor. Had oily shits and that’s how I found out I have that cancer. Could be a lot of other things too. worth getting checked out.
PuppyDontCare
What even are oily shits?
KatsuDog
When you take a shit. Look down at it in the bowl and imagine someone drizzled olive oil around the bowl. Little floating droplets of oil.
PuppyDontCare
Oh! it's unmistakable. Thanks for the answer!
Strostkovy
I have a half used bucket of hydraulic fluid without a single drop of oil on the outside.
fistermatic5000
The1stBellicose
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Pump lid?
Strostkovy
Nope. Just the pop up nozzle.
NecessaryNinja
I do not believe in magic sir
getmo
Either lying or wrong.
BearBombs
How??? Bottles and jugs have necks for easy pouring. Barrels have pumps. How does one transfer hydraulic fluid via bucket?
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
The Hitachi buckets have a pourer in the lid that is flexible plastic and pops up, works pretty well. Very easy to use without spillage
FloodingWaters
hitachi makes a variety of useful products
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Tell me more about these magical Hitachi products
Deshalope
I think they make Harry Potter props!
Abracanawbra
Don't put the spout on the bottom to pour and use a funnel. To stop the poor turn it upright and let the drips fall into the funnel.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
iamthisguy247
I don’t trust anyone who’s olive oil bottle isn’t at least a bit oily. That’s not having your life together that’s psychosis or being a narc
lauraInternetJunkie
It's really not that hard
SquatttingDog
It’s the principle!
ReggieAndBubs
slap a speed pour on the bottle and it never gets oily
justasomeone
my gets crusty with oil then flour. then its a quick rinse and i look all adult like. except i'm too poor for OO its sunflower for me.
Dionysus187
thats like 'set dressing' olive oil, probably some sort of front for government spying.
FranticCosmonaut
Just run it under water real quick and dry it off?
JHawke
It'll dry on it's own. I like effort even less than oily oil bottles.
m053486
We just wipe it down when we wipe down the counter...lesson learned after a spice rack got gnarly.
iamthisguy247
I can see that, but I think the label at least should have signs of being oil soaked.
Phospholamban
It's OBVIOUSLY implied that if your bottle has a label and isn't a specific decorative oil bottle then your shit isn't together
m053486
Hypothetically though, what if somebody’s wife puts the oil in a glass bottle (because pouring from the Costco bottle is nuts)?
iamthisguy247
Yeah the Costco bottle is pretty big. At least in that case there’s a trail of logic you can follow. I can at least buy that.