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Part 1:https://imgur.com/gallery/YgZd0
Part 2:https://imgur.com/gallery/CPpFW
weedsaveslife
I'm the guy that says fucK cards. Carry cash.
teknoman117
#13 my cat is forever scared of guinea pigs. got her as a kitten and my sister's guinea pig was twice as big as her.
CaptBuckMinster
A very PHresh dump, a vote for you and many memes added to my collection
AlexImguram
Reasons for quitting my job: So I can make a card like #25
Heyritarita
I would fall of that bike. I know I would.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
A few of my high school teachers were not afraid to let their political beliefs be known.
PleaseStopApplyingTheWordPornToEverythingAndAlsoStopReposting
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NoiceSmart
I laughed so hard at some of these I cried
ihaveamoustache
I give that joke 5/7
wehadtodrinkourwayout
#23 Duke Silver does stand-up as well? That man is truly a national treasure
SendMeDogs
#2 is not how decaf is made at all... that drink would just taste like dirt
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
5/7 you say...
hrvi
I just noticed that the poster changes on the 'Sleep tite'-comic.
spicesniffer
Tiny moron :))
Princessbubblecum
Yes?
Dreamdayer
CURRENT EVENTS CORAL
Djentlos
First thing how do you not know how much you have in your bank, you can simply check online how much you have in your account.
nastywomen
That's not how this works. Thats not how any of it works!
Rantaf
Wat
r2linad2
For #8 I read "the exciting is palpatine". I am not a smart woman.
davidthemonkey
"mainly because i am a man"
r2linad2
:D
Mehhhhh69
That last one
CaptBuckMinster
Valaar
Yeah. He was an ecclesiastic himsalf, and was never threatened by the church. When Galileo began using his theory,his book was banned though
arek314
Copernicus was pretty chill with Catholic Church. You think about Giordano Bruno or Galileo.
Koga90
That didn't happen, the poster and apparently 748,814 people are just ignorant.
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
#43
BarefootScoundrel
Good thing that's not what actually happened then. He died in bed from natural causes.
gulerotmeister
I guess fire is natural
APenguinInATuxedo
They'd probably burn you for that too
TresusIbor
...holy fucking Moses
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BarefootScoundrel
Except he died of natural causes and they published his book.
FetishAssMaster
You forgot the TAX¡!!!!!!
bobthehero
Well there was already a cat in the dump, so no tax needed.
FetishAssMaster
Send a dog tax
bobthehero
There is no need for that
FetishAssMaster
Ok...btw merry xmas
Pegussu
Comic in #4 is Fables. Jack the Giantkiller cheats the devil out of a Bag of Holding and uses it to capture death so he can... 1/2
Pegussu
...bang a dying woman. Turns out no death is bad, Jack lets death out. Death says he'll seek no revenge b/c it was his first vacation. 2/2
leohomoPiJunkie
Ah yes, a Fables fan I see
TheAmazingPencil
calyxium
Man I really thought that 2/2 was going to have a better reason for capturing death.
embermark
Yeah, Jack's just kind of an asshole like that. They found the problem when he told her to go kill a pig (chicken? I forget) for breakfast.
embermark
Because of COURSE the girl he half-tricked into sleeping with him the night they met is the one who has to go make a meal...