Step one: Become a horse

Sep 29, 2022 5:12 PM

HotCoffee9520

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3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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I don't understand why she's posing like that in a stable.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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Wants to ride her

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

yeah, he knows.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always liked horses!

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

When you're a thoroughbred they'll let you do anything. I don't even ask, I just start nuzzling them, unzipping 'em.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are a few reasons to want to be a horse... but many more NOT.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Quick, gotta pretend I didn't know this was gonna happen!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 9

can't. stop. watching.

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

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3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

that sasha grey is rather pretty

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

her when she isn’t doing it for the gram

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Someone is gettin’ mounted.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"Oh I'm so embarrassed please don't look" *posts to internet*

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh sure, it's cute when the horse does it, but when I do it I'm 'inappropriate' and 'need to leave the Starbucks immediately'!

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

I wish women would finally stop this "big lips" nonsense pushed by the Kardashians. It looks ridiculous.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Eh, if people want the blowup-doll look, let them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good horse

3 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 10

It is all about milk?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smart horse

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 4

Years later...

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

This is funny...… Quick question. That's not good for a baby to breath in, right?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Looks shopped on

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sure the mask will be just fine.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Good to know

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my horse, my horse is amazing

3 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

No, it's *my* horse! *giant slap*

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Give it a lick; it tastes just like raisins!

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

With a stroke of it's mane it turns into a plane

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

give it a lick

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Crazy how she didn't break eye contact with the camera. Actually, she didn't even blink. Professional social media person

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Step one: be beautiful woman. Step two: put sugar in tits

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step 3: Free internet points

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the substep of being a horsegirl and all the unhinged sub-substeps that follow from that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This horse and I apparently share some similar interests

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

shitting where you like?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yes that too, definitely

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, You are mammals of culture.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

horse girls amirite

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Well, she's annoyed by the horse, so she's a poser

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

If you’ve never been annoyed by a horse then you’ve never owned a horse. They can be obnoxious twats!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real horse girls forget that and find that cute.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? You’re obviously not a real horse person

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YoU jUsT kNoW

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

richard hammond did an epic rant on horse girls/woman, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-flg868deo

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can 100% confirm everything in that rant is accurate.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OatlyFans

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

OnlyFawns

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Horses and fawns have nothing to do with one another though?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess I meant OnlyFoals

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I considered trying to work "foal" in there before I settled on OatlyFans but I couldn't quite make it work...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh deer

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Annchen Augustine for those wondering. That's the name of the woman, not the horse.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

thanks man

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The horse has asked to remain anonymous

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Tripod "Cowboy" flashbacks

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh* I'll ask. Do she?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shedont

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything I needed to know, right here... "Fitness Model, Fashion Blogger, Social Media Influencer and a Digital Content Creator" Nope.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Wonder which of those roles she was in when posing in tight clothes next to a horse...?

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3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

How long have you been holding on to this one?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's AI generated :P

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what a time to be alive

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I've seen porn that starts this way.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Vegan equality

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There must be more.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wut...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Stood there so long you may as well offer the nipple

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Ahh, they've remade Old McDonald's Farm.

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Does anyone know her name? For science?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Some country bumkin

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

poor baby is like, "will you please cooperate, im HUNGRY!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I too wander around the farm in my bikini and with a camera person nearby.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Dad?!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It is about time we gave some back.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

little guy seems to knows what those are for.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who is she?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Animals are men reincarnated lol xD

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Salt lick.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad, not my fault this is happening." -Lady in Red.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

“Why’ve you got two small udders rather than one big one?”

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

fucking weird

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Mrs Hands?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lets hope it ends better for her.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not right. I mean, I need to watch it a couple more times, but I'm just saying

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you think this is weird you should check out Boars and Babes magazine.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kept expecting her to put an end to it, but she just leaned in harder. Almost became illegal there.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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I love him in the White Lotus

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you love him so much, why don't you marry him

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't need a husband, have a wife. But he seems like he'd be a good husband that Zahn. Loved him in Out of Sight.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cows know a good set of udders when they see one.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the cow

3 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

People are fucking weird nowadays, or maybe social media has made it more prevalent. Either way, ban her from keeping pets.

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 17

People have *always* been weird, gross lil garbage monsters. We're just seeing it more often thanks to constant social media access

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Lady gets tickled by a cow… this guy: “kill her dog!”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People are no more weird than they've always been, you can just put it online and get updoots instead of bullied - but you *like* updoots -

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

because you get that stupid dopamine hit when you get them, so you start doing weirder and weirder shit to get more updoots. Hence - this.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Well said, oh here's an updoot!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Idk why it makes me sad and also extremely uncomfortable

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't unmute.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

camera don’t pan over slightly to the right ?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*sigh* welp...

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

She knows what she's doing. Why she's doing it is beyond me

3 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

'Probably tickles.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 words. Tik tok points.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think she does. If the cow actually gets hold of one and starts sucking on it like a cow's udder, she going to be in a world of hurt

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

FFS - she knows what she's doing. She gets paid to post videos on the internet.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lady, it's been ten seconds in which you coulda walked away. At a certain point, it's just beastiality

3 years ago | Likes 545 Dislikes 5

No, it's already beastiality the moment she decided to wear a bikini out in the open with the cows.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 21

Why are people downvoting this? He's correct. She did this on purpose - it's beastiality.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

State of dress near cows is not enough to be bestiality. It is the pressing of her sex organs against the calf that crosses the line.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We drink their milk, cow's just trying to get hers

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure it was beastiality when this video started.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

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It's like the video of the chick at the zoo with an armadillo humping her hand and she legit asks if she should let it finish.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There’s also the video of the photographer that had the endangered bird just dry humping his head and he can’t do shit about it

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You are being shagged by a rare parrot.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

brings new meaning to "pinin' for the fjords"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How it feels waiting so long for a link

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It says a lot about you that 1. You expected me to post the video and 2. You're disappointed I didn't.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wonder how he feels now that it’s been 3 weeks…did he ever satisfy his armadillo humping fetish? The world may never know.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya, welcome to Imgur

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Search reddit for "armadillo was a little too excited".

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