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FP Edit : Good to see Floridians represent! If your in the path of this a-hole, stay safe. Looks like us southern florida peeps may be out of this one!
Aug 29, 2019 10:57 PM
zamboofuthegreat
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FP Edit : Good to see Floridians represent! If your in the path of this a-hole, stay safe. Looks like us southern florida peeps may be out of this one!
hashtagblesst
By grapthars hammer, what’s a savings
frickenunbelievable
Mara Lago.... never been a more corrupt organization.
FishSausages
I came to spend the long weekend with my sister's family. Literally flew from safety to a hurricane. WTF
kboyer36
Damnit, now I need to watch Galaxy Queat again. (Not that I'm complaining)
copingcabana
See if you can fashion a rudimentary lathe.
immortalbucket
Florida, in the way of yet another hurricane! as usual!
anightlurker
Don't worry Florida, Trump's taken all the FEMA money for his garden wall. You are on your own this time.
CygloPargen
Just nuke 'em /s https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html
jpiazza92
We’ll be fine.
nubinMlemMaker
Remember, don't shoot at the hurricane, you'll only make it angry.
Frenchbreadpizza
I do not miss the hurricanes.
levijom
So long as the power stays on, I'm just chilling in Orlando playing Minecraft
ConstantReader
idontknowwhatyoudidlastsummer
Please Dorian, don’t be like Mic
Tortfeas0r
As a Georgian hearing that name,
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nubinMlemMaker
Hello from Ft. Myers!
immortalbucket
Dapperworth
"Assault on Florida III". Episode 81 I think.
ChickenBaconAndCheese
By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.
Justalobstercowboy
Gonna hit me a Trump property
AdultPersistentAngst
There's plenty :/
DukeDarkwood
It's Florida, so I'm saying the odds are pretty likely. Oh, hey, I just checked, and it's even better. Mar's right in its path.
MissSassyPanties
We can hope for a silver lining cant we....wait...he'll just charge Floridians to rebuild it, nevermind. Dammit.
samtherat6
You know he’ll probably end up hiring illegal immigrants for the cheapest quote.
DukeDarkwood
Can't; kicked them all out.
CP3oh
When do we fire the nuke?
ReginaKasteen
NOAA says we're not allowed to, the spoilsports. https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
DukeDarkwood
It wouldn't even work, and the winds that are pushing the storm our way would push the irradiated air our way, too.
dragonfruitsonfire
Goddamn love the hurricane memes
wildred74
I'm actually kinda disappointed this year I thought there would be more by now
TheLastBottleOfScotch
ohDannyBoi
Have some more pixels and a modern aspect ratio brother
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errrikblack
Doing the Lord's work
WetGooseFarts
We'll be ok it's the ones that just moved down here that are freaking out
lagomorpha
Yep. I work at Publix. Natives were getting beer/snacks for hurricane parties. Non natives were pissed at the water rationing. 1/?
lagomorpha
You can always tell the natives from the not by what they are buying when there's a hurricane.
WetGooseFarts
It's funny to watch non natives go crazy when a hurricane comes
lagomorpha
Exactly. NO reason you nees 8 cases of water. Just clean and fill your bathtub like everyone else. And ice in the washer for alcohol & food.
nmgwynn
Never give up, Never Surrender
NorthernEmperorPOOSAMA
I think Trump might nuke it.
ConstantReader
yabadabado
I’m in west palm beach. Definitely not looking forward to this one. More beer, more ice for the yeti. We’re all going to work tomorow too.
manicmalki
From this day forth that is the official Florida man motto.
TJ31
somethingthathasntbeenused
By grapthars hammer you shall be avenged!
303SnowWolf
What a savings.
OregonFlyer
I see you managed to get your shirt off.
didgeboy287
Quick, somebody paint a picture of Dorian so it stays a young and less dangerous Cat 1.
HumansAreAliensToFish
didgeboy287
My FIRST sick reference gif!
HumansAreAliensToFish
It’s my honor on a reference to twisted literature and also a joke i keep trying to make myself
thegonzoesquire
Oh no a hurricane in the southern US in August. Whats next forest fires in a jungle where the natives use fire to clear farmland....
secretsquirrel37
Exactly...this is literally called “hurricane season” in Florida. There’s a tornado alley in the mid west . Pretty sure they know the drill
MrPengy
I mean, we get snow every winter, but I still wanna know if it's gonna be six inches or six feet.
OllieGman
I’m aware that there are hurricanes but it’d be nice if Dorian doesn’t destroy my roof.
veritasgear
Hey fuck you man, you decided to live in florida, now face the consequences!!! /s
DynamicMenace
Yeah, what's everybody even worried about?! It's just a hurricane! When has anything bad come from one of them?
thegonzoesquire
Never lived through one have ya? These whether jagoffs blow everyone of them out of proportion to the point of being more dangerous...
thegonzoesquire
Than the storms themselves. Its getting out of hand at this point sme with the snow....
veritasgear
Pretty asinine thing to say
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Best line in the whole movie. And I loved the whole movie.
jpatterson45
I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six”. I’m expendable.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Maybe you're the plucky comic relief
ThrowAwayAcct0000
"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
FeminineBeeOnslaught
You have a name. DO I?!?
CarlottaVonSprockett
DO I????
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Yeah, uh, you’re the guy, uh.....
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Nobody knows! You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name!
nmgwynn
Vell, Zaphod's just ziz Guy... You know?
HisDudness
AdultPersistentAngst
Nice one! What county? PBC here.
onelovek
Pasco!
chiefs86
Pasco!
DepressionAndDarkThoughts
Lake
BalaurBondoc101
Sarasota/ Manatee here
YoureMyBrotherBear
Not many of us here on imgur
pennysmom1
Orlando!!
ShadowRaptor115
I'm from St. Pete but live in New Port Richey
cpjay2003
Polk
ericruff
Alachua! ( Gainesville )
AdultPersistentAngst
Go Gators *CHOMP*
csWinslow
Flagler, checking in. *salute*
AdultPersistentAngst
My county has the Flagler Museum aka Whitehall. Absolutely gorgeous! Stay safe, Flagler County
Chrisdaemonium
PBC also here!!
AdultPersistentAngst
I just left the Walmart Supercenter on Southern. Ransacked. Where about are you?
Chrisdaemonium
My mistake. PCB. Bay County
lonewolf9556
Volusia
amuseddimples
Orange! Bring it bitch! (Not really. Please go away. I heard Georgia talking shit about your Momma.)
csWinslow
Flagler, checking in. *salute*
ProlapsingPrincess
Citrus!
RuthlessEngage
West Palm! And ready
AdultPersistentAngst
No shit? Can I message you?
Girlsgotacaseofthemunchies
Seminole here. People losing their minds here too!
DaisukeAramaki
For sure. I'm commenting all the Seminole ones to check back in after it's over. Stay safe!
DaisukeAramaki
All good? Was minor here I think
BrowniesAndAnime
Leon!
darthragnar239
PBC here!!!!! What up!?!?
AdultPersistentAngst
We having fun yet? Shit got real at 11pm! WPB here.
darthragnar239
Yo! Lake Worth!!
AdultPersistentAngst
L Dubbbbbbb! I miss working (driver) in Lake Worth. Used to see some of the best, craziest shit. Lol
darthragnar239
Yo, seriously. I'm originally from Naples, so it was quite the adjustment.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Broward!
AdultPersistentAngst
Hey, neighbor.
CurieCat
Leon
Velvet1219
Miami Dade here :-D
thegraybush
Alachua County checking in, yep no water, bread or gas.
AdultPersistentAngst
Damn, that sucks to hear. I'm going at about 3am for canned goods, water if possible. Best of luck to you and yours.
illusoryaxiom
Seminole County reporting in
DaisukeAramaki
Gonna comment on this one too, so I can come back afterwards and see if the locals are alright.
DaisukeAramaki
All good? Pretty minor here
mycouchstinks
Brevard here
gexmaster19910
Merritt island here
thisisnotaseasyasitlooks
Lake. Not a bottle of water, loaf of bread, or gallon of gas to be found.
AdultPersistentAngst
Such a busy metropolitan area you're in. You're like surrounded by large cities with different attractions. you have food/water?
Whatshutupwhat
Orange! Wait, why are we excited?
AdultPersistentAngst
I don't know! Just match the intensity!
beenjammmin
Martin!
AdultPersistentAngst
Neighbor to the north, how's your prep going?
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
Good. wawa has gas still
AdultPersistentAngst
This 11pm update was a doozy. It's starting to feel real. She Comin
HoraceHorseCollar
Hillsborough!
abinormal0081
St. Lucie
TedFromTEDtalks
Hillsborough
junglewrestler
Hillsborough unite
classiccatinthewall
Osceola
writtenconsentofMLB
Hillsborogh
jeorad
St. Lucie here (southeast’s side of the state). I’m in for a fun time.
AdultPersistentAngst
An hour south here, PBC. We gonn dieeeee
jeorad
Yeah me reading the updates today like
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AdultPersistentAngst
I'm shoving my face full of junk food, snacks and weed. I'm going out happy, if I'm going out.
jeorad
Yup I’ve got beer, TP, and Oreos. At this point I’m just like fight me you windy bitch
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picklenickle
Seminole
Lasgo
Best County
DaisukeAramaki
Seminole County is definitely not best county. I would know, I'm trapped there :P
Lasgo
I lived in Seminole County for almost 30 years, It's the best county in FL baby.
DaisukeAramaki
Lol well I’d be more inclined to agree if we ever got a decent breeze to clear away the humidity :D
LolaMorg
Pinellas!
Nottheuseryouarelookingfor
There are dozens of us!
WilPower
Ditto
ConchoidalFracture
Same!
Sapphirewolf
Volusia here.
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Where my Key people at?
SweetGingerJane
/wave from someone also currently in Volusia.
Ashrieka
Also Volusia. Stay safe friends!
Sapphirewolf
/wave Howdy neighbor. Stay safe, don't do anything too insane
zamboofuthegreat
Lee county here
sydwiffle
Me too!
AdultPersistentAngst
So.. $1M question. Are you ready?
zamboofuthegreat
I was ready at the start of hurricane season. Not much to worry about with this one.
AdultPersistentAngst
And why's that, just wondering? Seems pretty serious to me!
zamboofuthegreat
Nothing is ever for sure with these things, but the path it is taking looks like it will just graze us in south west FL.
nowthisusernameistaken
Duuuuuuuvaaaaalllll!!!!!!
AdultPersistentAngst
That's where it's at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
southernsatanist
Duuuvvaaall till we die!!!
Blastergv9
PBC represent!
AdultPersistentAngst
Worrrrrdddd 561! Are you ready? No one's ready. Why do I even ask
Blastergv9
I'm always ready. Ain't no way this is going to hit us dead on though. Never seen one turn south like they are projecting.
digdoug78
I got 3 grams of kush and a poncho!
AdultPersistentAngst
So you're good for the first 7 minutes ;) blaze up!
MeesaJarJar
Made in Dade here. Who’s ready to rock?!!
esreveRnI
Same! Let's go!!
digdoug78
Dade county? Hablas ingles? Didn't you get the memo?
AdultPersistentAngst
You see the 11pm update? Estimated 140mph winds. We're all gonna die. Let's take that good good Miami molly and fucking live it up! \m/
MeesaJarJar
5am advisory ?
AdultPersistentAngst
Yep. :/ I'm still pulling for a huge turn to the north.