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Front page garlic knots
Trying out Garlic knots I saw on the front page a few weeks back. Start with seasoning saute-
tied little knots in strips of pizza dough-
spread saute over knots in cast iron pan and let the dough rise-
Almost done, just need to add cheese topping, and finally-
GROSS, This looks nothing like the original recipe! I'm certainly not going to eat it!
JJamm
Fucking baked a dickbutt. Deserves front page.
VikingOtter
I'm too drunk for dick butt
MahKokoro
God. Fucking. Damnit. +1 for getting me
pussyfarts
Son of a goat fucker! ... Right when you think Dickbutt has exited the building: Bam! +1
whatstheworstthatcanhappen
I logged in for this, you motherfucker.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Bahahaha! Damn you, OP! Totally trolled me!
bippityboppitybuttsex
I like dickbutt. +1 for dickbutt...
MornieAlantie
I hate dickbutt. But still, this is well done. +1!
LVSII
Someone went through and gave an upvote to every comment on here. I see you upvote fairy, you glorious bastard.
TriVillanv12
That dickbutt will haunt me forever.
bigbearhug
Awwww Yusssss
MrProsser42
It has been a long time since I saw a good use of dickbutt. I very much approve of this post.
Mullenkedheim
These past couple weeks, the effort ppl have taken to dickbutt us has skyrocketed, and on the one hand, i'm impressed, but FFFFF
whoviantrekkie
Noob3rts
You mother fucker.
TosPothoven2
Because we can't get to the comment since you're screaming so loudly!
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
I physically had to sit down after this. I gave you an upvote but I'm still not happy about it.
baronridiculous
I mentally sat down. Sort of slouched, anyway. A mental slouch. A mouch. Yeah.
PirateFroglet
I was seated, so I put the tablet down. Thank you for expressing what we all felt.
Beepity
Were you standing before?
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
..... yes.
teamofemus20
i was sitting down, but had to get up and sit back down after this.
2moar
I aint even mad
JusticeMachine
+1 for the dedication.
NotSoMuch
+1 for effort. You actually baked that thing.
purpleraven
Very well done 10/10 did not expect
LVSII
All jokes aside. This was great, OP. You set the table really well, then killed us with dickbutt. I mean, great work, OP. Bravo. 10/10
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
I kneaded this. Well done, OP.
nimporte
Well it was the yeast he could do
roondawg
You could make some real dough as a comedian
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
Off of half thought out puns? Probably not. ;p
NebulaPotato
Whoever down voted this is obviously a half baked idiot.
SethBuzzard
The angrier a dickbutt makes people the funnier I think it is.
ConfusedandSalty
Always.
mephestozieg
I was wanting to try making those. Aside from turning out to be dickbutt, how were they?
noproblllama
they were excellent! I would recommend not putting the pepperoni on until after the dough has risen tho- it burns to the bottom on the pan.
IAmTheHaHa
Could you share the recipe please. I didn't catch that post
noproblllama
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/MbCzezn
IAmTheHaHa
Thank you
NastyHabit
Dat ass dough
Pumpkinbot
*Dat dough ass
mrcsmith89
Lmfao
xfumo
Lol dammit you.
ButBrodyquest
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE POINTS
TheresAlwaysTimeForLubricant
And why were you downvoted?
Satinsball
Because we can't get to the comment since you're screaming so loudly!
MagnusBurnsidesTheFighter
"This looks good, what's this guy talking ab- OH GODDAMMIT"
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
OH GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eetsumkaus
I could tell in the first couple slides that it was gonna turn out ok. Still didn't expect dickbutt though
SeniorWakaFlocka
Son of a bitch.
DeeValo
I want to upvote this, but I want you to keep that number. +1
GreaterDog
We don't even get to eat it!
NucularCrisitunity
As much as i hate dickbutt i have to say...+1 for the effort!
Socrates214
first one I've upvoted.
tyrannoSARAusrex
my thoughts exactly.
hitagicrab27
Fukkin dicknotts.
EmeraldCoastKing
+1 for dicknotts with 1 k.
Nekokaburi
You mean glorious motherfucker, don't you?
devaux86
Gets me every time
T0rqe
http://imgur.com/NkGNoym
worldsbestmexican
PreSent
QueLindo
Subordinate and churlish.
SRTViper2015
Madmulligan
Holy crap. Can I ride him please?
sanityhappens
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EroticRhinocerous
Best dickbutt I've ever seen
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Put it... put it in your dooker-chute.
ssj3icecap
10/10 would eat this dickbutt
DownToFuck666
In my top 5
stutteringbob
The only edible dickbutt I've ever seen. Recipe looked solid. I'll take some dickbutt please
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I saw a post where someone made one with pancake art
bescker
I want your skillet.
noproblllama
HA! I was wondering if anyone would notice my fine cookware. That le creuset cost more than my wedding ring.
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
I hate you a bit for having that cast iron one. I know I don't need another skillet, but fuck I want it.
bescker
I've half joked that if there was a house fire I'd save my le creuset and then my kids.
noproblllama
...and with that, you and I just became best friends. *fist bump*
bescker
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
More to the point, how the hell do you keep the first one so clean?? I never could keep my stainless steel skillets, well, stainless...
WhimsicallyDark
I work at a Le Creuset store and joke to customers about not bringing much of my paycheck home... Only it isn't a joke.
noproblllama
worth it. I bet the food you cook makes people quietly weep.
WhimsicallyDark
I've made grown men cry with just a whiff of my chili
XIXXXVIVIII
You went to some impressive lengths to be an asshole, OP. You're my kinda guy.
Ivaer
She has an impressively lengthy asshole?
XIXXXVIVIII
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
noproblllama
Thanks! Even tho I'm a lady, I'm glad I'm your kind of guy.
ElPoloDiablo
Rule of the internet: there are no women on the internet. You're our kind of guy, OP.
XIXXXVIVIII
If you're a lady then you're especially my kinda guy.
Eventheusernamewhyarealltheusernamestakenistaken
If the internet gets any smoother I swear to god. I can't even right now.
lazyandwhat
Not too bad... Not too bad.
tehbd
The correct usage of your/you're between you two makes me so happy
donkeymoney
"I could never be the right kind of guy for you...I could never be a woman."
Pappadiddy91
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
TheresAlwaysTimeForLubricant
Lmao
gfsdgjnhengirnitjgahre
Forever alone