Hbadger93
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Jun 6, 2016 8:41 PM
Hbadger93
82003
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177
maniacalmacaroni
The labyrinth of thrones!
WhitestKidYouKnow
The old dihydrogen monoxide trick.
CometLaHal
Venom kid boo is basically the devil
GandalfTheCrunk
Carnage would be a much better fit for Kid Buu.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
ThirdCoastPauly
I would eat the fuck out of that pizza
mcseanerson
Only interesting pics were the pizza and the grilled cheese.
ScourgeOf
I now wish I could go have dinner at Nihilist Arby's.
GreatBusta
Spoilers old or new allways get my downvote.
thatoneyanderezelda
As for the tank one, the toads from super Mario technically have their own gender. MatPat said so
DiscoPandaYea
A dump. This is called a dump.
8EqualsDtilde
Commenting so I come back and share direct link to the FDA picture
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
Never offer my brother in law "some of your fries" he will eat all of them before you get any.
tygerpsimatrix
#1 -
ImaFuckingTRex
If Oprah said it then it must be true.
BoqRottom
That is, if Oprah truly said it.
PenisOfDeath
"Oh yeah, Oprah def said that shit" - Oprah's husband
MariahEAM
Well, I don't want to disappoint Oprah, do I? (;
ISISKrieger
Just maintain eye contact
red411
#6 I found some in my bottled spring water
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
i found some in my bag of chips
sweatshopkids
RIP
red411
Gave some to dog
ofthewoods
I NEED THAT PIZZA IN MY LIFE
HughLaurie
Just buy some mozz cheese sticks at the grocery store, and chop them up over a pepperoni pizza. That's all it is.
WinstonSmith1994
#12 is now my new background. Thank you!
caddyshackles
Venom-boo would be unstoppable!
ElaTypos
#7 what manga is that?
lokishadowgirl
kink124
I genuinely doubt the venom symbiot would even do anything to Buu.
JustYourAverageNerd
BigOleDingus69
I do not see what there is to laugh about in the first pic. No laughter for me just drooling.
plainpeacock
Why not just put the bacon IN the sandwich?
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
stop with your logic
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
That magneto one
TurdsOfWisdom
Number 2 is great
CouchIsMadeForSexing
Scroll by, see first pic before reading the caption. Thought it was a bacon bed.
ThecommentFarmer
#6 is concering. http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
saand360
Magneto can't lift it, Mjolnir isn't made of metal. Plus Magneto's powers are ferromagnetic so he can only control certain metals
Dragonstar713
#11 has an answer http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/8/84998/3248619-magnetothor.jpg
loochiano89
#2 hit me real hard. Felt it in my bones. Real shit.
rockjock29
But that's not lifting it... I'd like to see the result of this.
MayonnaiseAndVodka
He's "wielded" it a handful of times, but never directly. Only by manipulating the space around it. Still no Thor powers.
celestedrake
Thank you.
4thBillyGoatGruff
I’d think he wouldn’t be able to due to gravitons in the hammer and maybe sophisticated nanotech in the handle preventing ordinary use.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
But... what about the enchantment?
VoidIncarnate
Magnethor.
Ihavetype2
It's not even a paradox
skidbladnir31
Magneto can lift any metal. No human can lift Mjolnir. It's like asking if God can microwave a burrito so hot he himself cannot eat it.
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Arashni
While that technically would be correct- comics aren't made to be scientifically accurate
Isaac1900
Anyone can lift Mjolnir, but only if Mjolnir deems them worthy to wield it.
Thekey147
Humans can lift Mjolnir. There was a comic Captain America lifted it.
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
As a straight guy, I would open Anthony's snapchat.
FlatPlutoSociety
Screen shot it, knowing full well he'll know you did it.
DarnellBrown8
Looks set friend's dickpic.....YEEEESH!!! I win!!!!
maythedoctorbewithyou
Luckily I have yet to accidentally send any dick picks to the wrong person. I've had plenty of close calls on drunk and/or tired nights tho
ColonialCat90
I would screen shot that shit for the ultimate leverage!
illprobablyjustgetbanned
like a true bro
ABillionDucks
"leverage"
changingmynamerealquick
One of my friends accidentally sent me a dick VIDEO. He called me about 50 times asking me not to open it
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
Did you?
FouqYou
I've been out here hoe-ing for a decade and have never received a VIDEO. What am I doing wrong?
supersmashsisters
Gotta ask
PenisOfDeath
Being attractive?
FouqYou
Absolutely not required for a person to send you a pic but maybe it is required to get a vid.