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AimlessSavant
Sexualizarion and objectification of chicks. I will not stand for this bigotry.
jentoju
Some chicks like a threesome
ThrobbinHoodz
Surely meat is part of the sex life. Especially in this situation
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
All kidding aside, my SO came onto me while I was smoking my very first brisket. So yes, technically "meat interrupted my sex life"
TheRealTR8R
Hey, I follow rakkuguy on tumblr
IzM26
I'm just amazed they claim eating meat clogs arteries. Fuck Peta, seriously.
NewHavenNuisance
IBentMyWookie
Oh Staniel
lilithiumx
Sooo... their pet chicken got in bed between them and blocked them? They shoulda got a cat instead.
CasperFreeman
Someone tell Jeremy Dooley
hthhometownhero
I had to scan through the comments to see if this had been posted! ;)
KickingSquealing
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, there's also a pig and a cow version :D
MnightShariaLaw
Any source?
WolfOfShadows
KingOfTheAnarchists
twerkinlikeatwilek
First one then the other, in whatever order pleases you.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Hoojamufasijer
They're just pulling things out of their ass now.
gorillaClutch
just because i like to keep a bucket of kfc on the nightstand for quick bites between thrusts doesn't make me an inattentive lover.
GeneralComments
PETA sponsors 3-cock sex!
AmishGangsta404
Either way, someone is getting de-boned.
GeneralAfrica
StingrayNine
https://gfycat.com/BrutalSavageRekt
J0ND0E297
TalkingSnake
I hope no one googles Pink Flamingo Chicken Scene. Yup, sure hope no one does that.
Imadethisaccounttopost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIyH5MhoMNY ??
MrPippin42
Cock blocked?
BluOwll
https://imgur.com/inizXNL
MnightShariaLaw
Bronzilla
I don't understand how this even makes sense. What the hell are they talking about?
SilentScreamsX
Why would meat interrupt your sex life? Steak and Blowjob Day is wonderful.
TheBlueMuppet
LET. ME. PUT. MY. MEAT ON YOUR GRILL! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME STEAK AND BJ!
TheBlueMuppet
Really wish i captured that radio jingle, maybr ill call up The Buzz and just ask for it.
soturi88
I thought this was an ad for a new Netflix series at first
KickingSquealing
10/10 would watch
AlBundysLoveChild
Fuck PETA...not in a literal sense...
Imadethisaccounttopost
Trying to add that as a tag
rssplowman
I once shared two double cheese Whataburgers after a good set of slip-n-slide. I’d hardly call it an interruption. It was refueling.
nipplepanties
lol
Imadethisaccounttopost
Best friend I highschool thought meat made his dick taste better and would eat cheese burgers before sex...
ChickenSoupVendingMachineRepairMan
Adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "Finger licking good".
VargFallon
Did you know that chickens die after sex?
Sauroctonus
We all do, eventually.
legofham
Well, the one I fucked died
TheosophicBlues
PETA is a joke, even to most vegetarians.
LetsplayJustthetip
Correct.
DerpyGiraffe
Peta released many horses from their stalls at a busy fair in my county. Luckily none of the horses ran. Could have hurt many.
ForgivingCat
As a vegetarian; you're correct.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
Some how they're still raking in an awful lot of money though.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I want to say so they are like the Kardashians of veganism but that's like overly mean to the Kardashians.
CptNesquick
PETA is much worse. They kill most animals in their shelters. They do everything for money, it's just a marketing company at thus point
RepublicofTexa
I think they support Peta, at least one does I remember a campaign with on of them
SpunkyGoon
I'm sure they did it for the money and didnt really care about the campaign
ShutTheFrontDoors
I’m not sure that makes it any better.
Likkalu
joke? more like homegrown terrorist - they stole pets and euthanized them before notifying the owner they were even taken.
SirMuffinCat
After they went after Far Cry 5 for the fishing minigame, (and nothing else,) I've determined they're run by trolls or something.
IDownvoteAllPoliticalPosts
They also went after games workshop because some of their plastic models have fur
braindotexehasfailed
Not to mention they sponsored the in-game turkeys
idkalan
They were trolls since the first pokemon game came out in the US. Hell, not to mention their beef against the Mario games
mandadadada
beef... i see what you did there
krapmyself
You ain't a vegan if you swallow cum.
LetsplayJustthetip
Dumb.
asspickle
I put cum in a dirty martini instead of olive juice
LooseyGooseyBrett
It's ok if they consent to it
AFlyingBrickington
Damn, beat me to it.
OmnibusLatinName
No animals were harmed in the making of this meal... unless they're into that.
previoustopcomment
Vegan is about the ethics of eating meat, they have no issue with breastfeeding or consuming semen from a consenting human.
CyborgScribe
Having looked this up now he appears to be right.
Lycanthian
Found the vegan, fun fact: vegans are biologically incapable of getting jokes.
Twasnotluckbutskill
krapmyself
Nah, they just need an excuse to keep sucking cock.
previoustopcomment
Nope, not a vegan
caramelballoffur
That's exactly what a vegan would say
sputniknoodle
If that is the case, a baby can't be vegan as well, since they have no ethics. NONE WHATSOEVER.
Texshi
This is one sexy chicken as a furfag
SpecialProjectY
Avian, feathery type of furry.
TheBlueMuppet
Ahh, Feathurries. (Idunno.)
Texshi
Scalie here to be more precise
SpecialProjectY
Scelies get off to dragons, lizards and it's kind.
Texshi
Yes i know but i like whatever if the art is awesome
SpecialProjectY
Whatever makes you feel better.
TheSneakyEevee
What was the message supposed to be?
Imadethisaccounttopost
Don't stick your dick in chicken? I don't rightly know honestly...
break7nine
Vegan propaganda.
FlyingButtPliers
Nobody can resist cloaca
KickingSquealing
It's written at the bottom bro.
FrozenFoodGuy
Grrrg
znuff
What is that? Writing for ants?
KickingSquealing
Meat and dairy products clog your arteries and can lead to ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Fruits and vegetables do quite the opposite. Go vegan.
WillJeSuis
What? They can still finger each others assholes. What low effort shit is this.
somepersondoingsomethings
Fruits and vegetables silently scream as you tear their supple flesh apart with your teeth eating them alive. Eat dead animals, it's humane.
ObsidianChef
Which is funny, because soy can do that as well.
SpecialProjectY
Yep, soy contain phytoestrogens, which will fluctuate your hormones. One "research" on "GMO IS BAD FOR U LOLOL" proven it by accident.
FortressCraft
1) Those 2 don't look like they have clogged arteries. 2) Fruits... arouse you? Silly PETA.
easytigger
Apparently pineapple makes semen taste better, so there's that.
FortressCraft
Good point. Maybe they should have put that on there.
KickingSquealing
And meat allegedly makes it taste worse. Right, I think we need a new advert :P