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Stupid is as stupid does?1
me irl
me irl
Get it off, get it off!
me irl
Salute to the T-Rex guy!
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfMoxb3qE10
Fixing bugs
me irl
Reddit Inc. management today
ICanSeeForever
The trampoline one made my stomach turn...
Gafflesmaxx
I like this...another!
b0nk3r5
T-Rex guy
pyr666
the RC one seems excessive. could just knocked it over.
Popyseed11
I always fucking cheer for that old man bashing the rc car
annuhhbee
I would be so happy if as a parent i got a video of my kid shoveling dirt onto his own face. that will never not be funny.
tomyironmane
Yeah, I kinda thought "awww, poor guy, heeheehee... well, at least he ain't tryin to hit anyone with the shovel."
AnythingQuiet
Why is it so satisfying watching that one dude robbing the store get hit by a metal folding chair?
batmonter
Somewhere inside my soul is a teenage boy chanting, "E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!"
chucknasty
The girl that fell on the pool platform actually pulled off a pretty impressive save
Bonsaipanda
If you can't catch it, whack it with your shoe!
BlasserDuennerJunge
lol #29 is a german comedian, Martina Hill :D
Kommadore
Shows up regularly in these fail compilations. Like OP never checks sources.
scutmonkey
haha came to check comments to see if anyone else pointed it out
DoctorTheta
I like how in the cat one, there is another cat in the background, just watching.
kpura33
Gonna need Chris Pratt to contain that LSU fan.
DaddyWolf
Ah. Schadenfreude! My old friend.
SenorMacaroni
Is... Is the hamster ok?!?
SmittyTheTruckDriver
http://i.imgur.com/HKp75sk
TheMightiestRiver
Why is that man hitting a hose with a shoe?
WouldYouFuckMeIdFuckMe
Stupid is as stupid does
KittenSprinkles89
I think it's a woman, still stupid regardless lol
LifeDoctor
Based on the slow reactions, I'd say he is drunk.
reediculous84
Because you touch yourself at night
NinjaGrizzlyBear
There's a plane in the background...It looks likes he's trying to smash the opening of an out of control fuel line...maybe...
RandomAbscessMemories
You took a much more charitable view of that than I did. I just figured he was trying to kill the strange flailing thing.
Elrabin
Their suffering pleased me
lisp
Um, that guy running away from the police could easily have been turned into a vegetable or killed.
Elrabin
Here's an insane idea, don't A) commit crimes and B) Don't run from the police. You're just going to get hurt/killed. I have no sympathy.
woogigooie
His hand is gone.
nodthenbow
No his hand is fine, but his chest was really cut up after this.
nichijoudan
You sure it's not just hidden from the camera by the bottom step? It looks like he still had a hand a few frames before he stops moving.
lesbianyellowsourfruit
dude. wow. there is definitely some tissue flying. who wants to slow-mo this for us?
nodthenbow
No his hand is fine, but his chest was really cut up after this.
hardytardigrade
Wow... I did not see that
ZombieDK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! ...... D:
remnant55
Don't feel bad, he was slashing the tire because the driver wouldn't pay extortion money.
ZombieDK
still.....goddamn.
KILLTHEMWITHKINDNESS
I never noticed that before...........
CimmieDarque
Did some digging and found a longer video. He doesn't lose his hand, but the knife shoots back and slices up his arm. 1/2
CimmieDarque
Some people on the vid I found said that he went to the hospital, but died of blood loss. Cannot find anything to confirm though. 2/2
tomyironmane
Not as bad as the dumbass who used a live .50BMG round as a hammer. They posted THAT pic in our chowhall when I was in the Marines.
lysani
Was that the one who tried using it to hammer in a pin on a weapon mount and it ended up turning his hand into ground beef?
tomyironmane
I would say more pulled pork than ground beef.
tomyironmane
and like I told Coffey, google search "Dumbass uses live .50BMG round as a hammer" and the warning poster pops right up.
CoffeeyCore
I'm morbidly curious.
tomyironmane
REALLY NSFW: http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/m2-50-caliber-machine-gun-rock-hand-explosion-memo.jpg
tomyironmane
Look up that phrase. "Dumbass uses .50BMG round as a hammer" with safe search off. the warning poster is the first thing that comes up.
SmittyTheTruckDriver
http://i.imgur.com/ksCfwzZ
tomyironmane
Yuuuup, that's the one. Right next to the chow line.
CoffeeyCore
Jesuuuss Chriisstt.
Kathumandu
NSFW or Life. Holy shit.
testtubebabywithgunsforhands
Light my crotch on fire? This can only go well
terithian
I always love that one for when his buddies stomp the fire out.
tomyironmane
May have saved his life, if not his nuts.
testtubebabywithgunsforhands
True bros
sadsamm
Why would you hold a gun like that?
tomyironmane
Because Darwin Works. A few more strokes to the face from the Ugly Stick there and he won't breed.
luminosity6
The girl with the oil and car is fake. She has a lot of funny skits like that.
Cassiraa
It's a comedian, and a damn funny one at that. I don't know if you can call it "Fake" though. That implies that they were trying to be real.
notme222
Martina Hill
Arqueiro1
Its that german commedy girl everyone loves on here
DaveLikesImgur
She's hilarious and always uses the same guy(presumably husband) in her skits. Lucky lucky guy.
hipsterhank
How else do you refill the 710 fluid in your car?
drdavessardogs
+1 for the reference!
drdavessardogs
http://imgur.com/zDs7Jty
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drdavessardogs
BTW, she is looking for her panties - they are under the chair!
Zahnradfee
I love this dress. It looks great.
GiantFlyingDishwasher
It would also look great on the floor near my bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Right?! That one is always in these lists of stupid people.
zackofspades
Probably because she's attractive.
stilldrunkenest
The source on the RC car destruction makes it so much better, the kids are such utter douches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TnZdiyxXEg
EverybodyBeCoolThisIsaRobbery
http://imgur.com/q5JJMEk
TheRealDurdan
Hottest singing voice
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Saddest life, too.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
My mom told me they put her on such a strict diet. In a parade they were handing out candy canes and did not allow her to have any.
underratedbutterfly
Honestly the smashing of the cell phone was warranted
Troggie
That one pissed me off the most. As a 20 something, when I hear my peers talk about doing them, I berate them until 1/?
Troggie
they look like they're about to cry. Fucking moron was texting while driving & hit my grandmother. 0 sympathy. http://www.itcanwait.com/all
SpoonOfDoom
Definitely. How do people even remotely get the idea that texting while driving is okay?
Troggie
http://www.itcanwait.com/all
margaretolson
I was on my way home tonight w/BF, there was traffic. we watched a girl STARING down at her phone while the car ahead of her was moving 1/
margaretolson
2/ and it took her a good 5-10 seconds to look up and start moving. This went on for a good 10 mins of driving. Fucking outrageous.
TheLadyMcArthurs
Happened in front of me last week. I honked every time the car in front of her moved and she didn't. Not having it on my way home at 6pm.
margaretolson
It's just insane/infuriating to me. Idiots like that put everyone's lives at risk and for what? a fucking text message?!
BananaAddedForScale
That biker accident where he flies up in the air, not cool. Literally broke all of his limbs and later on committed suicide.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Well, it still wasn't very smart of him.
dothash
I'll remove it from the gallery if I get source on this one.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1aIgbQGdck http://www.roto">IgbQGdck">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1aIgbQGdck http://www.rotorburn.com/forums/showthread.php?36121-Colin-Winkleman-dies
dothash
Thanks. Should be removed from the album now.
BananaAddedForScale
Reddit (couldn't find original, but saw a documentary on the man a few years back): https://m.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/2ko9sl/
BananaAddedForScale
Max letters, uncalculated. Yeeaahh (app lagged)
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
http://www.rotorburn.com/forums/showthread.php?36121-Colin-Winkleman-dies
Reno277
Source?
FentonCrackshell
I was just about to ask about that one...
BDawk20
Wasn't like OP made him do it. Darwinism at its finest. If some dumbass does something stupid on PURPOSE and gets hurt, I'm gonna laugh
BananaAddedForScale
Well, twas a miscalculation and his friend later made the stunt properly to honor him. I don't think he meant to break both of his legs :/
BananaAddedForScale
So yeah, maybe you are gonna laugh, but other people might actually care and honor other people and don't want to see things like that..
BananaAddedForScale
Do as you wish, mr Darwin
DazedenConfused
From what I heard he committed suicide, but it wasn't from this stunt
BananaAddedForScale
And yeah, it was because both of his ankles broke and he didn't fully recover from it, so he got depressed and later on committed suicide.
BananaAddedForScale
Read the last line again, please.
DazedenConfused
Again it was completely unrelated to this stunt... Is it uncool to like Robin Williams movies because he committed suicide?
BananaAddedForScale
Emm well if you saw the documentary, then yes they explained that there actually was a correlation between his injuries and his suicide.
BananaAddedForScale
Of course we can debate on whether if his injuries had nothing to with the stunt being funny or not funny, 1/2
DazedenConfused
His name is Colin Winklemann if you can point out one news source or documentary that has proof I'll give you oral for the rest of your life
ToolAddict
Quickest way to take off your shirt = slash a tire
onepinksheep
Only if you also want a broken arm, too.
davesrandomstuff
There are other ways. One of which, learned by someone who visited "Dick's Last Resort" -
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
In the original gif you can see he is MASSIVELY bleeding from that explosion
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
In the original gif you can see he is MASSIVELY bleeding from that explosion
GarnetRed
not to mention your arm below the elbow
rexman03
He died of internal bleeding
MyNameIsConrad
Quickest way to launch a knife through your abdomen sideways = slash a *truck* tire.
GreaterDog
Dude's lucky he didn't stab himself in the recoil... Unless he did stab himself.
CatsVanBags
doesn't much matter if he did. that shockwave likely destroyed most of his organs. ded
SuperMareBear
I feel like we watched that guy die
misaelperzar
Yes you did
koshatul
He gets up after, but there's either a lot of surgery or a death by blood loss/shock afterwards.
misaelperzar
IIRC, death due to blood loss
derpfacemcgee
Here's the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhbUSFSmQI
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
pretty sure it was said he was hitting it with a blunt object to test the tire as most truck drivers do
koshatul
Here's the source if you're interested: https://youtu.be/enRKvjKr7l0
AHornyRhino
And die.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
In the original gif you can see he is MASSIVELY bleeding from that explosion
FindusSomKatten
he didnt slash it he checked the preasure.
Merrysteam4
#Lifehacks
Matattackasaur
oh is that what it was?! i thought it kinda just exploded when he was checking it for air or something.
SpaceHamstersarereal
Don't forget the other 2
ChicksDigTrucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRKvjKr7l0
DavidBrooker
That's why they inflate industrial tires in cages: http://blogsdir.cms.rrcdn.com/91/files/2012/12/KT_EarthmvrTireCage_WhtBkgd-hi.jpg
AetherMcLoud
This is the end result of kicking a truck tire (NSFL seriously): https://gfycat.com/DisfiguredImpoliteCleanerwrasse
TheLastImgurianOnEarth
Not as bad as i thought but still impresive
AwakeAt3am
HOLY SHIT! That is intense!
Danimalx23
HOLY FUCKING JESUS! Take my upvote and leave me alone to cry!
doublejesus
AHHHH why did i click this?!
justthecooldude2099
what the hell, did he really kick a tire, thats a fillet'd leg bro
cfb362
I've seen that gif in /r/ems, but how do you know it's from the result of that.
MichaelJordanAsHimselfInSpaceJam
I'm so fucking jaded by the internet I'm just like "hmm interesting". If I saw this in real life though I'd be losing my breakfast.
TravianTrav
Holy crap. Was that skin and muscle just hanging off? At least it looks survivable...
Obi0juan0kenobi
Dear god
Obi0juan0kenobi
*Flying spaghetti monster
pencilholder
The urge to click is so big, but I think I'm gonna pass that one
TheGreatSnafu
Good call
f4m0us4m0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbg1nEXQ1fI&feature=youtu.be&t=37s
justthecooldude2099
what the hell, did he really kick a tire, thats a fillet'd leg bro
aFadingMemory
I threw up in my mouth a little
PyroAvok
Actually he got run over.
NinjaPoopy
Oh my fuck that's gnarly.
aFadingMemory
I threw up in my mouth a little
jnnfrhll
The pressure in those tires is no joke. Mechanics die from not properly handling those things.
ImInTheMiddleOfSomeCalibrations
I had to watch that several times!
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Quickest way to take off your shirt AND YOUR ARM SKIN!
itsahollyday2
Gah!
Sharpastic
Didn't he also lose an eye?
annoyingpest
And his girlfriend?
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
And his sneakers bar?
MentalErection
I think he lost part of his arm there too. Military tires can be insane.
mirria
Just regular truck tires - 105psi. Had a blowout on the highway once. Fucking explosion.
krauraurgg
That's about 725 kPa, for anyone metrically curious. Just over 7 atmospheres worth of pressure.
Barkinsons
Cool, just like my bicycle. It only makes a medium *pop* though
molestmymonkey
What? Bicycles should only have 40psi, not 105. I put roughly 36psi or around 250-260 kPa in my car tires.
MasterLagger
He died from blood loss
DerKeksinator
Trucktires, for the metric ones, up to 12 Kg/cm or bar
Roryajax
Good.
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Roryajax
You got the sauce? Looks like a knife. And it looks like he really tries to stab the tyre.
scabab
is a military tyre higher pressure?
MentalErection
So to be honest, I dont know, thats just what I picked up. And as an average Internet user, I was too lazy to research for myself haha
MentalErection
Last time i saw that gif, the comments were talking about puncturing those big military transport truck tires makes them basically explode.
scabab
oh i guess just because how big they are... liveleak always has vids of those massive tyres blowing up. crazy.
minipancho94
just a broken hand. its a .webm. view controls and you can go frame by frame. thats just the visible damage though. pressure waves are nasty
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minipancho94
poor wording on my part. mainly meant it as the hand it still attached. someone else said the guy lost an eye to, but no source.
koshatul
He's probably dislocated his shoulder as well, in the full video he can't support his weight on the arm when he tries to get up.
mecsicanou
#30 was pro BMX rider Colin Winkelmann. The injuries were so bad that he was not able to ride again, and ended committing suicide.
CimmieDarque
:( that's so sad. Thanks for letting people know.
TallDude
Poor guy. That is terrible.
mecsicanou
http://www.23mag.com/gens/winklema.htm
Fuckweasel
"08/2005 - Colin left the world on his own terms at his home in Greenville, NC." :'(
lisp
Yeah I was gonna say, please don't watch this one
stuffinator
No, watch it and learn from his mistakes. It's sad, but it may make people think twice before doing something risky.
trapazoid
pretty sure that was actually this gif
mecsicanou
yes, it seems OP removed it from the post
trapazoid
Ah i was wondering why it was the guy with the gun haha
Unbentsuperpyro
That guy who tried to do the pistol aim with that rifle was strangely satisfying when he got hit.
dairyvet
I can't imagine how bad that hurt. I've been smacked with the scope on a .30-06 and it hurts like a bitch. Imagine the whole stock.
tomyironmane
Gunney Ermey got scope bite from a Barrett Light Fifty on camera at one point. Will a .30-06 draw blood?
dairyvet
If the scope isn't a newer one with rubber around the optic,it sure will.
tomyironmane
That's... not a new feature. The SVD uses something like that, it's a light excluder, not a face protector. Eye relief protects your face.
tomyironmane
(3) Fortunately, the M16 doesn't have shit for recoil, so it was annoying more than anything.
dairyvet
Well I mean newer meaning like the 80's. I had a Bausch and Lomb scope from the 60's on my .30-06 when I bought it used. No rubber ring.
tomyironmane
(2) It was one of the reasons I hated the ACOG they put on my issued rifle, the eye relief on those is SHORT, and it kept tapping my face.
tomyironmane
Still trying to figure out what exactly he was shooting to figure out what level of fuckin stupid we're dealing with.
Unbentsuperpyro
'You see Ivan, You hold Rifle like pistol and you will never feel recoil, for fear of hitting face.'
GetYourPantsOffNow
Relevant: http://imgur.com/uYjv2xM
Faith14567
Replying to show SO when he wakes up.
greggety
your username is beautifully relevant to the gif
GetYourPantsOffNow
Finally someone has noticed it!
EscapedLewdist
bluelineprincess
This is way more disturbing to me than it should be... I'm sure it's someones "trigger" on Tumblr somewhere..
summitshow
Dont mess with the rapeing bull.
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
I'm gonna be honest, I feel bad for the guy.
pmMEurSOBstories
That bull had very specific intentions and carried them out completely!
bickdutt96
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nate242
Worst game of bulldog I've seen
HerrBisch
I love watching people getting pwned for tormenting an innocent creature.
arcbladist457
He was LOOKING for them! Probing around for that sweet spot with his horns!
FenyxKnight
PANTSED!
HungryPumpkn
Yes, just zoom in on that booty...
StarviinMarviin
never gonna live that down
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Holy shit - the username, the relevance.... amazing.
LoTRFanatic42
Fuckers who do this to bulls deserve whatever the bull does to them. Like the guy in #1
aShogunNamedMarcus
My favorite in the genre
ThereIsNothingMoreIHateThanAnything
Well, at least he got some mad ups #SilverLinings
POOTERS
I am a RAGDOLL.
override367
Batman did not double tap A in time
enjeruluca
Did he lose a ball or something, jesus christ
GetYourPantsOffNow
Maybe two.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
LOL totally reminded of Family Guy here.
Taliias
The bull took his underwear as a souvenir
afewgoodjewfros
They call me a breeding steer. Wanna' know why?
Flyndaran
Steers are castrated males. Just FYI.
Flyndaran
Steers are castrated males. Just FYI.
Flyndaran
Steers are castrated males. Just FYI.
Flyndaran
Steers are castrated males. Just FYI.
Paulnosaurous
As a golfer, that golf one always pleases me immensely!
vjitsu
As a golfer, not worth snapping my Ping putter
Paulnosaurous
didn't say I would do it with my own putter but its good to get some satisfaction from it already being done and recorded! ha
doctorwhoisthecatsmeow
I always feel bad for that hamster
SvenPek
Turtle*
SpicedNipples
He ded
ialreadyfappedtothat
Most horrible most glorious way to die? Still not sure.
imacarp
I cri evertim
tirusr
He ded now. RIP. A moment of silence for the flying hamster.
Executor32
I would upvote you, but then I'd throw off your leet groove.
TheRealFireFrenzy
MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!!! GO FOR THE EYES BOO GO FOR THE EYES!!!
PapaWysh
The hamster is the only one that doesn't deserve it. Everyone else... Good...
onecowboytoo
I feel bad for the swing set.
MikeyTheHero
that's exactly what I was gonna say ;_;
birdspy
that guy from stay classy should give him a hand job
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
KSP pre-alpha
peanutbutterpopcorn
I was just thinking the same thing
DomDelouise
It ded
DontLetFearAndCommonSenseHoldYouBack
But it always makes me feel better about myself
impostersquall
but i still laugh
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
He's a guinea pig, and per the title, apparently a stupid guinea pig doing something stupid. He should have known better.
TormentedPenguin
guinea pig... noisy little shits.. but I feel the same!
TormentedPenguin
guinea pig... noisy little shits.. but I feel the same!
TastyTastyScience
Gerbil Space Program
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
*turtle
spacerocks
no its beky
Iamdarkwingduck
Yes! I was hoping I'd find a turtle reference!
aCartographer
Mexican space program
MrTwoSteps
KSP?
blainetog
"Si."
summitshow
MASA! http://imgur.com/TMallJI
MisterPants
Gerbil Space Program
TalonDudeguy
@ListenHereYouLittleShit
terbril
El heroico Hámster Neri Vela.
spidercop
he's up there with Wylzyax
aCartographer
And Tom Cruise
notirrelevant
Emphasis on "always" because that gif is here all. The. Time.
super3dcow
I've been browsing for a year and this is the first I've ever seen it.
notirrelevant
Then you're not doing it right. It's usually bundled into galleries like this time
idrinkcheapbeer
Yeah, sadly there wasn't at least one new one in here for me.
oceanskysforever
My brother would wait until my hamster got in my hamster wheel and then he would spin it really fast. I would scream at him to stop.
oceanskysforever
He never listened and my hamster began to hate people, and so did I. My brother and I still have a shitty relationship. Bc he's an asshole.
BrandonVasser
I have a twin brother and we are total opposites too. Nothing you can do to change siblings. They don't learn from other siblings.
1metalnation
I really want to know what happened after the gif
asmallcat
Obligatory "he ded"
override367
50/50 chance it's dead, with some chance being it died slowly form internal injuries. Source: raised hamsters for pet stores
ItsGodzirra
When I was a kid taking a hamster home, I dropped his little cardboard carrying case thingy. He was fine.
Valiantlight
but that little guy made it like ten feet up, did you drop yours from a 2nd floor window?
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Hopefully no one ever bought that child another pet.
RobertBaker
Because she did that maliciously right?
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Because clearly she isn't responsible enough to have one, regardless of if she knew the consequences of what she was doing.
RobertBaker
Better keep those kids away from shovels and chairs for the rest of their childhoods, since they'll never learn.
someonesomewhereunderstands
there's a widescreen version, someone next to her caught it.
Tinebra
The fake version to make murican kids not cry
CatPandas
Whatever, I'll still take it.
1metalnation
Dude, you're my hero, thank you
olivesandpine
Here to bring back those tears; he still didn't make it. Sad day. :(
1metalnation
I honestly don't mind that it's dead, I just wanted to know what happened after the gif