BurtMaclan
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I'll take the shot any day.
Sep 4, 2021 8:37 PM
BurtMaclan
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I'll take the shot any day.
Grenateh
I vote for the bullet.
hyperchondriac
Yeah something tells me this coward will do neither.
merrilup
Give em the Bullet Give em 2
clintwestwud
shweatyPIE
I wouldn’t care if they want to playing Russian roulette, but the cultist are making us play too. Deworm yourself to death for our sake.
Chavestvaldt
An antivaxxer? Self righteous, dramatic, and completely unreasonable?? Color me fucking shocked!
f0622
Will you take a tracheal intubation before a SHOT?
datphone777365
triage instead, let em wait for the treatment for the hoax they arent suffering from.
EmanonInverse
Needles or guns, you're still choosing what kinda shot you want to be
SamPound1
Does anyone else immediately check the license plates to identify state, get disheartened, and realize its everywhere to some degree
datphone777365
nah, i never once assumed one spot is excluded from a stupid infestation. hopefully the dewormer gets em all.
gis4gif
ditetraconta
Nognom
Was gona give you the upvote but you are at the perfect number.
VirtualNaut
@Nognom, come back to upvote! I just gave you one.
SirSmurfalot
Oh well, let them die then.
woozle
alexandrukas
Mr. little dick you won't even wear a mask to protect other people. Your pansy ass would wet yourself if someone ever took a shot at you.
YesiRealizeThisWasAlongTimeAgo
Awe shit that looks like one of ours. Sorry from Missouri ?♂️
NoellFalangi01189998819991197253
Ugh... Of course it is.
BurtMaclan
?♂️?♂️
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
Sir, it's pronounced "misery"
ratfaceddog
I’ve heard people pronounce it “missouruh,” which I will never understand.
DrSchlepenstein
Someone give them a bullet.
Grenateh
A kindred spirit I see.
pistacher
someone does not like hard liquor
BurtMaclan
Maybe I misunderstood ?
disposabledom
These people jizz at the idea of being the only correct person who saves the day in their hero-cowboy masturbation fantasy.
zonide
ever see the episode from adam ruins everything about cowboys
mdb9937
While that was a lot....it's clearly on point.
zHurk777
"Don't blame me, I voted for trump !!! " - magas everywhere.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I would just like to not be murdered by one of these people as they get more and more fascist and crazy.
Dawnbringer551
jazzyskater
That makes so much sense
PizzaStation
The only way they could imagine helping/saving someone is by shooting people. Wearing a mask is for pussies.
Avrgjoe80
That's the thing, some people want to be heroes, but not the hero that helps, but hurts..
DonDiddlyDude
"Hero-cowboy masturbation fantasy" lmao
KyotoGaijin
Perfectly explained.
comixthomas
In my hero cowboy masturbation fantasies I simply masturbate in a cowboy hat to wild applause from the audience
slyvic
So when are they coming out with bullets with covid vaccine?
collinagrant4
Soon
datphone777365
skip the vax and make it crushed castor seeds with a wax cover.
PaulHurley
datphone777365
PrinceOfWhales
Fast forward to hospital bedside tweet "I wish I just got the shot".
ortahj00
On an earlier post a nurse said that they eventually say "ok give me the shot" just to receive the reply "it's to late for that already"
ortahj00
*too
Comet260
"Please pray".
barefootdata11
Hospital? I had covid back in March and it was legitimately just the flu.
zHurk777
As of Aug. 01, 2021: 4.2M deaths worldwide & over 608,000 deaths in the USA. Plus millions more who suffered in the hospital.
Comet260
That was YOUR experience. It does not apply across the board.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Yeah. So? Some people DO have a mild reaction. Others are killed.
duffman3335
How long has the flu been around? Have the hospital beds been full all that time?
datphone777365
thats like someone who had an easy fight with cancer trying to call out someone who hasnt cus their experience was dif. ya dummy.
HootSloot
And for many there are no symptoms at all but 600k Americans have died from it so far. Severity is very different for different people.
sunkenroad62
So they're saying they're not free because experts are asking them to do something that will save their life...? God I hate these people.
machotortuga
and they always say "I won't live in fear!" Ya, none of the rest of us are living in fear. That shit called Projection you cowardly asshole!
creepwood
so does "god"
buddhanature
The masters have told them that the shot is the first step that ultimately ends in a concentration camp.
NM156
No punctuation, so it could mean "Land of the 'Free my Ass'" At least he knows what's stuck in it.
BallsackHippo
Yet they freely horse dewormer which hasn't been tested on human.
VaultGirl69
And protect the lives of the vulnerable. They're going to throw the biggest goddamn tantrum ever when it becomes mandatory.
insomniac24x7
Mind you he puts a seatbelt on and stops at red lights
Treblaine
"Why did you choose to not get the vaccine?" "I don't like being forced" "motherfucker, that is not an answer to the question"
wnxkrayzie
The fact that they are allowed to openly protest, and mock the government shows how free they are.
datphone777365
shhhh they wont get the irony of it.
ViolentFlogging
It's a poisonous ploy by the Satanic Democrat Cannibal Cult to cull worldwide population. Jeez, get with it, man!
weidermeijer
It is amazing how we got here.
DeezyMonster
*save other peoples’ lives. Not to be too callous, but if that’s their attitude I’m kinda past caring if they keep breathing. Sorry!
HorriblyPositive
And the lives of others. That's the part they can't stand.
beclamide
That’s precisely the point. Why should they do anything for anyone else’s benefit? Freedom is self serving to them.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Exactly. What if I get the shot and accidentally save the life of a black guy? or an illegal?
nevernotsure
"I'll just get a fake vaccine card!"
nevernotsure
"It includes dirty libras? Fuckem"
Jarilye
Pisces-Supremacist.
f0622
Stubborn children with guns?
CgnCalling
Belligerent, angry, drunk toddlers.
datphone777365
so murikkkans.
zHurk777
What's god got to do with it. god don't care, cause he ain't there.
trikucian
Canadians too. We had idiots protesting st fucking hospitals all over the country on Wednesday
Jefe2428
Hate is unhealthy. If you are right, they will die unnecessarily. Is so, don't gloat, pity them. You will be healthier all round.
dontrike
All out of pity.
zHurk777
Not enough will die & those who don't will still vote republican.
mksu
Honestly really tired of all you high horse types not fucking getting it that this is an existential conflict we're not definitely winning.
SliderOfElay
Right?!. 1% of them may die and also a bunch of people who can't get the vaccine or break through cases. Also 1/2
SliderOfElay
Everything will be fucked up until this is over and they are making it not end.
ChillaAquila
Yet they are still free not to take it, but claim other people taking it infringes their freedom?
caledric
And it's entirely voluntarily... they can FREELY choose whether to take it or not.
Tomadzo
Except employers can require them to take it to keep working. The companies have freedoms too. Freedom to make rules for their workplace.
datphone777365
they are free to find a work place full of equally stupid spreadnecks.
080080
perhaps the government should regulate companies so that they can't mandate vaccines.
Flexiblewarmth
If you work with exposure to Hep A and B it is reasonably practical for an employer to require you to have those shots if you want the job.
Flexiblewarmth
That's the legislation here and likely similar in all developed nations.
DrKriegersClone
I forget which, but one of DeSantis or Abbott already has.
datphone777365
nah, fuck that whole tinfoil nonsense.
Isgrimnur
Don’t take the shot. But don’t forget that businesses get to decide whom to serve. And vaccination denial is not a protected status.
Marsmallowmancer
You know, I never thought about that, but yeah. These are the sorts of people who flip out when people say businesses shouldn't discriminate
ricpaul
Cool, aren't hospitals profit making businesses in the US? /s
FerbErrger
But it could be...when God King Trump regains his throne...I mean office.
retnab
No shirt, no shoes, no shot, no service. I like it
barefootdata11
Technically couldn't you say that the business is discriminating against unvaccinated?
zHurk777
Being a crybaby snowflake doesn't count.
neddyhill
Nah, it's just protecting it's staff and regular customers from harm.
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
Lol. No. That's not how "discrimination" works.
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
People get discriminated against for things they can't choose or prefer to abide by: skin color, sexual orientation, wealth/status, or for 1
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
the later, religion (to a certain extent). If someone is actively trying to kill me and I refuse to serve them, that's survival, not 2
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
discrimination. Don't under cut it by someone making a poor life choice not being allowed to go to a bar or to a concert. 3/3
Sage042000
"Unvaccinated" isn't a protected status, so discriminating against em isn't illegal. A store can refuse service to the unvaccinated the same
Sage042000
/2 way they can refuse service to any other random moron. As long as the reason isn't their age, gender, religion, race, etc, it's fine.
datphone777365
nah. its the same as refusing service to shirtless weirdos.
Dionysus187
the "unshirted"
datphone777365
unshirted and sharted.
Vorphalack
I’d say no, because vaccination is a choice. Discrimination sorts people according to intrinsic characteristics, like sex or skin color.
datphone777365
ehhh yes though ya gotta add the whole religious bit. but other wise
Vorphalack
What’s the legal definition of legitimate exercise of religion? E.g., human sacrifice isn’t allowed, so there must be a higher principle.
datphone777365
likely w/e doesnt break other established laws.