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Mar 19, 2021 11:39 PM
cloutrambe
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scarfoot
"We've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's warranty"
captainhappen
Ironically the .50 cal machine gun is probably legal but the treads on the road are not.
AcetyleneC2H2
I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.
giho970205
Your blinker fluid is low
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yeah, it gets 3 gallons to the mile
Jrhoney
Officer, it is absolutely street legal.
oldshot
"But you can see, this is anything but a concealed weapon"
Canofwhupass
*slaps roof* this bad boy can fit so much america in it
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
"Texas"
bonodono1350
Why no officer, I didn’t know I was doing 40 in a 35 zone!
ComradeBones
"Honestly sir, I didn't think I could top 30 with these things on."
SapphireSigma
Didn't they watch the grand tour? It doesn't work so well.
CptKoolaid
The gun's a prop and the treads are legal. Someone called cops because he was going too slow. Then his steering broke so he towed it home.
NKato
Oof. Steering breaking is no joke
lorrddarrkness
But the guy on Craigslist said it was street legal....
ThyBountyHunter
Okay, one question.....how did you track me???
farshadows
Badumtiss
Latetothepartyagain
“You can fit so many fucken freedoms in this bad boy”
usernongrata
“But what about my blue lives matter sticker?”
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Officer: “Did you realize your tags had expired?”
boomfelazi
Cop plants narcotics. “We’re going to be seizing this for the motor pool”
MangoLassi
"Tanks a lot, officer."
ADRTheMan
"Oh you're not getting a ticket... I just wanted to check this fuckin thing out"
deasmuth
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Bo and Luke Duke were.....
Stoneleigh219
“Can we order several dozen of these for our sheriffs department?”
SpacemaniaXu
Do you know why I pulled you over, officer?
scooterneverhurtnobody
“Yep, Pete. I’ll see you at the militia-carnivals on Saturday night. Why are these assholes honking the horn?”
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
Don't forget your hood and torches!
f3n1x187
Dudebro getting a citation for destroying public property, those threads even with rubber must not be friendly to the road.
unkiereamus
Actually, those treads will cause less damage to a road than that vehicle on tires, the contact patch is 5-10 times the size.
Tokomek
I can't drive 55... because it only goes 38!
Hismomoness
You got 50 right there in the back
TheUtahn
Thanks Sammy
qbl500
You really made me laugh!!!
flosser
She needs premium, dudes...PREMIUM!!!!
icyanddicey
/r/unexpectedfactorial
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
Gallons per mile maybe
DefaultImgurUsername
Rods per hogshead
whitefoxkei
Comic Book Guy reference.
Ghode
You best tread lightly, boy.
Thefuckening
I agree you win
icbkr
How is this not top reply?
aarhusianer
I have a flat. Times four.
tegfdd77
Quadroflat
ddragun5556
It's OK I have a permit
UserSubImgurian
This just says "I can do what I want."
aj8321
"...like I said before officer open carry is legal here"
Jusmar
"oh it isn't? I can't exactly concealed carry a m249 now can I?
Flawlessteve
Its not a M249, looks like a M240 although idk which variant, I think the H has those kinds of grips.
RevolverFirelot
Might be an M2. Might.
Mikaru86
It's an M2. You can clearly see the slot on the left side of the receiver. The M240 doesn't have that:
AdultPersistentAngst
"Oh, I thought this was America..."
DIINKELBERG
The comment got more likes than the post
ItsDandySpaceDandy
You had the better comment. You win.
NSK1986
I didnt hear no bell...
Jordan7831
herrleel
In Germany, you'd get pulled over because it doesn't have an Allgemeine Betriebserlaubnis and the tracks aren't eingetragen.
alekjhiddel
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! What part of that don't you understand?
BeaveIt2Leaver
ThatKindaThief
AdultPersistentAngst
You would have had a lot better shot if you were with dwelling in the sewers with the rest of us degens of Usersub Newest ?
ThatKindaThief
I am Usersub Newest. Not on it for every new post right as they come out.
3006mv
It’s a free country the last time I checked
SnailMail1
It shouldn't be this free
mewchewtewe
I'm starting to understand why the US tax code is so long
irisewithredeyes
DATMMrk12
I watched the full video. The cop pulled them over because they were blocking traffic, going 20 in a 40. Also the cop was all smiles and
DATMMrk12
the steering box blew and he was leaking a red fluid under the vehicle. (Gun was a prop). The vehicle was completely legal, but since it had
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the steering go out, the cop helped him get a tow back to the shop. The image looks insane, but the cop was laughing.
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DATMMrk12
https://youtu.be/qFEukTdVafY
TheRealFireFrenzy
I need DAT ZAUZ