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2. Our kids do this after borrowing my car.
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4. Hard to watch the movie with the bright light.
5. How do those in a wheel chair get by?
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ricbri695
Pizzeption
#10 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2RhZnZyNDB6Nm83OGM4OXAybG4ybGttMGkwbWhzeWp1cGV4ODk1NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3/200w.webp
coyotebob00
#6 (the Jeep one): Pull the valve stem on the tire (or tires, if you can reach them), but don't otherwise damage the tire(s). Call the police AND a local towing company and report a disabled vehicle blocking an emergency access and handicapped access.
MrImmaculate
#12 As a motorcyclist this one pisses me off the most. We have all sorts of places to park, don't block sidewalks - either public or private.
coyotebob00
On the up side, it is easily solved. As long as there's no cameras. Those things are very top heavy and tip fairly easily.
MyPotatoHasAFirstName
The DC underground ( #4 ) is a beautiful place
devolutionary
Wonderful example of Brutalist architecture.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
jtwood
I hate you for sharing these.
Find more and do it again.
Frndlylion
#1 Shin buster gauntlet.
charondaboatman
#1 takes less than a minute to take a hitch off or put it on. No need to drive around with it on, and backing a pickup over a sidewalk is just fucking rude.
duktayp
#10 straight to jail
Nexus297
#8 My personal Pet Peeve. I would put that in the corral.
ImSynnical
You should watch cart narcs on YouTube then! He’s a menace to people who leave their carts out like fucking losers
namelessfish
Same. In high school after grocery shopping with my mom, we saw some lady just shove an empty cart in the general vicinity of the corral across where cars drive through the lot, at a perpendicular angle btw not even into the opening of the rails. She just turned and left, and of course the cart rolled to a stop in the middle. We were so mad but we walked back to push her cart into the corral for others’ safety. I hate people
IHaveAGuyForEverything
#1 as someone with a truck (and hitch). There is zero reason to leave the hitch on if you aren’t using it and no reason to back that far in.
vandude9090
tailgating deterrent
Snooj
I leave the hitch on my car because it's a pain in the ass to put on and take off but I never ever park like this.
TheAdjuster
i've started to "boo" people in walmart parking lots that don't put their carts back. probably gonna get shot one of these days but it makes my cold dead heart feel a little bit of warmth every now and then when i do it.
Scezumin
may all of these people be struck by meteors
Wuz314159
https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-rights-latest-culture-war-crusade-is-against-empathy
ExTechOp
Except of course, when they become the targets.
Wikitoria
I read part of that but won't finish it, it's too obvious, do we really need to be told this?
If they want to call themselves Christian they should be empathetic no ?
KommanderKayriel
They're heretics. None of them follow the will of Christ the Healer. Christ who loved all the struggling masses of humanity, and hated those with too much wealth and authority over others.
iBoulderDash
Was at a McDonald's the other night and some teenage girl was being annoying. She got up on the table in front of me to dance and I flat out called her out. We just got snow that day, so things were wet and muddy. Made me cringe that she was stomping her feet around on a table that people would eat off of.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.
cosinewave
The world is full of rude-ass motherfuckers
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Not full but there's enough for everyone to get some.
ontarioOT
These people are sociopaths who should not benefit from the society that makes their survival possible.
charondaboatman
Yep. Never gonna change.
VancoD
No - the world is full of people with an over-abundance of self-importance
charliechaplinslookalike
No
Poco3o
Let's be honest, the majority of these images are from the US 🙃
Kilo11
As a rider i would like to apologize for that squid , the majority of us aren't assholes (Harley Davidsons not included)
CaptainYesterday
Old joke. Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
Kilo11
Lol what
CaptainYesterday
The position of the dirtbag
Kilo11
Lmao thats a good one
charondaboatman
#11 if you need to sit down, then sit on them. There’s not a damn thing they can do, they’re not allowed to guard seats or they’ll get thrown off.
ATLandNerdy
Look, I get it, seats should be efficiently used for everyone, but there are enough creeps out there that would sit next to a pretty young girl and perv on them that I understand why many of them have the habit, and I don't hold it against them
razark
Then they can sit next to each other.
ATLandNerdy
You're assuming they know each other.
razark
No, I'm not
an0therthr0waway
#1 needs a short chain.
Orsoks
not a short one, you need a long enough chain to have power to stop it, a short one wont get the power cause you dont go like a crazy out of parking lot. long enough chain will have a bit more power than a short one. i think, no? i am not a chaine engineer tho, might be wrong. :P
an0therthr0waway
A short chain with zero slack. I am not recommending letting them pull out and take damage...I am holding them in place.
sonicthemariomasterchief
Those things can easily be removed
FinancialRavioli
Some people use locking pins
ExTechOp
Wanna bet they wouldn't notice it before trying to start once?
Madwollf
As a person in a wheelchair, ppl like these piss me off. Just general disregard for anyone other than themselves. And they're just one very bad day away from being in the same situation as me - if not worse.
Snooj
Around here people treat the striped zoned next to handicapped parking spaces as cart corrals. I try to give the benefit of the doubt to thinking it's a handicapped person who has a hard time putting a cart back. I always grab one on my way into the story and by "always" I mean "about 50% of the time" because that's how often I see it.
WellAckchually
I used to work on a project related to accessibility in rural areas and it started off very demoralizing. We'd be told "we don't have people like that here" by people whose mom used a walker, or whose nephew broke his leg skiing. It got a lot better towards the end of my involvement, but it will always stick with me.
WellAckchually
I think they had just othered disabled people to the point that people they knew didn't count as disabled because they weren't "one of those people"
Madwollf
What a lot of ppl don't understand is that a lack of accessibility means a lack of seeing those that need those accessible supports. If we can't get out of the house to where we want to go, then obviously you're not going to see us around. We're locked in our own damn house. And don't even get me started on the price and availability of accessible housing.
OddOod
#2 literally complaining about the generation you raised.
sochilln
I honestly didn't read the caption and thought they were complaining about the gauge placement and orientation.
It really is a bad design because at a glance you could confuse the two. The text warning is redundant and says to me the Engineering team knows it's a bad design and they're adding text as "fix".
I would give the kids and any new driver a pass unless you told them before they used the car.
alexcoldt
#11, there's no context to be certain that that's indeed a crowded train. What I see is a group of kids that probably all got on at once and grabbed a quiet corner of the car. The few folks standing up doesn't give enough context since folks stand on trains all the time, especially if they're only going a couple stops.
charondaboatman
#6 call the police. Over and over.
Snooj
Local zoning laws are inconsistent. Make sure to ask the police what the law is before you jump right into a report. In my little suburb it's legal. In the city next door it's a ticketable offense *except* on snow ban nights.
JackDawesLovesmybigwhat
And / or HOA if applicable. Get them double fined.
LenWeirdracin
People next door do this with their car & a kid ran into it with his big wheel first & then turned around leaving the dent behind.
ThadisJones
The cop shows up, you can tell he's pals with the homeowner, he scowls at you and tells you to stop wasting his time or he'll take you in for disorderly conduct.
schlummi
That's a cop refusing to do this job but still demanding get paid. Pretty much the most extreme form of a welfare queen. Might happen, might not happen. You then still got two options (if the car is often parked like this): the legal way - find a lawyer friend and an accident, e.g. let your kid bicycle into it and then sue the car owner for hospital costs/ambulance etc. Or next door granny needs to be compensated for the now needed taxi. 2: illegal way, just dont get caught.
charondaboatman
Cool. Set fucking fire to the jeep. Use a piece of rocket fuse and a plastic bottle of gasoline. Fuck da police.
Ionico
#1 pull the cotter pin, pull the hitch out put new free hitch on their windshield.
QueefSlurper6372
Nah, chain or tow strap em together. Then find a good vantage point to watch the fun.
BronyDanza
*through their windshield
Wikitoria
I hope you wouldn't really be that stupid?
WaxedApple
Those jerks deserve to have their trucks destroyed. Put the hitch *through* the windshield imho
bamblebimble
If you place it on their hood they may miss it and smash it through their windshield
Wikitoria
The voice of reason folks.
vandude9090
DickeyBirdie
#1 mischievous me wants a strong chain to hook these two hitches together.
thetonestarr
My first thought was wrapping some paracord several times
DevilsAdvocat
like minds... first thing I thought of as well
HeadJamistan
And a portable welding machine.
RetiredLaserMan
don't forget the lock!
sacrosanctt
I usually just pop the hitches off when i see this, and leave them on the ground or throw them into the box of the truck.
Take your fuckin hitches off God dammit.
notfinelabsMcNastiLives3000
You think they know how to take them off?
ANALMUFFIN
I'd push over the motorcycle
applesforjuice
How do you know they didn't just set it there for a minute to move their car out of the garage or something? Calm down
vandude9090
Gimickguy
In my country in most cities you're not allowed to park a mbike at a car space, you must use the curb.
MadamPuddifoot
I'm certain that's how it is here, but whoever was riding the motorcycle was just being a selfish dickhole.
LerryV2
No you wouldnt
WickedSludge
I'd climb up the tire and walk over the roof of the Jeep
QueefSlurper6372
You would accidently bump into the motorcycle. Oops.
Epphysics
Where I live, when someone leaves something on the sidewalk, it means they're giving it away.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
My thoughts exactly and I used to ride. That's just rude.
backrideup9
As a motorcyclist, I'd race you down the sidewalk so I could knock it over harder.
charondaboatman
Take a photo, get the VIN and tag number, house ID and then call the police.
MothMonsterMan
Lol the cops don't fucking care.
Kilo11
Lol right? They'd probably call you a Karen and laugh
LawFiveGuy
#7 #9 Someone did that to me on a flight, except it was between the seats on the arm rest. I happened to have my water bottle so I dripped a little on my fingers. I then flicked the water from my fingers onto her feet and simultaneously made an amazingly lifelike sneeze sound. It worked, I could hear the gasp as she pulled her feet back. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed
WhiskyBravo
love this!
Filanwizard
Its not even being a decent person, i just would not go bare foot on a plane because i have no clue what is on those floors. Also if there is an emergency i will have my shoes on already
yamamasyamaha
So you may not be decent but you are moderately intelligent? Better than a lot of what we’re dealing with out here lol
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Another way to respond to this would be as soon as you see their feet, say "Oooh, sexy. How do you feel about oil massage?"
Make them actively afraid to let their feet near you.
stoic000
You don't need to weaponize sexualization, or make them fearful. You could actually be made out to be the aggressor if you did this. Most respond well to "I need you to stop that".
gwiz665
"Ooh boy snackies for me" -Quentin Tarantino
Freak0zoid
I like the way you think
Howlingowl
“Oh, thank you. My arches are killing me.”
charondaboatman
#5 tell him to turn the fucking thing off or you’re going to get him removed.
HaberdasherInGold
"THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!!"
getadogupya
Tell the guy taking the photo too...
Bystandr
Nah just report him and ask for a free ticket showing them the photo since the movies' ruined.
MarsIsAfire
WTF, I want to watch the movie, not get annoyed and have to try again later.
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Snooj
Nobody complains to you because nobody wants to be that person. Here's a tip for the future: If you're in a locker room or hiking on a trail and playing music on your bluetooth speaker, no one will complain but EVERYBODY hates you. If you use your phone in a theater, no one will complain but EVERYBODY hates you. Remember that. Most people are too polite to complain. I'm not. I've gotten people ejected from movie theaters before. Fuck 'em. Watch the movie without distracting everyone or go home.
whothefeckknows
Please learn from this and stop doing it. Many of us DO care, please be considerate.
Frederf
I mean your phone has a flashlight
FinancialRavioli
You're behind them, they don't care.
Frederf
I can make them care. I promise.