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Nov 27, 2017 8:36 PM

SickLikeMe

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I’m new here. Indulge me!

Happy birthday!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Right. Kelsea was asking about it, and I just wanted to see if you knew where one might find that info. I'll check.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sweet, I'll get the lube.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Why are you fucking mad though!!"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kidney stones apparently

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Perfect, thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least I have a pretty good idea of what they like :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

do you want thighs or wings?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Yea that's good. I don't even know how that happens."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh, the dark one then

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I figure fuck it last time before end of year.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm pooping

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You need to call a doctor

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"yes, I will take care of it"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

We're out of tp

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You said you'd get your period next week

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I can see how that could have been seen as something other than acid reflex"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"dangit this is getting excessive"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Billy Mays mayonnaise maze

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

k

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Potassium is a good element,very reactive,more reactive than that text obviously!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll deal with that. Leave it be.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you for choosing our dental office...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha ha...I told you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Helping with meal prep.....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That will take 37 seconds!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"My brain doesn't seem to be working right today"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's all over the wall

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you working tomorrow?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not anymore

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

my PayPal has been hacked in the past. Also had two $370 transactions a few months ago which my bank picked up on and highlighted as suspici

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You lashed out a bit after hearing that news?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really hope I get to be a bard, I already wrote my first poem. 'The Road to Goat-Dorado'

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Please keep me posted on your adventures in Bard-dom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't make any promises. I have an absolutely terrible memory and attention span. I will try though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still haven't continued my story of Horsey McHorseface >_>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"that's really pretty"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perfect!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I don't remember the entire night"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me as fuck tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0