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The Walking Tortoise
Jul 8, 2016 10:35 AM
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FusRoDoodles
Wow, Bon-chan is seriously booking it, relative to tortoise speed!
ImNotEvenDeadYet
Pretty sure that's a shiny Squirtle...
DayTripper27
Flip flops and socks, that is the way to go!????
SheilahChuppa56
I'm going to have 3 of these...
ChocoOnTime
Note that none of the parked bicycles are secured. Nice place.
Shimitwithbologna
Knowing my luck, I'd get stuck waiting for this guy at a cross walk when I'm running late for work
allaboutatticus
Don't all tortoises walk?
chrisfromtokyo
ボンちゃん！！
Fiercestleaf
Best post I seen all year
FurryAndConfused
TIL I live in the wrong country. LOOKATHIMGOSOCITETHISISWHYFURRIESLIKEMEEXIST
Dipthepole
These pokemon meme's are getting out of hand.
BilldeTurlock
How irresponsible! A pet as huge as that with *NO LEASH*!
Quietnothing
Is it important for animals like these to get daily exercise? Or is it more Slothy mc Slothface?
sodafizzman
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfW9P1SE8o
dukegonzo
thank you i needed to see this!
Helltakemenow
Fetch would take an hour with only one throw.
vnqx
That tortoise is like:
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BilldeTurlock
-- "Kinda hurts my fingers" — Davey Guard, the Kingston Trio
ClassicFumiko
My uncles (old Japanese men) all walk like this. WHY?! Any other Asians confirm this?!?
faustiel
This pokemon go shit is getting out of control
chrisfromtokyo
I LOVE MY COUNTRY
bustosoon
Clean streets
icouldntagreemore
My kind of running partner
theboatsong
This reminds me of whenever I go out with my mom
CommentDiver
The "I wanted cabbage but got carrots this time"?
theboatsong
She's dead now.
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
your mom is an old japanese man?
Radis
RicktatorshipRulez
I wanted cabbage, but I got carrots this time.
Renholder
Story of my life.
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Azanulbizar
Just watched this episode! Haha.
CreepyPhlox
God damn it I got to the post too late!
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Batkhaan
Muten Roshi?
OptiMissInformed
Pokemon go is getting intense with these graphics.
Shenkman
+1 Imgur needs more tortoises!
M3turbo
Wow it even talks and narrates it life!
NexiKuro
"when you nut and she keeps going"
WhyisMegMeowseTakenIthoughtIwasSpecial
they even fall slowly?!
AStaleDonut
wasted!
Kringhetto
*Don't look at its dick* - looks at its dick
jbilly90
Wow this is awesome. Wonder who get the tort when the old man died
jbilly90
Dies*
darkprincess0212
I was thinking the same considering the lifespan. Not so much who will get him, but hoping that plan was in place.