trustmeimanengineernow
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Lanes 2 and 4 please
FP edit: welp i thought cats were gonna be my ticket! since I made it here, I still love you.
Jun 6, 2016 9:06 PM
trustmeimanengineernow
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FP edit: welp i thought cats were gonna be my ticket! since I made it here, I still love you.
DynamikIP
And the speed limit applies to all of them... Not just the right lanes.
TacoPrime
I will stay in the far left lane and drive the speed limit because my exit is on the left in 5 miles.
AStainlessSteelRat
Why do you gotta complicate something as simple as "slower traffic keep right" with infographics? No one will listen anyway.
hedcase
Don't forget this one http://imgur.com/wDJUKjT
valloville
What about when you signal to change lanes and every douche bag speeds up as if you were about to cut in 2nd grade lunch line? Huh?....well?
Leespionnage
Why are you driving on the wrong side of the road, bruv?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
You forgot the mark the far, far, right lane for car accidents.
MrCorioliss
I will use whatever lane damn well pleases me. And will not move from it to appease your want to create a danger of yourself on the road
itsjustabeaver
no no no left lane is "I drive faster than you" lane
JarradJack
When you drive on the left side of the road and you're just staring at this with pure confusion...
DingleberryJam
Everyone is a passing lane to me, because everyone drives too fucking slow.
retrohellix
That's fine as long as you move out of the passing lane when someone is trying to go faster than you on that lane.
themaskedhobo
Not in California they should be from left to right HOV parking space, parking space, parking space, parking space.
oBlanko
And the white dotted lines are for motorcycles.
ChancesAreIHateYou
As someone who lives in an area with a lot of traffic... was this picture taken at 3 am?
ICollectReactionGifs
here in the sticks our interstates only have two lanes. we get confused by your large roads.
twocatsonebox
The passing lane is often confused with the "go as fast as you want" lane
unsoliciteddakpics
In Ohio everything is under construction all the time so we only have like 2 lanes open at a time
itjusthappens
All I see is fast lane, asshole passing fast lane, asshole trying to get into asshole lane, asshole trying to get into fast lane.
itjusthappens
And asshole merging from on ramp to fast lane.
MrNohbdy
The law in my state says you drive in the right-most lane unless you are passing, so technically, the 3 inner lanes are passing lanes only.
razetherunner
do you have 3-5 lane freeways? that law is typically in states dominated by 2-lane highways.
MrNohbdy
Yes we do.
razetherunner
huh... fancy. californians will die on your roads. or get massive fines and never understand why.
iwantacorgi
They don't believe that in socal
SteveLutz
Yes, the far left lane is PASSING LANE ONLY! People, please quit driving in this lane like you own the road. Move over!
Kirbysdad
What if I am the fastest one out there. Gotta have goals
SonicMonkeys
In California, the far left lane is the carpool/electric car/motorcycle lane. You can't even use it for passing.
NetworkDude
laboon
yup. dudes want me to be going 47 mph over the speed limit fuck that. still going faster than the dude to my right get out of my butthole.
ooohhhmmmshutthefuckup
Ppl need to (but wont) realize going slow in the far left is more dangerous than anything b/c it forces speeding/passing cars to the right
Amb1verse
Maybe the cars should he speeding/passing
Amb1verse
Shouldn't be*
abnrml
My mom used to do that. The speed limit would be 45 on a 3 lane road and go under 40 in the left lane. I finally got through to her though.
justwatching
I generally okay with this, except that if you STAY in the passing lane, you'd better be going over the speed limit. I hate "moderators".
cr4sh0verride
You should ideally never STAY in the passing lane. More room for exception on highways, no excuse on the interstate.
TheManFromIdaho
I stay in the passing lanes in Eastern CO when no one else is around, the highways are fucking awful here and it's not as rough.
d0o0o0d
Yeah, the big trucks tear up the two lanes on the right. Left lane = smoother ride.
ACatnippedKitty
Is it just a California thing where I'm in the #3 lane and there's nobody to my left, people still INSIST on passing on the right?
boogidy
Driving through Phoenix is basically an every-man-for-himself situation. Especially when the snowbirds come. Dear god, the snowbirds.
Rybus
Nah, happens in Maryland too. People are just stupid and or bad drivers.
abnormalmonologues
If someone can pass you on your right that means you shouldn't be to the left. Keep right, way right, like Rick Santorum right
PainDominates
i used to drive a lot in CA and more often than not i could drive faster in the right lanes because people insist on driving slow in the 1/?
PainDominates
22? left lanes and then you would just have big gaps on the right lanes you could actually drive through. ihate city driving lol
BUBBA7
Police often run LIDAR and radar from the median or the side so it makes sense to speed where you are most obstructed by traffic
TheRicM
I notice that driving in CA but I've never driven too much in other states so I can't say whether it's just a CA thing. But I do notice it
HettWhen
And in NZ this is how you get kilt.
d0o0o0d
Thought kilts were a Scottish thing.
TimberWolf141
There's a giant zigzag through all four lanes I like to call the impatient douchebag accident waiting to happen lane.
SassMan
We have several of those in the inner city as well. They like to overtake when two lanes are merging. Cunts.
trustmeimanengineernow
Threading the needle. Also relevant.
ruferto
when i do did alot of long distance driving this was a useful and relevant skill.
TopMuffin
this deserves more points
TheOtherLucille
Unrelated question: ever been to Connecticut?
TimberWolf141
Unrelated Answer: no but I've driven from Michigan to Nevada and have seen it in every state between.
HankMardukiss
Road head lane ehh??? Id prob just pull over
Lennylittlewing
How is this comment so low? It's not actually called the road head lane? Is it?
HankMardukiss
Haha thanks for the support! And I have no idea, I feel like "Road Ahead" would make sense, but road head lane...cmonnnnnn
koninkaulus
As a non native english speaker and someone who has never driven in USA, may I ask what "road head line" means?
saganworshipper
It's the same as a travel lane except large trucks [semis/lorries] should stay in this lane.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Your exit off the road is coming up soon so you stay near the side to get off.
throughthoughtthough
Sex
AmandaBrady112608
Oral*
hasdrubal
"Road head" is getting a blowjob while you're driving. That's the lane where the slowest people should be driving, hence the joke.
koninkaulus
Thank you kind sir!
radieon
Thank you for clarification. I was mistakenly in the passing out lane while engaged
jack2039
Everyone in the left line needs to feel very important. There is no way he or she will move to the right. Look at the Europe and learn
Valkyr1987
Seeing this question made me giggle
koninkaulus
Always happy to give a little giggle!
SierraKomodo
As someone who was born and raised in the USA.. I've never heard this term
Daffodildoe
It's the slow lane
Gustie13
I don't believe you
NetworkDude
It's gettin a BJ from your lady while you drive.
wesski84
It's anyone receiving oral sex while they drive.
GodzillasBFF
If you're driving with the right people.
ColoradoStateRams
Literally yesterday
pikapoof
Never heard of road head!? What part of the states..just curious is all. Perhaps its called something different there?!
Alexxdactyle
Kansas here, never heard of it either..
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Not in NJ either
SierraKomodo
Washington state. It's honestly not a term I've come across before here, although I've had it explained now xD
Imghurrr
I'm from WA and it's definitely a term here..
michealabouyea365
Getting a girl to suck your dick while you drive.
SnuggleSquid
Gayle Waters-Waters does not approve of this lane.
JasonD
top kek
justwatching
It should have probably said "Exiting in the next mile or so".
GETINTHEFUCKINGSEA
IT'S A TRAVEL LANE, BUT IT'S ALSO USED WHEN YOUR EXIT IS COMING UP BUT YOU'RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE ALL THE WAY TO THE RIGHT.
saganworshipper
http://imgur.com/5F9SgiS
weezyybaby07
Stop screaming at me.
retardedcyclops69
Noticing that every one of your comments are in ALL CAPS
GETINTHEFUCKINGSEA
THANK YOU KIND SOUL, MAY THE SEA BE CALM DURING YOUR TRAVELS.
colieco
My grandmother does this. Now whenever I read an all caps comment I assume the writer is an elderly person who doesn't (1/2)
colieco
know how to turn caps lock off. (2/2)
GETINTHEFUCKINGSEA
I AM A WISE MAN OF THE SEA.. THIS IS A FAIR ASSESSMENT.
fierce1three
some folks don't understand slower traffic keep right either
DynamikIP
Some folks don't understand that the speed limit is the same for the left lane too.
mindstorm8191
I use a keep-right-except-to-pass policy on expressways, & I merge over early to avoid heavy pockets when I can. Works pretty well
mindstorm8191
Also have a 6-lane road here, w/ shop entries everywhere (its an old road), so its anything goes, never know where people are heading
360Tableflip
If police actually enforced this, there would be that much less traffic. Blocking the passing lane slows down everyone behind.
phobes
Never understood why police in Virginia don't enforce these laws, it would prevent some accidents/traffic and bring in more revenue.
cr4sh0verride
This is especially frustrating when you're passing signs that say as much while following someone doing 15 under.
fierce1three
maybe they really don't know their right from left
TheBlueGenie
Consistent under the speed limit is Impeding traffic and is against the law
cr4sh0verride
In more than 15 years I've seen a cruiser flash rollers to clear the passing lane of slow traffic maybe twice, never seen them stop one.
TheBlueGenie
Yeah because its a dick move, I only ever seen it once because the couple kept doing laps of main street at 20 in a 50