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drickanderson
Aliens ...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Wasn't this a twitter post originally by Shut Up, Mike?
drdavessardogs
Like Ross Perot?
stupidestSmartest
and then turns out to be working with the villain the whole time... ;)
2xlepergnome4lyfe
Barber: What you want? Bernie: http://www.placestoseeinyourlifetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Untitled-252.jpg
Feralkyn
Old, old.
nogoodkris
Leave him alone, he's thinking deep thoughts.
hoffbox
"THE BILLIONAEH CLASS!"
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
And because the bureaucratic in-charge woman is annoyed by him and feels like he's just making her job harder and wasting her time.
ooooblackbetty
http://data.whicdn.com/images/54294821/large.gif
Subsound
If you think about it, he kind of is
vicmurder
Shh here comes "end of days"
Hybris51129
Bernie forgot one critical thing though, its 2016 not 1916 we have learned that somethings aren't worth repeating.
Krankenwagen606
Its appears they are repeating.....
33YearOldManBaby
Where is @repoststatistics when you need it.
lackofempathy
True so true
gnargnar99
"Clinton is unfit for presidency" - "We must elect Clinton for president"
lindydanny
He is that guy. We are gonna regret a lot about 2016.
cptwott
and no-one believes him but at about 75 minutes in the movie it shows he is right
JeffJuice
https://twopalswiththoughts.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/independence-day.jpg
Cheomesh
Time for this guy to fade into history as a has-been, like every other "Anti-Establishment" presidential candidate.
berlinson
He's been the consistent lone voice against the greed and stupidity of conservative non-thinking for the last 3 decades.
Cheomesh
So was Ron Paul, Stein, and Johnson.
seedye
In the 60s, Goldwater lost because of his extreme right-wing views...a few decades later, his views became the party platform.
seedye
Maybe Bernie will have the same impact. Much of his agenda was put into the Dem party platform.
override367
Goldwater won the nomination though, he just lost the presidency in one of the worst defeats ever. He was a lot like trump in his politics
override367
LBJ's ad against him was great and it almost applies to Trump as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10bBNdqI7uE
MadCat221
Bernie looks like the guy who thought he could just barge into a political party and commandeer resources that lifelong party members (1)
MadCat221
spent a lot of time arranging and use it for his own ends.(2)
ZRod
Meanwhile, Hillary the cheating, war mongering oligarch is using the party to funnel money & make it a right wing party.
SiscoVonSiegfried
How much similar guy can you name? I mean I was try to find as many as I can but only remember the one in Independence Day.
PeteTusk
Wow. All the films listed so far in comments are mostly un-original, riffing off films of 40-50 years before.
nogoodkris
Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.
notme222
All the Roland Emmerich movies: ID, 2012, Day after Tomorrow. Because it's all the same crappy writing.
Kilahti
The 90s Hollywood Godzilla. Con air is a bit dubious example since Nick Cage has the bad hair but John Cusack handles the rest of this role.
CKnowles
Harbinger, Cabin In The Woods. Witch, Princess Bride. Gypsy, Game Of Thrones. Main character, Wizard of Aus. Dr Horrible. Blind man, Oedipus
rxnh
San Andreas
mortimernelson
Stargate
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
prestodigitation
That's beautiful! Im in hysterics!!!!
Carnikevorkian
I literally couldn't breathe for a full 19 seconds because I was laughing so fast
variousvegetables
Aw man. I don't get why this is funny....
sallytheseashellseller
ho lee shit
sodafizzman
I hoped this would exist, and it does. Bern Your Enthusiasm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X6MadTfODk
AJillPostADayWillPutOurDoctorAsOurHeadOfState
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TheGum25
bpetersen
BeeR411
That is the correct response for the correct response
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Well this is fucking perfect
DrClaww
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Great Scott!
Lightfinder100
In the arms of the angles
ForReasonsOfScience
Angles?
Lightfinder100
yes you read that correctly
ChaosandChaos
Fly away from me...at 90 degrees, will you find..some obfuscation here..
MeltinSnowman
In the future, people will turn these currents events into a movie based on a true story.
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bippityboppitybuttsex
... and an as-yet unborn version of Brad Pitt (but way hotter) will play him.
Dtherese83
"Black Mirror" on Netflix. The Waldo episode, season 2. It was filmed long before this cycle. It feels like horrific foreshadowing
ChaosJoy
See Braindead (tv show)
statelessnfaithless
Assuming there's enough humans left alive.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
They already did, it's called idiocracy.
mextexcomenntaco
The future is now.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
I don't think you understand the concept of 'future'.
mattadore
Bernie has been (pretty accurately) predicting the future for decades.
Peppersworth
examples plz
ZRod
ISIS, Panama Papers, today's record income inequality, 2008 crash, etc. Sanders predicted these years or decades ago. Hillary said oops.
oximofo9
ISIS is more of the same for 7 thousand years, Panama? Lol, Off Shore Open Secret, Income Equality is the best ever, Dem Bubble, any more?
ZRod
Wow, I'm getting downvoted by people who can't stand that Sanders actually has foresight instead of hindsight. Sad.
PeteTusk
Yep. It's called denial.
Peppersworth
Source plz
ZRod
Thanks for showing you've done zero research. Vids are all over the internet. https://youtu.be/WJaW32ZTyKE
Peppersworth
Why are you thanking me for showing you that I haven't done research? You're welcome, I guess.
Peppersworth
Now I no longer need to do research, I should be thanking you instead of you thanking me.
Cgull47
He's a nut case. Probably would've been worse if he got elected.
ZRod
I know, right? What a nutcase for saying that we should have an educated & healthy population instead of handing out welfare to the rich! /s
Cgull47
Not going to argue politics with randoms. You have your opinion I have mine, nothing will change that. Was just saying he's a nut. ;)
ZRod
Except my opinions r based on facts & examples from Scandinavia, Canada, Australia, Germany, France, etc. Yours are based on fear mongering
Cgull47
So calm down and go pointlessly argue with someone else. He's out, deal with it. Stop pouting. Bye bye now.
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ZRod
I certainly hope you refuse any medical care w/o paying $33k (median price for appendectomy in US) since you hate social democracy then.
Cgull47
You have no idea the depth of my opinions and the facts that back them up because I have yet to tell you them. He's a nut was more of a joke
GeneralaSettlementNeedsYourHelp
I love this old men, I wish he was my second grandpa
gebsmith1
Same here. I'm just glad he's not going to be President.
ZRod
Because educated & healthy populations are scary?
gebsmith1
No, because I don't want to see our country go bankrupt and collapse upon itself.
ZRod
Yet you cheer for trickle down bullshit & unlimited tax breaks for Walmart to come and destroy small biz
gebsmith1
OMG, you know me so well.