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How to wake drunk people up.
Dec 8, 2016 5:31 AM
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GuacamoleBubbleGuts
He never saw it coming
MarcusUrdnot
Russians !
Rynestrm
MahoganyGuy
Err who just has a piece of plywood as a table next to a really nice one
RebeIScum
I love how if you add a Lil alcohol this all seems normal
KevlarC
RerunAway
Powertools and drinking: THE BEST MIX!
JJDeuce
How many times can we repost this?
Arkanrais
who the fuck doesnt wake up when a power tool is screaching right next to their head? dude must be at least 90% dead
idontmindselfies
Gotta be Russian
tonymontana1184
How can you be that drunk that you don't hear an electric saw next to your ear.Jeeesus
CrazyCatLad
Dude fell asleep in the stands of a college football game next to me. Slept through 2.5 quarters.
tasteslikechaos
I think you mean passed the fuck out.
PhenTsoksar
Anyone ever watch the show Wings? The episode where Lowell (Thomas Hayden Church) takes a chainsaw to the childhoom home of Brian and Joe?
Newgrasser
Mother Russia I'm sure.
maddawgcookie
That's some dedication right there
Sm3xym3xican
lllaaagrr
Wait a minute...
HerbSewell
Something's fucky.
TwoPeasOnePod
thisusernameisuseless
...uh they destroyed their table for a 2 minute laugh.
Echopractic
Doesn't even seem like they are laughing
ProbablyAChicken
Look how unimpressed his friends in the back are
midnightwanker
Let me guess - Russia?
Brutalos1
Gold, Jerry, gold!
OkSureNoProblem
Weird how there is literally zero reaction from the others.
mymiddlenameisfrankenstein
I was thinking that was rather odd...
theSneakyBushzz
Was no one else impressed with the arch he made with that thing?
corditedelite
At least two of us!
CptMeowMix
And now there are four
AGirlHasANameThankYouVeryMuch
My friends are assholes, but not "potentially kill me" assholes.
idiotn00b
Sounds like you need some new friends! :)
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Nope. No overkill here. Just the right amount
Eppiox
The others don't even react O_O!!
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
And the crowd goes mild.
deGoodMan
/r/ANormalDayInRussia
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Thank you for this, I am having hell of a fun.
Pikka
Adidas tracksuit pants = these are Slavs/Russians. That explains a lot.
sdevenhawking
Can easily tell these are Brits
CunningLingu1st
the jig is up
Cpink123
You racist.
Hypercube9
That saw'll folks!
shockerslights
Both of you bed now.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
He's down for the count(er)
Praealtus
we're down with that.
AgainstMethod
Goddamit.
Trumpolicious
I saw what you did there
PacoShard
I knew someone wood say that
DefaultImgurUsername
That pun just doesn't cut it
PacoShard
I thought it was oakay?
DefaultImgurUsername
I Found it quiet the bore. Felt like I was going into a slumber
Esperanzoo
The news is out
doctorbees
They finally found me!
CityYeti
The renegade who had it made retrieved for a bounty
gohan1251
Never more to go astray
IDoughnutKnow
This will be the end today
GeneralBuzzkil
Yeah, but now you need a new table.
Letheb
Not if it's his table
GeneralBuzzkil
If my friends did this to my table, I make them buy me a new table.
Thetwitchy1
And probably get new friends.
AkoSuminoe
It's plywood, not that expensive
GeneralBuzzkil
Its a joke...
TheBananaLizard
Seems like the shoe is on the other foot, GeneralBuzzkil
GeneralBuzzkil
How big is the shoe? I have wide feet, and need pretty good sized shoes.
idplmalx
If they're too drunk to wake up when you're running a fucking saw right next to their head, they probably need medical attention...
saltyw
Me in muito normal sleep wouldn't wake only from that, I only get awake by my alarm music because I've grown to hate it a lot
VenerableInheritance
Not in Russia, unless medical attention translates to alcohol.
LurKaiSen
Nah, we had a drunk guy passed the fuck out when cops and parameds were traipsing through shining flashlights in his face. He was just drunk
FescueTheBarbarian
They probably just need another drink
Jhi85
*jigsaw
loononHHL
Don't worry mom, just having a little fun...
APoetsTouch
What are you, a coward? You've clearly never been blackout before.
ChrisNoire
"Let's cut out the table with a saw to wake him up!"....said the drunk man.
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Or some more sleep, food and water.
ThereIsAJifForThat
That's the first thing I thought. That had to be loud as fuck, plus the wood would have been vibrating ridiculously
sirwolfyy
A jigsaw isn't super loud. I could imagine you could sleep through it if there is loud music in the background. Not much vibration.
metzershmit
I've slept through earthquakes... don't even drink.
OnlyUpvoteButthole
Nah, thin blade and small motor, they aren't loud at all. More like a soft hum
MayThePunsBeWithYou
They're loud as hell: https://youtu.be/UYtAVnxqzkA?t=2m57s 2 minute 57 is a good example
AsinineEncyclopedia
You've clearly never used a Jig saw. Especially an older one like the one in the gif.
OnlyUpvoteButthole
Dude they're like 12 dB max
Nateinthewild
According to http://www.gcaudio.com/resources/howtos/loudness.html, a quiet library is 30dB, which means you don't know fuck.
tommydub91
Medical attention for drinking is hydration and sleep. Trust me I'm an expert
didsomeonesayanal
for drinking too much: Let them sleep, check if they are alive, and dont let them lie on their backs
idplmalx
I commend you, I'm working on my licensure, but I've been having a LOT of trouble with the Clear Alcohol portion of the test...
AgainstMethod
PSA: It is important that stupid college freshmen reading this know that Mr. Dub91, while he likely does drink a lot, is joking.
tommydub91
Only partially. when you drink, drink water before and after
AgainstMethod
And if your friend is passed out, cold,sweaty, and unresponsive when you try to wake them, they may have alcohol poisoning.
idplmalx
Sound. Fucking. Advice.
mountainofpuppies
That and a salt replacement tablet after. Youve fucked your crucial electrolyte balance in your kidneys too.
Sylvetrix
Yes but how does that fix your table?
tommydub91
The table seems to be a sheet of plywood. $20 is worth it
Pikka
...and during.
Sacurason
Yes. When you order your drinks, also get a glass of water.
allegroconspirito
Fucking this! Used to buy drinks on nights out just because I was thirsty, started getting soft drinks in between alcohol - a game changer!