The Designated Bartender

Nov 27, 2017 12:55 AM

ThePhantom777

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Designated bartender

this is when it finally hits and I understand a previous post about an angel shot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

angel shot with a coke back: after close let bartender blow rails off your ass, lose a heel and have to limp the walk of shame at 9am

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not that they should, smehow, if a guy ordered an Angel Shot, I would expect the bar would be less receptive than they would for a lady.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boy: " Can I get an angel shot? ", Girl: "I'll have what he's having :)"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how about you just ask your bartender to help you out, no need for stupid code language

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

I assume this is for when you can't do that, e.g. date won't let you go too far away, and could get violent if they heard you being direct.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I need help" is a oddly big hurdle for many. It should not be like that, but it is still a issue.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear, ordered a Cosby on the rocks

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I feel like this is a trick by the bartender to kidnap drunk girls.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

It's called asking for Angela here

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, since you're in the ladies room when you read this, you can use your cell to call a taxi or police.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Sure... but the point is that you read it there, and make a note of it in case you need it later (when you're not as easily able to call).

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You...can still go to the bathroom later. Presumably.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's pretty damn cool!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you both order and Angel Shot with Lime.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is a great idea. May never need it, but just in case.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a bartender I'll probably just have the bouncer walk you out.

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

Who said chivalery was dead

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

TBH that's probably the best idea. Bouncers job is kinda to deal with that shit right? probably safer with the bouncer doing it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Could be a small town bar. Where I moved to recently, there are bars but not one of them has any security (outside of the loyal patrons).

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Loyal patrons are the bouncers that you want.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish this was around when I was dealing with My Crazy ex. Guys can be abused too.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

"the bartender will call the police" come on man I'm just ugly

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Save it for your arraignment.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Favourite pub in Newtown does this, really awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Angel Shot With Lime - New Swatting.

8 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 10

I can imagine a lot of pissed off dates ordering with lime.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

only with a eye witness and possible id -_-

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Swatting is where you prank call the police and create a fake situation that requires a SWAT response to a victims house

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

And has resulted in at least 1 streamer that I know if being killed.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

"Prank". Perhaps malicious, or fraudulantly would be better choices. ..

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

This has been reposted so many times, that anyone who orders an angel shot is getting immediately shanked by their date.

8 years ago | Likes 738 Dislikes 11

Hopefully no one orders it with lime over something petty. That's a bit extreme.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think they’d suggest to do this at the bar or say it discreetly to a worker?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That escalated from being creepy to murderous real fuckin quick.

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that's how those things can end up

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know a bar with the same concept but they change the name every week or so

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

If you order the old one, they just loudly ask you if you meant the new one because your date is creepy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do customers keep track of the names? I can barely remember in the time between looking at the menu and walking to the bar

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

"It's an older shot, sir, but it checks out."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's in the bathroom probably...

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

If only this was in every restaurant.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

This in a men’s bathroom, women’s bathroom, or both?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Damn that's awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This shit again? Imgur really needs some repost tech.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Does this work for guys too?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

The sign uses "they", not "he" or "she", so I'd guess so.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

It doesn't work for anyone

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

It's a free meme

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No. They're all rapists

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 39

Good one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

patriarchy!!!! Rape culture!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

People seem to get my sarcasm

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Stop assuming my level of comprehension!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want to use a guy for a free meal and drinks, then never see him again? Order an angel shot and pretend he's a creep!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 17

this! girls already use dates as a way to get fed. this just makes it easier to get away from them at the end of the meal, no confrontation.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Exactly! Don't get me wrong, I like the idea and it serves a great purpose! But it's just so easy to take advantage of.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m guessing this is in the women’s bathroom? Otherwise everyone’s in on it. I mean it is all over the internet too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You do know that women can be creeps like men, yes?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Not really my point. More so, what’s the point of having a secret way out that everyone is in on.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Unless the creepy person follows you to the counter where the bartender is, you can safely order these.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

But it’s coded to disguise it in the presence of the creeper. You can just ask for help normally if the persons not in earshot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about for guys? Do we order a devil or do we just order the angel and hope to god they understand that we know what we’re asking for

8 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 18

If it's for men, then it's got to be posted also in the men's restroom. Which eliminates the advantage in having a "secret" phrase.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No where does it actually state gender. Even bartender is ambiguous...

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 12

These are usually only in women's restrooms. If they had signs all over the place, it would defeat the purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I mean it's not hard to have a different code drink for guys in similar situations

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do remember this being in the women’s restroom one time this was posted but I could be wrong

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I don't see anything on here that says this is only for women.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8

IIRC these are posted almost exclusively in women's bathrooms so there is a strong notion this is a women exclusive service.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

It works for both sides. There are some scary people out there

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Had a chick who pulled a knife on my friend when he wouldn't sleep with her.

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 5

Woah. That's pretty scary

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Oh, I thought u just wanted to cuddle. We can ermm... definitely have sex..." -his friend probably

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Did he sleep with her?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Admittently I laughed, but that sadly shows how messed up it is that we think male rape is comedic, imagine the sexes switched here

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You just walk out like a normal person

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 46

Just like for girls that’s not always an option, women can be rapists and women can be abusers

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 9

It's an option for both, just like it has been for many decades until this nonsense was dreamt up

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 37

are you saying nobody can be dangerous?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

No. What if the date was your ride? What if they know where you live? Was on a 1st date with a git who spent the whole time talking (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't go on dates in the middle of nowhere then, I guess

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

about how much sex we were gonna have. NOTHING ELSE. Inconsiderate and a total fuckhead. What if he'd picked me up initially? What if (2/?)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

he was a classmate? What if SO MANY OTHER SITUATIONS? People-not just women-should know it is okay to ask others for help and not be alone.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For those from any previous, less pathetic generation, feel free to simply walk out of the establishment

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 18

Which generations? Because I mean if you go back more than 1 or 2 generations then you're back where plenty of people 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

just don't have rights. Oh, are you talking about the generation that thinks that you just shouldn't talk about sexual assault or any 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

of that kinda stuff? 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

You're digging into this way too much. He's part of retard generation.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

wouldn't the creeper guy read the sign as well?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I believe this was posted in a women's restroom.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

and 57,046 times on Imgur... so it's a bit counter-productive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well now it's posted here, so creepers of all genders can read it an prepare!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's also just one bar that does this. Well, THIS specific code, at least.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is weird, since both men and women can be creepers

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

To be fair if they’re just a little creepy usually the fear is that a guy will generally be stronger if anything happens, still not great

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but at the same time male creepers tend to get rape-y/murder-y at much higher rates statistically.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

As far as we know. A lot of women get away with it because nobody cares about the men.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not really? I mean, we're getting better at reporting it, but majority of romantic partner violence/rape is still men on women.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

In terms of what is reported, it seems that way. Many men will never report the horrible things that happen because of society's view. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 You can be assaulted as a man and still be the one put in handcuffs "for your own protection"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0