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gypsygamer66
At least he's in class not like some kids
hsmith0825j5772
Now that is parenting the right way, our children are swept up by a world of people who dont care about their future, great dad!!!
Brocktooon
I'm more interested in how he got him to stop popping his collar.
VirginSurgeon
My mother did that when I was a child. I was behaving poorly so she spent half a school day sitting right next to me
abrock61
My mom did this with my brother in middle School, needless to say I made sure I behaved
justsignedupforthishit
My father pioneered that move in 1979. I never lived it down.
Threewisemen
you have a good dad.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
My mom did this to me in 3rd grade. I was super embarrassed.
byeboys
In my pre calc there is this hick named Christian who will not shut the fuck up, should I call his dad?
BlownByTheMonsignor
Nah --hicks named Christian all have dads who're even worse than they are
PhysicistInHiding
dailycupofjoe
"I see where he gets it from. Sir, there are no phones or selfies allowed in class" - teacher, probably
meganical
Might’ve been a pic from another student or teacher allowed him to memorialize the event
Ballsinnit
HawkthePlayer
Why do so many Americans have those thick ‘been lifting since I could walk’ necks?
avervetmonkey
Sometimes it's just genetics and zero lifting, like in a non-american friend of mine. Other times it's lots of lifting.
quixotegut
That's the neck you get when you have to carry the entire world on your shoulders, bruh.
Bramda
Have you ever tried simply turning of the tv, sitting down with your children and hitting them?
yacko69
that's child abuse these days.... they even teach it in the schools
butdontcallmeshirley
The dad's look of "you bet yer ass I did" in the picture is perfect
Garrly
My mom did this once. Except I was in elementary school. She came to class with me and stayed the whole day. 1/2
Garrly
Made me dress up in a suit too because I didn’t like it. Kids laughed at me but it was okay. 2/2
EverydayIdleness
I mean, reasonable parenting.
SPJaymo117
R2B2
Vladsnitzel
Awesomest dad ever!!
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Bitch I could name you 5 dads who are cooler.
Vladsnitzel
Your stepson's dad for example
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buttonguy3
Not always. Sometimes even with good parenting and good teaching, a little shithead of a person is still the end result.
Antrazit
Having been a difficult student, it might not be on the teacher.
XestyXanny
I was a shit student, too. One year I skipped practically half of the school year. I'm better now though...things change when you're paying.
swatz
My son's school said I can't do this. He's a good kid, in GT classes, but he just can't shut up!
maximilianfragglebottom
I'm a school counselor, had a mom sit outside a kid's classroom this year to make sure he wouldn't skip. I like involved parents.
swatz
*sigh* my area apparently has a ton of NON involved parents. When we go in for a meeting and ask them why they haven't communicated things <
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>with us, or act surprised in our willingness to be involved, they say crap like, Most parents don't care so we didn't think to contact you<
swatz
>. Which irritates and breaks my heart. Don't give up on trying with us new parents because the last group were tools.
TheDetox
My dad is like this at my job. Whenever he gets the chance, he drops by to see if I am keeping the place clean and treating customers right.
Threewisemen
It's nice he's taking an interest in what you're doing; even if it's just to check up on you.
nothereforanything
I hope his dad also answered the questions his son got wrong for the teacher
MeltingPearls
And you KNOW that kid is a massive douche
idownvoteplottwist
How do you know?
MeltingPearls
Pink shirt, punchable face, won't shut up in class
RCSpotz
This is NOT savage. This is parenting done right.
BlownByTheMonsignor
Next level: the kid still won't shut up so dad gets up in front of class & starts telling his favorite stories about dumb things his son did
yacko69
yeah like the time he was 5 and pee'd in his bed
BlownByTheMonsignor
If it were my brother's kid I'd tell about the time he took a dump in one of the on-display toilets in Home Depot. He was 11 at the time.
cre8majic
But you better not let that story become public...
BigAZNMan
Franku?
Ijustwantquiet
"Sit up straight."
hanmyboogie
My dad had to come do this for me in 7th. I just wanted to be friends with everyone!
thorr97
Awesome Dad being Awesome!
Ravenbreaker
My mom did this to my brother a few times when he was in middle school. He was unphased. By a lot of his punishments now that I think of it.
ANUS2K14
Parents publicly humiliating their kids for internet approval is the hottest new trend in questionable and counterproductive parenting.
steikewaffel
His dad is Ari Gold?
Harryteeters
The only thing savage about this is the jumper cable beat down that kid is getting after school
KayNay420
He brought that on himself. He was told not to do it, and wiseass kept it up. Welcome to consequences. Welcome to flavor country.
RocketWookie
DorkJedi
Thats absurd. Have you priced jumper cables lately?
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
this was supposed to go on another thread, sorry
ThatcherBeat
Looks like a hickory branch kinda guy
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
i tried to come and eat lunch with my kid (hs) and wasn't allowed past the office. had been looking forward to the day so we pushed for it
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
, ended up eating together in a conference room in said office. appreciate commitment to security but made me feel like
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
my kid is prison or summat.
Embrodak
vicesnkicks
Jumper cables? My dad used to beat me with car batteries
MikeMcAwesome91
My dad hit me with a car
koinuchan
Ha! My dad beat me with cars!
supra4life
batteries? what a lucky guy. my dad wasnt there to beat me. . . i need a moment to collect myself
charlesengine
Your dad is strong
MightyBlueBalls
Or a fist, whatever was available
orkhaa
Can someone explain this jumper cables reference I keep seeing
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orkhaa
Ty ty so much
MikeMcAwesome91
On askreddit, somebody answered every post with a story that ends with him getting beat with jumper cables. A joke similar to our cera guy.
orkhaa
Ty ty so much
PastryNugget
https://www.reddit.com/user/rogersimon10
MikeMcAwesome91
A Google image search of Reddit jumper cables is worth a few minutes of your time. It's pretty funny.
ThatcherBeat
Jumper cables hurt, kids gonna get in trouble for talking so peeps assume he’s gonna get wupped
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
His name is B2?
QKahzynx
BINGO!
caseyslayer
Maybe it means baby
handbanana13
R2D2s cousin. B2
rawrhayyyley
B2-D2?
handbanana13
Word
hardytardigrade
He has a brother R2
Dedeurmetdebaard
#beetoo
Vaanhalen
Probably like Brad Junior, shortened to B2
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
B2 is definitely better than BJ.
Snooj
It's an abbreviation of "betwo", like "before" except even before that. It starts with "beone" and goes from there.
igobeder
Maybe has a twin, labeled that at the hospital before they were named, to help with confusion between the two.
RhymesWithGrape
He's a super battle droid.
arbsbuhpuh
Last name Bomber
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
You sank my battleship
Costan7a
Brother 2
SabianAAB8
That's his last name. His full name is R2 B2.
SabianAAB8
But actually, I think it means "boy 2"
Samoht
B1 was their first child.
BigAZNMan
His dad lived Nier Automata.
justsomeguyfromsomeplace
Funny I know I guy we called B2, bc he was the 2nd "Bryce" on the football team
RobertZimmermanWasRight
Hi Brother is called A1. Guess who’s dads favorite
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
I mean, I'd prefer steak sauce myself.
OneTrueSaviour
Sometimes parents forget which children are named which, so they just give them numbers
greggor
https://i.stack.imgur.com/Q0JL9.jpg
wideeyedilluminations
Probably Brad somethingsomething the 2nd
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seuratparrot
My father's warehouse got 5 Bryan over the course of three months from a temp agency. #1-3, plus, & minus. Only B-minus got permanent work.
EggsMayhem
Have two kids. Both names start with G. Refer to them collectively as G2.
rudejohn
Brayden Burton. Something like that. Call 'im B2.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Miss.
ronangelo
The name's B2. R2-B2
CloseupCaptionReaction
Bob Burger
VodkaReindeer
https://www.lelupartanen.fi/2375-thickbox_default/pyjamabanaani-b2-34cm.jpg
iamthisguy247
Boy 2?
ImNotAnOrange
thats my guess
phyzzx
I'm B2 I wanna get with you - Georgie B12 (Boyz12), American Dad
catsofat
Yes, this is message board code, rather than refer to your child by name, same with DH, means Dear Husband.
chockodragon
Jnr
shinagami091
His dad might be B1. Could be short for something like Brandon Jr.
harbingerjo
He drop bombs...in the toilet.
HorsefaceBeeguy
You mean like bananas in pajamas?
relicen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1iu2uGtlBw
FanOfFanboys
Coming down the stairs?
Ssssssssssss
Maybe his initials are BB.
mountainmintman
Brad squared*
illinus
Probably a Jr.
edgeofadhesion
Bartholomtwo
xKitCakesx
I’m guessing his dad is named Brad or something with a B & he’s Brad the second
IW42
I just figured it was Big Brother.
domoalligato
My friends name is Brendan Jr we call him B2
aninvisiblemaniac
I'm assuming it's a nickname because his parents weren't original enough so he has his father's name
Stratego89
Distant cousin of R2-D2, might have heard of him.
sunriseswede
When Mom and Dad discuss sex w/each other, they have to do so 'battleship' style. That night, he called B2 and hit the jackpot!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What
sunriseswede
Are you a commie or something? Battleship? The classic Milton Bradley game, normally for the family but now with a bedroom version?!?
theycallmeIRISH
Gloriously creative. You go you!
Vaanhalen
Why am i on this website
sunriseswede
Because you've never heard of battleship sex until just now. And you KNOW you're going to try it tonight. THAT'S why.
pocketpython
Since then Dad’s been trying for C2 and to “Sink her Battleship”
rabbiebabbie
The c2 is a myth lol nobody can find that stealth ship!
pocketpython
*sigh* “Miss!”
rabbiebabbie
Is it in your dock yet? Can I lay anchor yet I'm tired? All hands to my poop deck
larryrathbun
Yeah, they don't actually allow this in most schools. I tried it with my kid, just to walk with him to class when he was always late, and...
HotSauce2niteRingoFire2moro
might as well drink brawndo practical parenting not allowed only costco long live camacho
rezpawner
...the teacher wouldn't allow me in the class, simply because I was naked. So annoying.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
My high school didn't allow parents out of the main office. period. Hell, sometimes they didn't even allow parents IN the main office --
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
-- you had to press a button that would ring a bell and the door would be unlocked for you, but the people in the office frequently --
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
-- fucked off to god knows where. You'd get stuck in this little glass box between the exit door and main office, since they have to --
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
-- buzz you back out too. I missed so many doctors appointments...
iLynux
Lmao that's a pathetic turn of events.
larryrathbun
To everyone who says, "my parents did it" I tried this just last year. It used to be much easier, which is why I was so surprised.
PossiblyJewish
The school I work at allows parents to do this but it has to be with prior notice. Parent cant just show up at will and be in class w/ kid.
larryrathbun
the school refused. Turns out most schools have policies preventing parents from being in the teaching areas during class times.
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RogueMachinae
When was this? My mom did this to me in Jr high (early 2000s). It was a suggestion by my uncle who taught cause my grades were shit.
Bystandr
Depends on prior notice and not being disruptive to other students. Also, your influence shouldnt be overly shameful, or especially
Bystandr
physically abusive. Im pretty sure a big open handed slap when the kid tries to socialize when he should be listening is probably out /s
CuntsAreFun
Most schools where?
PeteButtigieg
Remember that mother who got jail time for putting a tape recorder in her bullied daughters backpack?
Funfuhrer
I'm a teacher. It's allowed with prior notice at my school. I wish a handful of parents would do this
Tracendo
Same with the school I teach in.
Justiceforbradswife
It's ok until the parent tries to over teach the teacher or control the class (it's happened in a class I've attended)
Funfuhrer
Not sure how I'd handle that. No parent has taken up the invitation yet
K0A1A
Back in junior high I was too much of a little shit, so my father decided to start attending classes with me... fixed my behavior real quick
flover
Come on in to my classroom anytime. You sign in at the office and they call and let me know you are coming. Enjoy the kid's work!
facebooktwittergoogleyahoo
In my school if you misbehaved alot it was mandatory for your parents to come sit with you in class
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Mandatory... To the parent? Was this private school?
Boopbeepbeep
As a parent, this seems completely reasonable. But I also know parents who’d be just as disruptive.
FanOfFanboys
Years ago, when I was in elementary/middle, if we got in trouble we had to call our parent and tell them. That sucked so much.
Sector2814
I remember calling home one day because I'd forgotten my homework and I thought my life would end when I got home that day.
FanOfFanboys
Terrifying when you're a kid!
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
My guess is that if a student was a regular offender, the school might be willing to allow something like this, but the parent would 1/?
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Absolutely need to schedule it ahead of time, and they would need to have a background check/fingerprints done. It wouldn't be that 2/?
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Complicated if the parent was already in their system as a parent chaperone or volunteer. This seems like a guy who is trying to be 3/?
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Actively involved in his kids education, so that doesn't seem unlikely. So it would take some talks with the principal, and planning 4/5
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
But it's totally a possible outcome as a disciplinary measure for a trouble student. Also I'm a teacher, so yeah.