GTE00
168629
2783
110
Sep 26, 2017 1:04 PM
GTE00
168629
2783
110
tanomil
As if he dont have enough problem
hippocampus
ok, true story here. german police hit a robber in the nuts. He got 2500€ compensation. (and 6 years jail for robbing the gas station)
c00lh4nd
Errr i’l pass on that invite to your birthday, if I may.....
kevinjorg
Nani?!
Dac002
I had to watch each one 3 times just to be sure I saw the whole loop
HomunculusSr
Is this what they refer to as the "money shot" ?
eastend666
I require additional footage.
DidItForScience
Daaaamn, he paid for it in the end. She was like, "You don't gotta pay, but I'm getting the tip!"
blackoutdigital
Sounds like a great time, got money AND she blew his dick off? That's the dream.
funlovinkrimenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vBZuLI3oI
LookItsAFangirl
HughPickles
Boom.... headshot
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Why is this 3 gifs
Surgas
That's some extreme skilled lip sync going on here
isaparty
Lol right. source?
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
No nuts, and going to jail. Instant Karma at it's worst.
NATA5
The lengths some guys will go just to get their dick blown off.
TheMysteriouslyMysteryofmystery
Fuck wonder woman this lady is my hero
metalfoto
I'M NOT THAT OLD
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
Leftie too, cool grandma fo sho
ApexIzzy
Sauce OP? Jesus...
favapea
@MartinMalone this is gold
Blackmist76
You NEVER shoot a guy in the dick Butters...
Basghetti
Blew 'dat niggaz dick smooooth off.
robotzombies
Not exactly what I'd want to happen if someone said 'I blew his dick off.'
whatbuttondoipush
Damn it Butters, you don't shoot people in the dick!
darkavatar1183
Goddamit butters!!
ChucklePuss
https://media.tenor.com/images/e33eccaf89deaec2599b07fbd47a055b/tenor.gif
soulman901
That's not cool Butters!
otherotherbarry
Oh hamburgers
FreelanceSpermDonor
We need gun control now! It's getting to the point I gotta worry about my boy every time he robs a store.
NiceOneDingus
Robbing a liquor store without the slightest thought that you might get shot is dumber than doing the crime in the first place
TimeFoDat
I'd like to introduce you to a fun new word you may not have heard of: Tautology.
oscillatingdogfan
As I had not heard of that word before, I looked it up. How would you apply it in this instance? I want to know how to use this word now.
TimeFoDat
You said the same thing twice in 2 different ways, "Robbing a liquor store" and "doing the crime" literally mean the same thing there.
bendistraw
Seriously, isn't she admitting to a separate crime? Is it fine that she only shot him after an insult?
hardytardigrade
Yes, it is. You can't shoot people for insulting you.
DidItForScience
Yeah depending on the state, she would be in serious trouble. In some states this is perfectly legal and in others, not so much.
pronoun
Oh honey.
Chroven
she shot him after he turned around and was able to grab her gun. getting him back for the insult was just the cherry on top
Threewisemen
*armchair lawyers come out of the woodwork to swing their little dicks around* (it's fucking fake, relax)
c00lh4nd
Is it legal to swing my dick around, is it not classed as an offensive weapon?
imooforyou
I've seen videos of grown ass men being robbed, using nearby women as a human shield, and shooting the robber to death. No charges.
imooforyou
In fact they were viraled as a 'great 2nd amendment moment'. Even with the cowardice of using innocents as a human shield.
BluePineapple64
He robbed her, if she still felt her life was in danger, it’s a clean shoot. However that gets REALLY SKETCHY if he’s walking away.
MacClay
Some places you don't even have to be under threat. If they have what's yours, you can kill them to retrieve it. It rarely happens though.
BluePineapple64
It would be very hard to convince a jury that someone who’s walking away is a threat to your life. However she probably wouldn’t be tried.
ErinFromTheOffice
No jury in America would convict. And no DA would take it to trial.
iAmLordBeer
Not really an answer to the question, yet still the correct response.
asm80dfa8sdfj
"It's only illegal if you get caught."
prufock
Do you not have property rights where you are? You can legally defend your property using "reasonable force."
pgdave
Yes, and in this case it's probably reasonable, but it's not always reasonable to shoot someone who is stealing your things (like in crowds)
PandaBearSoup
Shooting off dicks is reaspnable.
hardytardigrade
That doesn't include shooting someone in the dick while they are walking away because they made you mad.
prufock
Read N.J. Stat. § 2C:3-6, in particular the justification of deadly force. https://definitions.uslegal.com/d/defense-of-property/
prufock
It's a burglary, and he threatened her, so she would probably be found justified, assuming it's her property. If not, self-defense may apply
hardytardigrade
For defending her property, sure, though I personally think those laws are misguided. But not for shooting him because she's mad.
AuthorAD
American trespassing laws, also i see no issue with this
gingertrain
Those kinds of self defense laws change by state.
thetonestarr
Nothing to do with trespassing here. Fact is, he was in the process of robbing her at gunpoint.
ale624
Trespassing a ship? Hm...
SingleStopSauceShop
What
ale624
Shop*
sda7
Fake , https://youtu.be/U6Ps1ZC1-Qw
kerms
It's not "fake", it's called a joke and it's supposed to be obvious.
Roshiro
Aww....
AnalDelRay
I love how that guy didn't even have a chance, she was lightning fast
galspanic
I think both are good stories.
madvin
I prefer the fake one. In the real video, the woman is so chocked by this experience, and i understand her. At least the fake is funny.
the4getful
You must be fun at parties
DrClaww
I can live with that, even if someone's nuts cannot
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Looked to be gut shot. Who knows
JonathandSarah
Someone like that will never be a productive member of society. Fuck 'em.
ruferto
many people have made mistakes and turnt their lives around. if redemption were impossible we'd just kill them at first offence
JonathandSarah
If you had to guess, what % of the people who have fallen this far turn their lives around?
VakurArios
Also, a lot of issues lie with the system not being funded for providing the proper help to people who want to turn it around.
ruferto
there are stats u can look up. non-violent crimes have higher recidivism rates than violent crimes (a murderer is less likely to repeat)
JonathandSarah
This crime in this video is considered a violent crime.
JonathandSarah
And you could argue that just because they don't break the law again, doesn't mean they're a changed person.