Jan 20, 2023 10:23 AM
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Unholytrashpanda
Adorable drop bears that somehow sound absolutely terrifying lol
FrogBotherer
Daww, lookatem cuddlin'
Thisisnottheend
They roar like balrogs for dominance.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
evil little pissbabies
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Stupid animals you mean. Like, real smooth brained morons.
Shaodyn
Koalas are also notoriously stupid. If you give them eucalyptus leaves not on the branch, they legitimately can't recognize them as food.
Awomdy
How cruel. They've defanged that drop bear. For shame...
HomeyJSimpson
Mighty1
They are cute but are dumb as fuck
Laylah77
So cute!
weerdo
Filthy herpes infected assholes.. that is what they are..
NeuteredLemon
B
Apollymkatistrafia
Ah yes, death bear. So cute, but will end you.
TheHuntedSnark
Whenever I see a Koala: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/john-oliver-has-koala-chlamydia-ward-named-him-last-week-tonight-1109074/
jansenart
"Now, eat from my ass, child"
nccomputermechanics4
Smooth brain warm cuddles.
YippeeKayakOB
Sipowitz, tho
Wolfdens
Yes I know I must go near them but look at the bby
urboyevan2
How in the hell does it hold itself up with only its feet?
Sauroctonus
It isn't, it's sitting on a branch.
somnif
They sound... odd
They make other fascinating noises as well!
SnowPeas22
Aren't Koalas functionally extinct at this point?
magicpasta
Not at all.
EricPisch
Getting close https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2021/09/koalas-in-rapid-decline-around-australia/
pufflecakes
So cozy!
Jeret
Treegoblins
ScorneontheCob
Yeah lovely at Koala Park but if a wild koala comes down from its tree & goes toward you it is going to scratch you to bits not give cuddles
TomDotComDotAu
Not true... this is my front yard.
SmilinSloth
I heard they're referred to as drop bears because they are known to drop onto people. Not sure if true though never seen one irl.
Regeny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
God's work my friend
oaberbyamd
Why the fuck there is always a chlamydia comment ?
Because they carry it
gorgeousninja
Yes they do, and its killing them! You think thats a reason not to help them?
The question I answered said nothing about helping them, that’s one hell of a jump of context
Becuase we know they do, but its not like they chose to have it and its not because its a sleazy sex std. it leaves them blind and helpless
Right! its actually decimating the population and people are desperately trying to research a vaccine but theres always someone..
AusSpyder
Cute... And crazy. They have claws like velociraptors, they're fast as hell and they weigh like 3x more than you think they would. >>>
They sleep like 20 hours a day and only attack if you make them mad, but they're mad real easy. Like they'll fall out of a tree and blame >>
you for it, like gravity doesn't exist or something. Then they charge first thing they see "Right, you're dead mate" like its your fault. >>
Well, they're not too bright. I've seen more wrinkles on a bowling ball.
And now you gotta explain to your girlfriend how you got chlamydia from a koala and why you ran home and left the car on the highway.
GodsWorkSon
They don't call em drop bears for nothin
Correct, though it's a bit of a misnomer. They're more "fall bears" cause most of the time they dropped by accident.
FeChefImgur
they look cute, but they're not really. They have evolved themselves to extinction :(
Humanity is following close behind.
missymischief13
To be faaaiirrr… natural disasters and removal of habitat haven’t helped either
mmodlin
To be faaaaaaiiiir, they have no mechanism to replace their teeth as they wear down, so at some point they mostly just starve to death.
Not nearly as much as bulldozing all their trees. They were doing totally fine for a long long time
TiredOldBroad
But they’re doomed to extinction because they can’t adapt to other food sources, just like giant Pandas.
They wouldn’t have to if humans weren’t destroying a bunch of their trees!
Are we victim blaming animals now? They were fine until humans came along, radically changed their environment, and gave them chlamydia.
Svartsinn
Until they get wet
Baron29
and get photoshopped
Fuckweasel
Someone fed it after midnight, didn't they?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
First off, dropbear, second, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
RealTobeyMaguire
I actually think this is more practical than image edited. Like animatronics or something
narniasreal
Nah, that's a dropbear, completely different species.
cylogenix
NSFWfrontpage2
Drop Bear
nanomaus
That's some high octane nightmare fuel right there.
CanadianSith
Dropbears... they'll get you
BonafideHomicide
What I would give to be that baby koala!
Trouter
The eat the poop of their parents until they develop their own gut biome to allow them to eat leaves
ThisIsntMyActualName
Minus the chlamydia, i guess?
DocBenny
and the poo for breakfast, hopefully
KyleWStacey
And the stupid too.
I could handle it to be as comfy as that little Koala :)
brambleramble
And the smell. Koalas stink to high heaven
VenomSnek
Kinda surprising, Considering these eat eucalyptus.
Right, young ones smell a bit like cough drops, older smell like urine and musk
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Awww! What a comfy looking cuddly chlamydia
GreenMnM
Chlamydia is a type of disease. I think you meant Koana
ZebraCockSandwich
No, Koana is a swimwear line, you're thinking of Cola
DaveSamsonite
Drunken drop bear and it’s Quokka spawn
There it is.
AsAHistorian
The babies have to lick their mother's butthole to eat her poop to get the gut bacteria they don't develop in utero.
Mockingbirb
Just like OP and OP's mom
Cillellic
calfs and fowls (etc i presume) eat their mothers excrement for the same reason
imgureg
stewie67
Someone downvoted because they can't stand the truth
If they want real nasty truths they should look at insects. There are some flies where impregnation involves literal stabbing.
thatoneguyfrommn
Is this a correction to the chlamydia claim?
PenchBoy
Nope, koalas have chlamydia
Dang! Beat me to it!
ChloeRed
Makes me think of Citation Needed where Matt Grey couldn't remember what a Koala was called leading to the exchange of: 1/
"smells of piss, has an STD" "Koala"
justfillingthespace
Season 1, Episode 1! Naming potential small things that have bigger versions in Australia. I also liked Gary's joke, "sense of entitlement".
Lobbo!
Unholytrashpanda
Adorable drop bears that somehow sound absolutely terrifying lol
FrogBotherer
Daww, lookatem cuddlin'
Thisisnottheend
They roar like balrogs for dominance.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
evil little pissbabies
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Stupid animals you mean. Like, real smooth brained morons.
Shaodyn
Koalas are also notoriously stupid. If you give them eucalyptus leaves not on the branch, they legitimately can't recognize them as food.
Awomdy
How cruel. They've defanged that drop bear. For shame...
HomeyJSimpson
Mighty1
They are cute but are dumb as fuck
Laylah77
So cute!
weerdo
Filthy herpes infected assholes.. that is what they are..
NeuteredLemon
B
Apollymkatistrafia
Ah yes, death bear. So cute, but will end you.
TheHuntedSnark
Whenever I see a Koala: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/john-oliver-has-koala-chlamydia-ward-named-him-last-week-tonight-1109074/
jansenart
"Now, eat from my ass, child"
nccomputermechanics4
Smooth brain warm cuddles.
YippeeKayakOB
Sipowitz, tho
Wolfdens
Yes I know I must go near them but look at the bby
urboyevan2
How in the hell does it hold itself up with only its feet?
Sauroctonus
It isn't, it's sitting on a branch.
somnif
They sound... odd
somnif
They make other fascinating noises as well!
SnowPeas22
Aren't Koalas functionally extinct at this point?
magicpasta
Not at all.
EricPisch
Getting close https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2021/09/koalas-in-rapid-decline-around-australia/
pufflecakes
So cozy!
Jeret
Treegoblins
ScorneontheCob
Yeah lovely at Koala Park but if a wild koala comes down from its tree & goes toward you it is going to scratch you to bits not give cuddles
TomDotComDotAu
Not true... this is my front yard.
SmilinSloth
I heard they're referred to as drop bears because they are known to drop onto people. Not sure if true though never seen one irl.
Regeny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
SmilinSloth
God's work my friend
oaberbyamd
Why the fuck there is always a chlamydia comment ?
EricPisch
Because they carry it
gorgeousninja
Yes they do, and its killing them! You think thats a reason not to help them?
EricPisch
The question I answered said nothing about helping them, that’s one hell of a jump of context
gorgeousninja
Becuase we know they do, but its not like they chose to have it and its not because its a sleazy sex std. it leaves them blind and helpless
gorgeousninja
Right! its actually decimating the population and people are desperately trying to research a vaccine but theres always someone..
AusSpyder
Cute... And crazy. They have claws like velociraptors, they're fast as hell and they weigh like 3x more than you think they would. >>>
AusSpyder
They sleep like 20 hours a day and only attack if you make them mad, but they're mad real easy. Like they'll fall out of a tree and blame >>
AusSpyder
you for it, like gravity doesn't exist or something. Then they charge first thing they see "Right, you're dead mate" like its your fault. >>
Sauroctonus
Well, they're not too bright. I've seen more wrinkles on a bowling ball.
AusSpyder
And now you gotta explain to your girlfriend how you got chlamydia from a koala and why you ran home and left the car on the highway.
GodsWorkSon
They don't call em drop bears for nothin
AusSpyder
Correct, though it's a bit of a misnomer. They're more "fall bears" cause most of the time they dropped by accident.
FeChefImgur
they look cute, but they're not really. They have evolved themselves to extinction :(
TheHuntedSnark
Humanity is following close behind.
missymischief13
To be faaaiirrr… natural disasters and removal of habitat haven’t helped either
mmodlin
To be faaaaaaiiiir, they have no mechanism to replace their teeth as they wear down, so at some point they mostly just starve to death.
gorgeousninja
Not nearly as much as bulldozing all their trees. They were doing totally fine for a long long time
TiredOldBroad
But they’re doomed to extinction because they can’t adapt to other food sources, just like giant Pandas.
missymischief13
They wouldn’t have to if humans weren’t destroying a bunch of their trees!
FrogBotherer
Are we victim blaming animals now? They were fine until humans came along, radically changed their environment, and gave them chlamydia.
Svartsinn
Baron29
and get photoshopped
Fuckweasel
Someone fed it after midnight, didn't they?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
First off, dropbear, second, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
RealTobeyMaguire
I actually think this is more practical than image edited. Like animatronics or something
narniasreal
Nah, that's a dropbear, completely different species.
cylogenix
NSFWfrontpage2
Drop Bear
nanomaus
That's some high octane nightmare fuel right there.
CanadianSith
Dropbears... they'll get you
BonafideHomicide
What I would give to be that baby koala!
Trouter
The eat the poop of their parents until they develop their own gut biome to allow them to eat leaves
narniasreal
ThisIsntMyActualName
Minus the chlamydia, i guess?
DocBenny
and the poo for breakfast, hopefully
KyleWStacey
And the stupid too.
BonafideHomicide
I could handle it to be as comfy as that little Koala :)
brambleramble
And the smell. Koalas stink to high heaven
VenomSnek
Kinda surprising, Considering these eat eucalyptus.
brambleramble
Right, young ones smell a bit like cough drops, older smell like urine and musk
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Awww! What a comfy looking cuddly chlamydia
GreenMnM
Chlamydia is a type of disease. I think you meant Koana
ZebraCockSandwich
No, Koana is a swimwear line, you're thinking of Cola
DaveSamsonite
Drunken drop bear and it’s Quokka spawn
Sauroctonus
There it is.
AsAHistorian
The babies have to lick their mother's butthole to eat her poop to get the gut bacteria they don't develop in utero.
Mockingbirb
Just like OP and OP's mom
Cillellic
calfs and fowls (etc i presume) eat their mothers excrement for the same reason
imgureg
stewie67
Someone downvoted because they can't stand the truth
Sauroctonus
If they want real nasty truths they should look at insects. There are some flies where impregnation involves literal stabbing.
imgureg
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
thatoneguyfrommn
Is this a correction to the chlamydia claim?
PenchBoy
Nope, koalas have chlamydia
TiredOldBroad
Dang! Beat me to it!
ChloeRed
Makes me think of Citation Needed where Matt Grey couldn't remember what a Koala was called leading to the exchange of: 1/
ChloeRed
"smells of piss, has an STD" "Koala"
justfillingthespace
Season 1, Episode 1! Naming potential small things that have bigger versions in Australia. I also liked Gary's joke, "sense of entitlement".
ChloeRed
Lobbo!