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Mar 2, 2018 6:37 AM

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BPdU0Y1gGkJ (fp edit: send me your shoes)

You guys make a great pair.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wheels and the Legman

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Come Halloween, these guys would make great Siamese twins

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daymn, he cute!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outstanding!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That guy is all right.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#adidas

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All day I dream about sex.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their great-grandson is going to be like

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Ok I'll say it Jimmy and Timmy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Josh Sundquist if anyone was wondering. He's a public speaker, author, and was in the para Olympics. I got to meet this cool dude.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other guy is like "... I wasn't saving my right shoes, sorry bro"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There legit needs to be an online service for this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very funny guy, has written some books too (I have this one);

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

New pair of shoes, half off.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm still on the lookout for a glove mate. Have dozens of right gloves laying around.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Main guy on the left is hot af if im being honest.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like Ellen Degeneres.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking that too! I’d go for him for sure.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my god...theyre way too cool

8 years ago | Likes 770 Dislikes 1

thats how cool i strive to feel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Faith in humanity Restored.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

kinda cool how his leg is angled towards the middle for balance. really cool except for the one leg part which is unfortunate

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

There's an easier solution guys... v

8 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 1

It's Morphing Time!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

This cracks me up so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can fucking hear the music still. Oldie but a Goldie.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kinda hard to do with one leg though

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Forming the two leggeg animal

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Do you think their kids would have two legs?

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How would they scissor?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*knifing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now for Halloween wear a costume where you are one leg each

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly didn’t know the guy in yellow was missing a leg untill I saw the part with the crotches

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you cant say you know them until you have walked a half a mile in their shoes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The men with one red shoe..

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until he sees him wearing a shoe he doesn't own

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...each

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i'm dyin!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a Pierre Richard reference? Because that's all I can think of now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not. Early Tom Hanks comedy. The Man with one red shoe. Hitchcock quality. The comedy of searching for a man with one red shoe..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I just learned that it's a remake of "The Man with one black shoe", a French movie starring..... Pierre Richard. We've gone full circle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference.

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v

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He found his shoemate. Beautiful!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 21

Solemate was the pun

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Solemate haha i get it

8 years ago | Likes 505 Dislikes 4

haha me too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proud of you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I heard gingers have no soles....Am I doing this right?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They don't if they have scurvy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't lol

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 13

The bottom of your shoe is called a sole.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Solemate.. Soulmate.. You really don't..?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

Maybe non-native speaker or a really poor speller who didn't realize solemate isn't a real word?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This. Is. Adorable.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

usernamechecksout

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they had been Korean they could also be Seoul mates

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

This is so bad it's actually funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

and if they were the only survivors of their platoon, they would be the sole mates. And if they loved each other, they would be +

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

the sole sole seoul soul mates

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Ugh, get off the internet Dad!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The internet has gotten me off, I suppose I should return the favor...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They could have cosplayed Star Wars, ate fish, and been Solo sole Seoul sole mates.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And had they been a a frat party sharing a cup they could've been Solo Solo sole Seoul sole mates

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If they went to the gym they'd be Swole solo solo sole Seoul sole mates.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If I was missing a leg Im getting one of them fancy robot legs.

8 years ago | Likes 283 Dislikes 0

Are you ready to sacrifice your mom and brother for that?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Automail you say?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its called automail.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*winey robot voice* you'll never get robot legs!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fancy robot legs are for winners. You're getting a stick, or a bent rod of rusty rebar with a chunk of concrete stuck to the end.

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

Thats nice for some, not everyone is a millionaire!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Rebar with Rust RUST! And bleedin concrete whats this a billionaires comment section!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By eck when I were a lad we'd be thrilled t'get rebar and concrete! we used have t'use old twigs from t'ground and be appy wi'it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That family guy bit... we can rebuild him, but we don't want to spend a lot of money...

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

ANY YOU'LL FUCKING LIKE IT

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cyborg leg...it is attached to bio-material. Robot implies all machine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

Your leg maybe. Im getting me a leg from a robot.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm saying once you attach it to yourself, it becomes a cyborg leg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

And Im saying I stole the leg of a robot and now its my robot leg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's 40% chrome!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd cut off my other one just to have them match, and get the springy ones so i can run faster and jump higher!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Darth Maul? Alive?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the guy in OP (Josh) talked about how he was unable to adjust to the robot legs. Gave him bad infections or something?

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

That's what Neuropozyne is for

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But did you ask for this?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dreams can come true, it can happen to you, if you're strong at heart.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(also, *young at heart)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Pssst - *fairy-tales)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All you need, is to know what you're really looking for ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well said.

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