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FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH
HORNS N SHIT YYYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH
FUCKIN STAB YOU GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN
GOT A HORN LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN MAN EXCEPT ITS A WHALE GOD DAMN
AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH
FUCKING NARWHAL LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKER
FUCKING AWESOME
FUCKIN SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT STABBING BITCH ASS DOLPHINS BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER
NO FUCK YOU DOLPHIN YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON THE NARWHAL YOU A JIVE ASS BITCH
FUCK YOU TOO MANATEE YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU CANT EVEN DODGE FUCKING BOATS GODDAMN
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WIZARD AND SHIT
FUCKING CAST SPELLS AND SHIT HARRY POTTER AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS BITCH
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE
FUCK THAT NARWHAL MURDERING MOTHER FUCKER
THEY AINT GIVE A SHIT THO THEY FUCKING NARWHALS MAN
THEY FUCKING SWIM AROUND AND SHIT
THEY AINT SCARED OF NO ASIANS
LOOK AT THAT SHIT
IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOU HAVE SEEN ALL DAY
LOOK AT THAT
FUCKIN GETTIN READY TO DOUBLE P ON THAT BITCH
QUADRUPLE P I DUNNO HOW THEY DO IT THEY DO IT THO
LOOK AT THIS DUMB CAMERA MAN BOUT TO GET STEVE IRWINED RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN CHEST
YYYYYYEEEAAAHHHHH
Thorslax
NARWHALS! NARWHALS! SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN!
MunicipalEngines
Oh yeah, be all aggressive and type in capslocks and swear a lot. So goddamn motherfucking edgy it just has to get to the front page.
RanceMuhammitz
I hate these posts
dunnowhattocallthis
Leelu <3
natachan
Yes!!
BasedJay
Ah, the majestic Water Unicorn.
AirForceHoneyBadger
I LITERALLY just realized narwhals are real
youfoundthevegan
"Steve Irwined" I should not have laughed. But I did.
Kerpwangitang
I'm on a crowded bus and i started cackling to that!
someofthebacon
"Bye Buddy! Hope you find your dad!"
Eonsoftime
Thanks mister narwhal.
AFuckingBazooka
I knew somewhere in the top comments I was going to find this!
brethamus
not now arctic puffin
JonesItUp
NARWHAL NARWHAL swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome!
mabalacat
But when does the narwhal bacon?
CaptainCoCo
Midnight, fool.
TehNarwhalKing
My people. Bask in their glory. The King has spoken.
smilesmakeeverythingbetter
This post bites. *goes back to reading zoobooks*
SGNL05
Gnarwhalz
gwiz665
duq2010
LEELU!!!!! http://imgur.com/NzBb6xt
PerXX
+1 for Narwhals, -2 for really annoying text.
chylde
Captain Barnacles would be proud this day,
ThePelican
I'm 27. Until 2 years ago, I thought Narwhals were a fictional creature.
whateversomethingdifferentiguessfkit
that's definitely a tumblr quote from a while back
PrincessWasabi
For those of you that were wondering, Comment OP was 25 2 years ago. You're welcome in advance !
sparkledick
I got into an argument w/a 25 y/o coworker trying to convince her they're real. Still don't think she believes me.
NucularCrisitunity
I'm 36 and didn't know until now. I feel a little embarassed.
StarrryNight
You should.
wolfgangundgeorg
As you should.
Sauroctonus
I've heard many people say this online. I always wonder how people go so long without seeing photographic evidence of narhwals. O_o
ThePelican
Wel, ive never had a TV. That probably helps.
Sauroctonus
That's... Actually a good point.
masterxplodr
I heard they can beat a polar bear in a fight
MsDrowzee
I knew I wasn`t the only one thinking about that!! o.O
toddscat
They make awesome penguin kabobs.
darxide
NARWHALS, NARWHALS, LIVIN' IN THE OCEAN
Biffbudstar
Now when someone asks what my favorite animal is , I'll know what to say.
BeerBatteredandBold
just don't let them touch your balls
Walkerofthegrimplain
Were you on cocaine while making this post?
BeBopALulaHelaJavlaDan
WHY ARE TOU SHOUTING!?
cookiesanddirt
I thought Narwhals were not real, like Unicorns. My boyfriend laughed very hard when he found out.
swaghettiyolonaise
Jesus christ. I legit thought they were just some mythical animal created by Reddit. I am a changed man now. My world has been twisted.
maddmartigan
I really really REALLY thought they were fake. It still boggles my lil brains.
EchoOfSnac
I used to be surprised when people thought they were mythical. Now I just know that people are dumb in general.
TrustMeImAPseudoscientist
I thought they were real but extinct like the majestic dodo or something. Mind fucking blown when I found out they still existed.
Leah24
Actually yea. I thought this as well.
Tylendal
I was wondering how many people would learn something seeing this post.
jbaero
My ex thought National Geographic invented dinosaurs and narwhals to make money.
porquenolos2
Same here, except my college friends made fun of me for the longest time.
FingolfinHighKingoftheNoldor
as they should or they obviously aren't your friends
DATrule
I too thought they were mythical.
IAmAnAdu1t
I need to see one. Why don't they have them in zoos?
joojoogajoo
I know they are real, but a part of me still believes this is all an elaborate prank.
CalvinandHobbitses
After seeing this post I am even more convinced of this.
Thegunsofbrixton
Same, I didn't believe it either.
Sakkura
My grandparents had a narwhal tooth from living 10 years in Greenland, so they were always very real to me.
Houstonruss
I was just sitting hear like... Yeah! Those exist! I forgot.
littlevulpix
My mom didn't believe they were real. I had to make HER DAD (a marine biologist) tell her they existed. You're not alone haha
pbbbtMeg
It's my favorite question to ask people (other grown ups). Most have never heard of them.
FBomb1031
Hell, I just found out buffalo weren't extinct four years ago. My dad hung up on me when I called to tell him.
MzzNomer
Don't feel bad, up until last year I thought hippos were docile, peaceful, goofy human-friendly creatures.
MzzNomer
I also didn't know Wales, Sri Lanka, and Singapore were countries (who knows what I thought they were).
PenitusVox
You can be forgiven about Wales. They're not even allowed on the Flag. :(
Leah24
Me too!
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
TheEntireCommentSection
MAKING A COMMOTION, BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
thran87
HOW!!! is this not here already? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M
res20stupid
Because you haven't made a gif of it yet! You can do it thran87!
barehandaflyingaidsrat
If i click this link and it isn't NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN then I will be very disappoint
barehandaflyingaidsrat
YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MUTHAFUCKIN NARWHALS
mheurtevent1
CAUSIN' A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
jonasbm
I knew what this link was before clicking it
NextineX
C'mon now, post the original so the artist gets credit. Not a 10 hour version with 100 ads to profit off someone else's work.
NextineX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
iAmIncoherent
So how is this comment not at the top of this post?
kenshincha
I came down to the comments specifically to find this song. Thank you.
magneticgumby
because most people here are
and don't appreciate the classics
iDoveYou
hahaha and you chose the 10 hour one! Good call :)
iamtheonlymelONE
Watched this way longer than I had intended.
DouglasMawson
that's not the original video. This is the correct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
thran87
I know, I thought people would enjoy the 10 hour version. For ever, and ever, and ever
DouglasMawson
Oh I didn't see it was the 10 hour version. thought it was just some random reupload lol
Jones655
I hovered over the link thinking to myself, "You know what this is. You don't have to click it." so I clicked it.
thran87
Well, then you, sir, madame or platypus noble, have made it all worth it =)
vilikke
Original Weebl-link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
lurklurkingmclurk
One of best songs ever, heck this alone is way better than all of kanye West songs, did I say songs? I meant carrier
FuckYourMorality
Fucking started singing this while looking at the post and then just scrolled down looking for someone else. :D
notapreppie
Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean // causing a commotion // 'cause they are so awesome.
TheBails
buckyloves
I love that song!!!
DragonDragon01642
like an underwater unicorn they've got a kick ass facial horn they're the jedi of the sea they stop cthulu eating ye!!!!!
Rhodderz
i approve of this weeble reference
notapreppie
That's "Weebl" you philistine!
myusernameiscrazy
I read it in the voice of the song
WolfgangPacoSr
N.W.A. Narwhals with Aditutde
FionnaTheWhovian
Just don't let them touch your balls.
dolphindreamsandsatan
my favorite line of the song! I woke up too late to get this in before you did! :-)
PinkTinman
Dugong, Dugong, it's the cow of the sea, sea, sea!
VelociRandom
Dugong, Dugong, also known as a manateeeeee!
NamelessGhuleh
Noooo!!! Not again. I can't stop singing this now. thanks.
dumdumbringmegumgum
Inventors of the shish kabob.
katieblu
I fucking hate that song. It is so irritating.
notapreppie
Don't forget Jazz Narwhals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSsZtjvNs7w
TheNuclearSaxophone
As soon as I saw the first photo I was so gong the song in my head.
lumini85
Glad it's not just me then
WolfgangPacoSr
N.W.A. Narwhals with Aditutde
buckyloves
I love that song!!!
notapreppie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
otherotherbarry
Was hoping that this was the 10 hour version!
TheMexicanLemon
Was hoping this was posted.
BetaTester112
Narwhales, narwhales, pretty big and pretty white they beat a polbear in a fight
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kickass facial horn! They're the Jedi of the sea/They stopped Cthulhu from eating ye
Valentras
Narwales, they are narwales, narwales! Just don't let them touch your balls!
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
Narwhals, they are narwhals! Narwhals, inventors of the Shish kebab!
Totallybadassusername
You mangificent fuckers. +1
GothSpice13
I fucking love this website.
iPukeNarwhals
I'm slightly relevant!
IShowUpWhenSomeoneHasARelevantUsername
I have arrived
Narwhalis
*high five*
IveNeverSeenAnOcelot
I feel like puking narwhales might hurt a bit
thatsmyidentifier
That just makes them hardcore!
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
how do they not accidentally stab each other
DJThuglifeSupreme
their own hides are horn-proof
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
see, this is an answer, I doubt it is a true answer, but at least it is one.
MeanWinchester
How do we not accidentally headbutt people while walking down the street? You get used to your body's dimentions
Thatsoundtinabelchermakes
But I bump into people all the time! If I were a narwhal id leave a trail of blood everywhere I went
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
we can still run into people.... bump into each other, or someone suddenly cuts acorss right in front of you and you collide.
superpooperscoopersarejustlargend
Correct me if im wrong but a narwhals horn is similar to a tooth that has grown through their "face?"??, i think there amazing creatures doh
nakedladybugsdidthis
I just got me some learnin! I had no idea, thanks!
AIistairHennessey
Isn't it the same thing with unicorn? I believe for unicorns it's their wisdom teeth.
TheGist
Fun fact: cetaceans like narwhals & dolphins evolved from hooved land mammals. So narwhals obviously used to be unicorns.
fallod
yup! they actually all have 2 horns, but typically only one of them (the left one) grows to pierce the skin!
Trimpot
Another reason they're so fucking metal!
mitchukittysongapuppy
Yes, the "horn" is just a tooth on the males that curves around itself and keeps growing out until it breaks through the skin.
Holdmyhectocotylus
It's almost always the upper left canine that forms the tusk as well, occassionally both canines will form tusks.
Mond4324
they're*
laboon
Yeah pretty sure is a tusk
thetonestarr
Yes, the narwhal "horn" is actually a tusk.
SocoFox
Correct.
insertclevernesshere
It is a tooth! So weird, right?
surie
this caused me to google narwhal anatomy and then this was one of the images
IamSprots
chonas
It is a tusk. Much like boar or elephant. The tusks are used for ivory like elephants, but they're much harder to harvest so less threat.
airen
So like, I didn't realize narwhals were real......
AAk47
That sounds amazing! I wish I found out an animal I thought was fake turned out to be real....
airen
I just thought it was an anime thing and thats why everyone kept naming themselves narwhal. Like nyancat
TaylorCottrell
An anime thing? Lol wtf
airen
:I I don't really watch anime.
OrangeRhymer
It even has a nerve that runs through it. Sometimes the tip will break off and expose the nerve so they jam a rock in to dull the pain.
lraskie
Narwhals are metal.
MimzytheBun
Owie :(
tummler
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH
Tinycuddlefish
Speak the truth about a tooth!
theclarkshark
+1 for still all caps! FUCKKKYEEEAAHHH!
MokrieDela
"You speak the tooth!" FTFY
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
I LOVE how fucking excited you are!
TheRicM
OP give us some narwhal gifs soon
theresnowaythisistaken
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE @OP
butcheredatbirth
There wasn't enough bacon in this post
IamWizard
It wasn't midnight.
niftybiscuit
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM
superpooperscoopersarejustlargend
Narwhals are my favorite sea animals but komodo dragons are my favorite land animals.
Superbeefus
I like turtles.
1metalnation
There are states in the US that you can legally own komodo dragons as pets. I know a guy with 8 adults, they work very much like a wolf pack
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
What states allow ownership of MOTHERFUCKIN NARWHALS?
1metalnation
Sadly none
Maie13
They are the babirusa of the sea: http://blog.nature.org/science/files/2014/02/babirusa-coke-smith.jpg
AlbusDumbledoresBeard
How the hell are those horns an evolutionary advantage lol
nobodyblindedme
fuck shit up with and/or intimidate predators?
Maie13
Those are the tusks! They might be used to deflect the tusks of other males while fighting. There aren't many natural predators for them.
thetonestarr
They're mostly good for reproductive/mating rivalry/competition.
GoodBoyDaisy
ah, so the lady babirusas find them sexy
thewonderbeards
*(babe)irusas