Remember. No matter what. Avoid eating grapefruit.

Aug 31, 2022 10:36 PM

qlawdat

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Nope. LOVE grapefruit, have 1-2 for brekkie every day! ❤️

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

♫ grapefruit diet (diet!), i'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear ♪

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...but I like grapefruit!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I like grapefruit... actually more than potato chips. It's just cumbersome to eat.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ant taking my ruffles

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grape fruit is the best

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U 'The grapefruit technique' - grapefruit can bring you joy in many ways.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you can’t eat grapefruit, it means your bloodline is weak.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try the potato diet. Just eat potatoes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can lose a lot of weight through diarrhea if I switch from chips/snacks to cucumbers and carrots. I just don’t.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grapefruit anytime, anywhere….

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I like grapefruit...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cursed percent sign bothers me

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you need a little more joy in your life, friend

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love grapefruit, but my body doesn’t

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The ONLY good thing that's remotely grapefruit flavored is froyo...and that's the only thing my grapefruit loving hubs hates.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After listening to the sounds of that grapefruit blowjob i cant eat it anymore

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hard to do the grapefruit technique without a grapefruit to hand though

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys should try Pumelo. WAAY Better.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some studies have shown that grapefruit does a tremendous job of clearing out arteries plaques.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like grapefruit too though, it's just not something you'd eat instead of chips. One's sour and the other's salty.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't have chips, they utterly wreck my digestion for days

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm replacing mine with carrots!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you I can't eat grapefruit with my antidepressants.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Just have it later

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'He couldn't take it anymore and grapefruited himself'.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grapefruit is way too bitter to eat by itself, I've never managed more than 3 bites

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you (attempting) eating yellow ones or pink ones?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just the pink ones, I didn't even know there were yellow ones ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try to get Ruby Red variety. They are kinda pink red and delicious.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love fracking grapefruit! Been eating 1/2 a grapefruit with my breakfast for over 35 years! I prefer fruit to chips any day!

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

I find it tastes like vomit tbh

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also fucks with erections in males

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

No shit?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Way shit

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you don't take medication.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Not yet…?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So I was curious about this, and did the Google thing. For those equally curious but lazier, apparently grapefruit can block a gut enzyme1/x

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that breaks down many medications--causing the drug to get more fully absorbed into the bloodstream and stay in the body longer. In 2/x

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

essence, in certain cases, you can end up overdosing, or otherwise suffering more extreme side-effects. At the same time, it can also 3/x

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cause other drugs (Allegra was mentioned) to not be absorbed as well--weakening the effect, as if you'd taken a smaller dosage. 4/4

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love grapefruit, but my doctor gave me drugs that make them kill me. So now I eat chips to console myself.

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Same here. I loved watching a show while I sat there meticulously peeling each piece. Took forever but it tasted so good for the effort.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just curious, do you ever crave them so much you would risk it all for a bite?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair, eating the potato chips is also sorta risking it all at this point.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I used to be on a med I couldn't eat grapefruit with and I would just drink Fresca or squirt to deal with cravings. Less than 1% juice.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fresca has grapefruit juice in it? How did I not know that? I used to drink it all the time at my grandparents’ house. Good times.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0