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https://www.instagram.com/p/BPdU0Y1gGkJ (fp edit: send me your shoes)
Mar 2, 2018 6:37 AM
fatherofpenguinmafia
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BPdU0Y1gGkJ (fp edit: send me your shoes)
quenchcrack17
You guys make a great pair.
iraslak
Wheels and the Legman
ilovehotyogurttoo
Come Halloween, these guys would make great Siamese twins
capricornorantichrist
Daymn, he cute!
Pentograham
Outstanding!
DXRDanny
That guy is all right.
GovernorOdious
DXRDanny
Mayyybe
#adidas
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
All day I dream about sex.
lethalin
Their great-grandson is going to be like
thereisnostephanieonlyzuul
Ok I'll say it Jimmy and Timmy.
hercz
That's Josh Sundquist if anyone was wondering. He's a public speaker, author, and was in the para Olympics. I got to meet this cool dude.
wa27
Other guy is like "... I wasn't saving my right shoes, sorry bro"
Uzernaime
There legit needs to be an online service for this.
davesrandomstuff
Very funny guy, has written some books too (I have this one);
Evelyth
New pair of shoes, half off.
Sanosuke30001
I'm still on the lookout for a glove mate. Have dozens of right gloves laying around.
turningthei
Main guy on the left is hot af if im being honest.
HtCtiwtchyk
Looks like Ellen Degeneres.
ItJustD0esntMatter
I was thinking that too! I’d go for him for sure.
lethaldoobie
my god...theyre way too cool
Yallendalf
thats how cool i strive to feel
OtterlyMagnificent
Faith in humanity Restored.
Ralpheroo
kinda cool how his leg is angled towards the middle for balance. really cool except for the one leg part which is unfortunate
bigmee
There's an easier solution guys...
v
mekgi
It's Morphing Time!
Persona5Joker
This cracks me up so hard.
mann0311
I can fucking hear the music still. Oldie but a Goldie.
FermentedCrabSmuggler
Kinda hard to do with one leg though
Account123456789
Irreal
Forming the two leggeg animal
92King
Bananas912
Do you think their kids would have two legs?
YoureMum
TheGooseMoose
How would they scissor?
92King
*knifing
SonderingStrike
Now for Halloween wear a costume where you are one leg each
Dagreekhunter
I honestly didn’t know the guy in yellow was missing a leg untill I saw the part with the crotches
TophatSociety
you cant say you know them until you have walked a half a mile in their shoes
RightTurnClyde
The men with one red shoe..
EatingFiftyBagels
Krympehl
until he sees him wearing a shoe he doesn't own
PhilippeFalloppe
...each
ReferenceCheck
✓
HmmmThatsNice
i'm dyin!
HerrKrinkle
Is that a Pierre Richard reference? Because that's all I can think of now.
RightTurnClyde
It's not. Early Tom Hanks comedy. The Man with one red shoe. Hitchcock quality. The comedy of searching for a man with one red shoe..
HerrKrinkle
And I just learned that it's a remake of "The Man with one black shoe", a French movie starring..... Pierre Richard. We've gone full circle.
jjc101
I understood that reference.
proracing53
musicalmammal
proracing53
Ithoughtofacleverusernamenowitsgone
He found his shoemate. Beautiful!
DefinitelyNotADrugDealer
Solemate was the pun
KiwiForScale
Solemate haha i get it
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
haha me too
DantzyPance
Proud of you
iamjman
But I heard gingers have no soles....Am I doing this right?
Babelfisch
They don't if they have scurvy
etidsNoodleCat
I don't lol
fewe
The bottom of your shoe is called a sole.
nellietta
Solemate.. Soulmate.. You really don't..?
merbaby
Maybe non-native speaker or a really poor speller who didn't realize solemate isn't a real word?
hotdudecurator
This. Is. Adorable.
JXFFKXPLXN
usernamechecksout
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
If they had been Korean they could also be Seoul mates
Sinisfun
This is so bad it's actually funny.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
and if they were the only survivors of their platoon, they would be the sole mates. And if they loved each other, they would be +
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
the sole sole seoul soul mates
SuburbanMeerkat
Ugh, get off the internet Dad!
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
The internet has gotten me off, I suppose I should return the favor...
Ozarck
They could have cosplayed Star Wars, ate fish, and been Solo sole Seoul sole mates.
Ionlycommentfinggold
And had they been a a frat party sharing a cup they could've been Solo Solo sole Seoul sole mates
langri
If they went to the gym they'd be Swole solo solo sole Seoul sole mates.
filben7
If I was missing a leg Im getting one of them fancy robot legs.
IvnWng
Are you ready to sacrifice your mom and brother for that?
PudgyPinkiePie
ZukoIAmYourFather
Automail you say?
ramadanjuan
Its called automail.
SuperRockinMrMagic
*winey robot voice* you'll never get robot legs!
Ozarck
Fancy robot legs are for winners. You're getting a stick, or a bent rod of rusty rebar with a chunk of concrete stuck to the end.
AHan777
Thats nice for some, not everyone is a millionaire!
AHan777
Rebar with Rust RUST! And bleedin concrete whats this a billionaires comment section!
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
By eck when I were a lad we'd be thrilled t'get rebar and concrete! we used have t'use old twigs from t'ground and be appy wi'it!
dschuma
That family guy bit... we can rebuild him, but we don't want to spend a lot of money...
Hyippy
ANY YOU'LL FUCKING LIKE IT
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
Cyborg leg...it is attached to bio-material. Robot implies all machine.
filben7
Your leg maybe. Im getting me a leg from a robot.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
I'm saying once you attach it to yourself, it becomes a cyborg leg.
filben7
And Im saying I stole the leg of a robot and now its my robot leg.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
it's 40% chrome!
astinus
I'd cut off my other one just to have them match, and get the springy ones so i can run faster and jump higher!
AstralMarmot
Darth Maul? Alive?!
ToastedVanilla
I remember the guy in OP (Josh) talked about how he was unable to adjust to the robot legs. Gave him bad infections or something?
genitalfungus
That's what Neuropozyne is for
Kattnos
BobTheTalkingSkull
But did you ask for this?
askaglassofwater
Dreams can come true, it can happen to you, if you're strong at heart.
MinorityOpinion
(also, *young at heart)
MinorityOpinion
(Pssst - *fairy-tales)
askaglassofwater
All you need, is to know what you're really looking for ;)
MinorityOpinion
Well said.