Hunting expert.

Apr 10, 2023 11:45 PM

dizzyturtle

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Good kitty

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Cats are friend shaped, but they are predators at heart.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats are such efficient hunters that they've been known to noticeably reduce bird and rodent populations.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

If a cat can murder something, there's a good chance it will murder it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s why I don’t use mouse poison in my firewood pile. I’m scared a kitty will get sick.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cats are serial killers man.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Na what's even more crazy is watching farm dogs do it. Terriers. Now they're Savage af

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cats are otherworldly.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Go kitty go!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any street in New York City.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how the rat must have felt

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Person could've done so much better with the camera work.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like Tom finally got Jerry

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mean killing machine

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't get up today to watch an animal been eaten alive.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Tom got Jerry. Rip Jerry

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good kitty!

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

The pounce and the way his little back feet braced him eas honestly adorable.

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

...said the rat

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

One of the best ambush predators on our planet.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

One of those apocalypse "if humans disappeared" things said house cats would basically out hunt and make a bunch of other small predators go extinct because they can't keep up.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If humans disappear there will be nothing stopping medium-sized predators like coyotes and feral dogs from proliferating, and that'll check feral cat populations. Yes, the small animals that thrive in human-curated environments will also decline, but that's b/c we're creating an artificial "balance" where they currently lack predators.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hiya, Georgie! You want your bo--" "BITCH, YOU COMING WITH ME!!!"

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Lassannn, we gotta stop meeting like this, someone's gonna start talking. Also, fuck you for making me snort tea up my sinuses. LOL

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Mutual of Omaha presents

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hosted by Marty Stouffer

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wild kingdom. The music in My head right now.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People complain about cats killing songbirds, but nobody complains when a cat kills rats.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

Rats eat grain. We eat grain. We leaned once that birds eat locusts who eat grain, so they may eat some grain, to protect the other grain. We love cats snd small dogs because we love bread.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rats are not endangers. Many songbirds are.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

*endangered

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Although here in Australia, feral cats are a huge problem wiping out small native animals that have no natural predators. And birds.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Understood

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In most cases the natural predator of those birds was driven away or killed by humans. The cat just fills the open role.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 18

Except that filling an open role with an invasive species that kills more than it needs to eat is a bad thing.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

The problem is that the songbirds already have to deal with a dying insect population, loss of habitat and environmental toxins. Their populations just aren't as plentiful and stable anymore. Putting cats on top of that makes everything even worse.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

So you're punishing the cats for what we've done to them?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If I knew this wasn't my cat, I would have thought this was my cat.

3 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 2

I like your cat.jpeg

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it's not yours, may I have it?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

is this your cat?

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

This is worded like some sassy Diogenes shit.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sassy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diogenes just about invented the"LOL", if not straight-up trolling. Look up "I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A MAN."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you knew it wasn’t…hmm. That phrasing sounds paradoxical.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The knight on the left knows who's cat it is, but the one on right always lies about it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*whose (“who’s” is short for “who is”)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your (jk) right, of course. My sleepy brain just accepted the keyboard prompt.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People hate on campers, but it's effective.

3 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

"IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!"

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

When you're on defense or sniping, it really is

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Back in the day the FPS America's Army would automatically word filter "camping" into "using tactics". Good times. Great game, too.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ain't that called "deer season"?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dude X-D

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wabbit season.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duck season.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

god damn that is savage af

3 years ago | Likes 1666 Dislikes 3

What is that a mouse? Small rat? Some skill on that kitty! Impressive

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very impressive. Cats are like ninjas

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"A perfect hunter. I admire it's purity."

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"I won't lie to you about your chances, but you have my pity."

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right! Thank you for this

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn nature, you scary.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That rat was certainly feline it

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So I recently found a YT channel of a guy who uses minks and dogs to hunt rats on properties/farms without using traps and poison. I'm not gonna lie: it is BRUTAL but satisfying to watch. Like 200 rats in a day. And that's an average day. Here's a link. But I warned you. https://youtube.com/@JosephCartertheMinkMan

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude! Minks fucking some some rats UP

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeaaaaaah I’m gonna check that out. There was a pretty good This American Life a few years ago about a group in NYC that takes terriers out ratting.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classy bougie ratchet

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s a rat 🐀 the cats doing the world a favor

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 7

Without rats, New York City would be overrun with discarded pizza slices.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am sure the rats of this world beg differ. But yeah, if this would be my kitty she will for sure get a praise for this.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Rats are actually really sweet, clean animals that are very smart and have a complex social system. They got blamed for a lot of stuff that was never their fault like spreading illnesses they don't spread and existing in cities when people brought them in/encroached on their land and they are just trying to survive. Rats are amazing creatures.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 11

Prefacing with I'm a keep your cat indoors type. Pet rats are great. Ive kept and very much loved pet rats and mice. Wild rats and mice in the home do a lot of damage to a house, and they shit and piss absolutely everywhere. They have a strong musky funk to their piss and their coats are greasy and spread filth from where they've been.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are rats and then there are RATS. Chicago rats are mean psycho big mfers that will cut you if given the chance.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When they're living in a field or a forest, sure. In the city they're usually pests.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

It's not their fault they are in cities though. It's our fault. We build cities on wild land and then get mad at the animals who still try and live there and somehow they are the pests?

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

I know this is bait but I cant help myself. By default all land is or was wild at some point. Every city ever built has been built on land that was at one time wild. That's like saying it's humanity's fault for existing.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remmy, did you write this? I loved you in Ratatouille!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You should see one of the hawks I work with catch a gull. They just hold it down and start eating. I have to move in and end its suffering.

3 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

That's actually what turned Charles Darwin athiest. He saw a lion eating a still alive Gazelle and decided that God would have programmed animals to at least make sure their prey was dead in order to minimize suffering.

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted May 19, 2023 3:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it's quick, just sayin I've seen when it isn't.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Cats will do that too sometimes. They eat half the animal and leave the rest flopping around.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t want to see this… I need to see this.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You should make a 'Day in the life' post.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I've seen that. Brutal pecked to death slowly..

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We often get nesting Peregrine Falcons on top of the local church and sometimes you get to see them going after the pigeons. They don't mess around.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peregrines are different. They slam into their prey either stunning it, or sometimes killing it instantly. They're not built like hawks.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nature is fuckin brutal.

3 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

I chose to take a pay cut to work with it.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I say this every chance I get. Folks who think nature is about harmony and peace don't know nature.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Gary Lardon (The Far Side) wrote a children's book on the subject, "There's a hair in my dirt!"

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I have a pic of one of our hawks that reminds me of this:

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

A hawk took one of our chickens and I was kind of impressed at the efficiency. Just tore the head off and got to work. Not even any fuss.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I read that as “children” and I was thinking, “How calm they are about losing a child. Must be British.”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken was lucky then. It's often not that quick.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean if we're being fair there isn't fuss to be had to the hawk it's just dinner, sort of like us grabbing pretty much any food.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s a tough cat. That rat was definitely biting this shit out of it while it pulled it out and was killing the rat.

3 years ago | Likes 674 Dislikes 6

And the cat was only fighting for dinner. The rat was fighting for its life!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. In the wild, the cat also would have been hunting for it's life (no kill = no eat), but the domestic cat, driven by instinct, knows no different - it is still hunting with all it's abilities. Hence the reason why domestic cats are such a drain on the songbird population - and we help out by mounting bird feeders to attract birds to where we host the bird killing cats... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, when you're killing something, you kind of have to accept that it's going to fight back

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unless you're COVID. Then about half the people will spread you willingly, just to prove how not dangerous you are.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jfc I read this before reading what it was replying to and that wasn't what I expected hahaha jesus. Dark. And sadly accurate.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it got a nibble or two but that's why they go for the back of the neck so quickly.

3 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

Lions do exactly the same thing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen, you rat bastard....wait a minute *squints*

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For many prey the cat’s teeth shape evolved so that as it bit the back of the neck the teeth would perfectly sever the prey’s neck blood vessels

3 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 3

Back of the neck snaps the spine. Front either chokes out the prey or severes the blood vessels. Though having flowing blood isn't really all that great since it would attract more predators

3 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 8

Why are you people downvioting him? He's right.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

He may be right, but when a vicious Predator three times my size drags me out of my home and severs a blood vessel in my neck, the next predator Finding Me is not currently in my top 10 list of concerns

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Since when has being right stopped the downvotes? Heck, when I drop a salient fact, it's a cointoss if I'll get a raft of upvotes or just be bombed downwards. Seems whichever way the tide starts going, people assume it's going the right way and add to it. It's quite worrying, tbh.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

Hunger is a hell of a motivator

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

And the best sauce

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat looks like a tabby, which are natural hunters. We had a tabby that was supremely well-fed yet hunted anything that moved. It was great cause the crazy floof would turn into Superman to hunt mosquitoes.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's also why outdoor cats are so devastating to local birds. They will hunt and kill just for the duck of it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat hunts anything that moves. That's how we noticed a mouse was able to come into our house. It didn't last long thankfully. He also gets any flies, spiders, or any bugs. My hero.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A lot of times cats kill for sport

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Yes but that kind of determination is more than sport

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahem, it's called "practice."

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That is one metal as fuck cat. The focus and perfect execution was glorious. I do feel a little bad for the rat though.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Rats evolved to be food fodder. He served his purpose.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Very reasonable, but, as a rat, this was pretty much inevitable.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. There are more.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Terrible logic. There are tons of humans, doesn't mean it's ok when a bunch are murdered. It's ok to feel empathy for living things. Rats are pests, carry diseases, but I still feel bad when one is killed. Not their fault that they exist the way they do.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's all the Circle of Life, innit?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but empathy is important.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's more of people like me too. I don't want to get stabbed by some giant while I'm sleeping in my bed.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

"wow look at the way the giant braced his feet against the bottom floor while ripping him out of his flat! So cute!" 🥺

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't even knock the glass of water off the dresser.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'll depend on how often you spread the plague!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You're thinking about fleas

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That lived on rats and were carried around by them

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So you've got fleas too?! That's definitely a midnight visit from Capt. Stabby!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0