Did I just see what I thought I just saw?

Nov 18, 2020 9:15 PM

csullivan

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That ball was an exclusive invitation to the bone zone

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How are babies born? Well, when 2 baseball players love each other...

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step pitcher what are you doing?

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I love that this is a prize ticket vs a destination ticket

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Nuts!

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Well scissor me timbers!!

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Lol excellent

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Sword Fighting!

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....did they just....try to scissor me timbers?

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Ouch

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Well they caught the balls didnt they?

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Trying so hard to make a wood and balls joke

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Docking unsuccessful

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If there is a collision in baseball, more often than not its no ones fault but their own. They're supposed to call out who has it.

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Obviously it is a mistake. There is no way these guys got this far without learning something that is taught to 6 year olds.

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...but with dicks.

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The or scissor catch.

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They're both pregnant now

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I...I don't think that's how it works. Besides that kind of impact they probably can't have kids in the future. eep.

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So, which one is the catcher and which one is the pitcher?

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Lol nice (top comment)

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scissor me timbers

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Lesbian sex looks like a really painful affair.

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No. I'm pretty sure they said no homo after feeling each other up

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v

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boop

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I don't even care how PC shit is supposed to be. This is funny

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It’s never about being PC. It’s about now being a dick and being aware of who you could hurt with your words. This is only vaguely offensive

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and I feel like while some people may not like that the joke is “gay” it’s not being outright offensive to gay people

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Is this how baseball players have sex?

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They're going to turd a baseball and sit on it. Then a micro Babe Ruth hatches, immediately fists them to death and eats their faces.

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Not according to the videos ive seen. Baseball bats are used tho...

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The "Boys of summer"? Yes

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No, you're thinking of softball players.

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When balls touch base, that’s base-ball.

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as a person who played baseball for all his formative years. Yes and after we spit big chew into each others mouths

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Ive seen that porno before....

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4 balls together? They call that 'A Walk'

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Of course. Where do you think batboys come from?

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Strikes (strokes?) and balls

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Batman

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Well you see... when two baseball players love each other very much, and they want a little baseball player of their own...

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They sacrifice the catcher to the ghost of dizzy dean, cover their bodies in pine tar & tobacco, then have a blood orgy in the dugout.

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Don't have to love each other

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Go on...

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They shove a baseball bat up each other's ass

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Using pine tar as lube?

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