Dump from 2017 (6/?)

Jan 31, 2018 12:38 PM

Why is that woman surrounded by NOD32?

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For the last one: human bites are dangerous BECAUSE we are human, not despite off.

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You should never hold a rabbit like that!

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I don't really like the idea of Dr. Who getting credit for Anne Frank's optimism. It's hers. Let her keep it.

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possum vs opossum

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People who live where there are opossums frequently call them possums anyway.

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Little nitpick about that last one: that's "persistence hunting", not "pursuit predation". Source: Wikipedia.

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Or hear me out it's just a serif l. Like all the other letters.

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I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile

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that dinosaur one tho

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Don't just stand there taking pictures of your dad, grab a chair and beat. his. ass.

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Why do people worship J.K. Rowling for foreshadowing? All good authors use it, and J.K. Rowling isn't even close to the best with it.

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#23 meanwhile at CS:

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The random Sherlock one seems like it belongs more in a cringe dump

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Yes. Dec. 31st is about mid winter because winter goes from Dec. 21st to January 10th. That's when spring starts.

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You spelled 2015 wrong

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You spelled 2012 wrong

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There is no happening. There is only Julian.

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#3 When did Bottles have a kid?

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Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that

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I do that almost every day...

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Damn, Tesla T H I C C

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No. Stop that.

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seen enogh hentai tosee where this is going

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I bet you were typing that one-handed

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Where it's going? Don't you mean where it went?

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Unholy

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C-cord sempai please n-not there

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Rule 34, baby!

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*Rule 34 baby

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Alright, internet's done. Shut it all down. Go home. It's over.

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I presume you know, but for the innocent here, this is the 'after' of the 'before and after' series. You know, if you wanted to go incognito

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For that last bit, there's a subreddit called HFY, full of stories. One of the running themes is something mundane to us being extraordinary

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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!

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pancakes... oh god the pancakes.

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Thanks for the tip!

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Link? I'm lazy at work

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Harry potter and the portrait of what looks like a pile of ash

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I actually want this.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Damned_Trilogy Sci-Fi series where humans are the most badass killers in the galaxy.

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"Deathworlders" is my favorite. It is probably longer than the harry potter series, but it's free

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One example is the deathworld predator called a "gricka" extremely deadly, mercurial moods, can rend your flesh. Or as we know it: a cat.

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I spend all my spare time at work on that subreddit.

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And a new chapter just came out :D

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Of which one?

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Humanity Fuck Yeah -> Deathworlders chapters come out at the end of every month

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I mean, that's great, but if we get can it at least be *good*?

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It had some nice one-liners but the overall plot was blah.

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Like, seriously. *Almost* passes the Bechdel test, it's historically inaccurate and insultingly so, and as a morality play it was *boring*.

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It was never intended to be a morality play or historically accurate, so not being good at those things isn't a failure.

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It's a failure to entertain on pretty much all levels except aesthetics. And the music wasn't even good.

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Nobody cares about the Bechdel test.

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No shit. But that's just one *more* failing on top of all the other things this movie failed at.

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Voldemort wasn't born mid-winter. December 31 is early winter. Winter solstice is December 21. As great of an author JK Rowling is 1/

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/2 I don't think she's hiding all these tiny little details in her books.

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But wizard still use ink and feather instead of pens, so maybe they still use the cold season definition of winter instead of astronomical

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December is bloody midwinter for me pal

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Bitch please, Krogan have back-up organs and can literally eat anything and store nutrients in their humps. We ain't shit compared to that.

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Yeah, but we actually exist, so there's that.

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There's a reason they're still alive after years of the genophage, and before that years of war! They just don't die!

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They were literally living in a nuclear wasteland with fucking THRESHER MAWS.

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literally the only organic creature to directly fuck up a reaper and they lived with it

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I want that road trip. I'd even fly to London from Berlin just to get the full experience.

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Pro version: drive from South Africa to Argentina

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For that to be plausible, the shortest point between Russia and Alaska would require two bridges spanning 24 miles each.

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Or a tunnel, made by THE BORING COMPANY. Go Elon, go!

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Yikes lol. Could you imagine driving in a tunnel for 24+ miles, popping out briefly, then back in for 24+ more miles? Hard pass on that one!

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Not with a highspeed train imagine the tunnel between France and Great Britain, but faster.

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You can see what happens on that road trip. What Long Way Around they do it on motorcycles

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That could be 2 full seasons of Ride with Norman Reedus:

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Watch not what

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I really fucking hate that Anne Frank one. Don’t need a British alien to get credit for a Jewish-girl-in-the-Holocaust’s experience.

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Yeah that one made me furious.

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I said almost the same thing before reading the comments. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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I could imagine her being told, looking shocked and embarrassed, then spending the rest of the episode scribbling out parts.

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It's better than the Anne Frank Dragonball Z crossover fanfiction someone wrote.

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Reminds me of how Action Comics had some with Supes beating the Nazis, but they stopped after a while, because it takes away from the real >

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sacrifices made by real soldiers in battle, far more than a propaganda tool.

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Completely agree; what makes it so incredible is that she DIDN'T have that kind of thing happen to her and still wrote it.

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Yeah attributing her hopeful attitude to the Doctor devalues her own strength as a person.

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AH, thank you. I read that and I was trying to pinpoint why it bothered me, and you hit it.

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Welcome to fandom: where they seem to talk about everything but it's just an excuse to talk about the only thing they actually care

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That also applies to when people in relationships. Everything is somehow their boyfriend / girlfriend

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With the difference that the latter is love, the first is a cult :D

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I dont necessarily hate it, but tbf what was described was basically same formula as the Van Gogh episode.

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But isn't the van Gogh one more about giving him an enjoyable memory, unrelated to his accomplishments? (only saw part of it) This one

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can be interpreted as devaluating her strength because she only wrote that because of what the doctor showed her.

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I agree, however what I meant was more general in regards to the structure of the episode by taking some historical character, and

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Bringing them to the future and influencing in someway in their own timeline.

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Accurate, but Van Gogh, for all his problems, didn’t go through the Holocaust.

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this...this has not been my experience on omegle

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I really enjoyed the concept of it, but I don't have a camera and in the chat you just get bots, so I gave up. Is there an alternative?

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Shagle

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Shagle.com

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I really enjoy talking to random people, but I would like it with less weirdos and dicks and more shoes on the head.

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Who's this massive tool?

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St. Francis of the Filth

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why?

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Why not?

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NEVER

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I fucking hate tumblr people. Especially their responses. We get it... you are all emotionally unstable

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I can taste the salt and the need to be edgy and different through the screen

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THIS ^

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I'll believe imgur actually hates tumblr when every 3rd submission to the front page isn't a meme dump full of screenshots from tumblr.

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I fucking hate imgur people. Especially their comments. We get it... you are all a bunch of assholes.

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And clinically depressed. Can't forget the depression. We're just as bad as Tumblr, we just refuse to admit it.

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THIS CHANGED MY LIFE

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*tumboner

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YOU'RE ALL EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE

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Vaguely accurate statement is vaguely accurate.

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CRYING

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I apologize on behalf of people who learned to express themselves in the 90s and 00s, for the opacity of our methods of communicating.

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Communicating? Whats that? We just bottle it up

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Not sure if worthy of upvote or making sarcastic remark.

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Dunno, but its what i do

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*insert non clever reworded response to pertain to imgur users* am i a tumbler user now?

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No different from imgur to be honest. Internet people are all the same. I always find it silly how people try to differentiate their groups

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i literALLY CANNOT EVEN FAVORITES FOLDERS WHEN SERA PLS

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Huhuhuh +1 to you my good sir huhuhuh

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from one another. "______ is better than _______" you're all the same in the end.

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I'd say that's an exaggeration, but I agree there are people here who lack sophistication, composure, and have counterparts elsewhere.

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I know, right? I dare you to find a anecdote post that doesn't have "I'll take things that never happened for 200, Alex" commented on it.

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Seriously. We all reply with boring, predictable memes and reaction gifs, they all reply with exaggerated emotional response, no difference.

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I was going to reply with a common imgur phrase, but couldn't be bothered thinking of one. In all honesty though, I don't think you're 1/

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any more accurate than the person criticising tumblr for this sort of thing. Fact is, there's loads of different people on both sites, 2/

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and both sites do form a community. So while there are people endlessly repeating the same things over and over again, there are also 3/

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